Hello Folks!

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

YAHAWL reviewed!!!

I'm ohsososososoohohosososososohohohohsooooooososoohsohappyhappyhappypappy!

I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL MY (4) LOVERLILY REVEIWERS!

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPPLES AND BANNANS!

AH LYUKE TWOO MEAT MEAT MEAT MAPPLES AND MANNAS!

EYE LEEK TUHWOO KEET KEET KEET CAPPELS AND CANNANAS!

I LAHK TUH REET REET REET RAPPLES AND RANNANS!

IYA LIKEYA TYA FEETYA FEETYA FEETYA FAPPLEEEEEES AND FANNANAS!

I CAN NOT NOT NOT COME UP WITH MOHYRE ACCENTS!

This, my folked peoples was said in my loverlily mind, yelling at the top of my lungs.

If that maid any sence, call me a cookoo duckbunny and ship me to (dotdotdot) MARS TO BE EATEN BY CANNIBALISTIC MUSHROOMS!

Logical people (gasptheygaspexist!!!gaspgasp) would say at this point in time: if the mushrooms were cannibals, then would they not eat their fellow mushrooms? I doubt you would be in-

Me!(ofthepumpkinpatch):SACRIFCE!* points at the logical person*YOU! ARE TO BE THE SACRIFICE TO MOONPIEMONKEYSOF(DOTDOTDOT)YOMAMMA!

Logical person: Runs. Fast.

Me! :*while chasing after the logical person*TIME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(DOTDOTDOT) START THE FIC!

Cel: OM-

Authoress: Skadoodle!

Cel: Yes, almighty authoress!

Authoress: Nice try. YOUWILLNOTESCAPEYOURFAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

Everyone(exept Cel): wuhwuhwhat us about uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus?!?!

Authoress: *softly* muahahaha *smiles evilly*

Everyone: We awl gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee!

Neal: I'm making a break for it!*runs toward the exit*

Authoress: Foollish logicalperson,(tothetuneofhollerbackgirl) this MY fic, this MY fic (whoawhoa)this MY fic this MY fic!*

*while authoress is being a dummie*

Neal:*is struck by lightning*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!* Run around in small circles*

Authoress: I SAID NO RUNNING! YOU SHALL BE (DUNDUNDUN)ELIMINATED!

Chamber of Ordeal: *in a booming voice* an I help? Preety preety pehrlease with a bubblegum mint on tawp?

Authoress: Suuuuuuuuuuuure you can.

CoO:Yeahyeah! wootwoot! *Dances around in circles*

Everyone with a brain (that does not have ADD) in their head: Chambers can dance?

Authoress:*sizzles peoples*YA! NOW IM THE MOST LOGICAL!*cackles *Are you afraid?

Everyone(including Authoress): ALL IS LOST! EVERY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, RUBBER DUCK, AND CANNIBAL MUSHROOM FOR HIM, HER, IT OR ITTHEMUSHROOMSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!

Authoress: This is boring! And if I'm bored, the audience is bored twoo!

Alanna: BUT YEOU(almight authoress priasespraises )HAVE ADD!

Authoress:*giggles*did you not forget that the logical people have been SIZZLED!

Neal: What about MEEEEEE?!?

Authoress :Oh, I'll get to you ,Nealie, I'll get to you. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Law of Physic: Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la—

Authoress: CANIBAL MUSHROOMS, ATAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

TheMushroomKing: But I thought we were supposted to SHUN! him. (dotdotdot)oh(dotdotdot) great One of Authorness?

Cel: Isn't this fic supposed to be about us?!?

Dom: I'm HEEEEEERE!

Peachblossom: I ate your relative!

Dom: Oh I'm sosorry!

Peachblossom: You otter be!

Dom: I feel your pain.

Peachblossom: He gave me INDIGESTION!

Dom: It's happened to all of us, peachie.

Peachblossom: DOT!

Dom:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!* runs around in small circles*

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!* runs around in small circles*

Peachbossom: I'm ending the fic with another song!

Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!* runs around in small circles*

Peachblossom: I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor
And I don't like it very much

Oh no (oh no) he swallowed my toe (he swallowed my toe)

Oh me (oh me) he swallowed my knee (he swallowed my knee)

Oh fiddle (oh fiddle) he's up to my middle (he's up to my middle)

Oh heck (oh heck) he swallowed my neck (he swallowed my neck)

Oh - (GULP!)

Authoress's Left shoe (whose name is Debarkera the eleventeenth): Encore, ON Cor!

Peachblossom: kay,Deeebs

Way down in the congo land sitting in a coconut tree,
there was a monkey and a chimp--and Lordy how she loved him.
Everynight in the pale moonlight sitting in the coconut tree,
these love words she always said to he...

"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the monkey to the chimp.
"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the chimpee to the monk.
All night long they chattered away.
All day long they were happy and gay,
swinging and swaying in a honky, tonky way.

"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the chimp, "I love but you."
Abba dabba dabba in monkey talk means
"Chimp, I love you too."
Then the ol' baboon, one night in June,
married them and very soon,
they sailed away on an abba dabba honeymoon.

One more time!

Way down in the congo land sitting in a coconut tree,
there was a monkey and a chimp--and Lordy how she loved him.
Everynight in the pale moonlight sitting in the coconut tree,
these love words she always said to he...

"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the monkey to the chimp.
"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the chimpee to the monk.
All night long they chattered away.
All day long they were happy and gay,
swinging and swaying in a honky, tonky way.

"Abba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba"
said the chimp, "I love but you."
Abba dabba dabba in monkey talk means
"Chimp, I love you too."
Then the ol' baboon, one night in June,
married them and very soon,
they sailed away on an abba dabba honeymoon.

WOOOHOOO!

Authoress: Buh-Bye Tah yallz of the (shuddershudder) real world!

And remember to(dotdotdot)

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YEW!

Or die!

No!

I will not take it back!

I won't!

I mean it!

Really!

Annnnnnd?

Do you know the munchkin land?

WELL DO YA!?!?!