Hello Folks!
I'm ohsososoohsosaddiepaddy!
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeew wuh-yun re-vuh-yewdethed!
Exotheped(dotdotdot)
a PERTHON!
If youoftherealworld(shuddershudder) are a'wondring wha im'a soso silly-like-a-billy then(dotdotdot)
I'M NOT GOING TWO TEEEEEEEL YOOOOOOOOOO!
MUAHAHAHAHA!
THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY SHORT CHAPPIE THAT ADDS NOTHING TO THE STORY!
UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER CHAPPIES!
There nawat(lolz)short!
Today-onthisohsoloverlilyday- the peoples d'Tortilla will be (dotdotdot) (antictipationOOoO)
Odd.
Oddly.
Oderlilyful!
Wootwootwoot!
TIGHTROPE-JUMPING-ON-THE-MOON-WITH-YOUR-OWN-PERSONAL-BUTT-MONKEY!
Ignorethelasttwooooo.
Or Die!
Celery: Why is it that every fic stats with me talking?
Neal: Why am I not dead yet?
Alanna: Why am I always shouting?
Owen:Why(jolly)are(jolly)we(jolly)all(jolly)talking(jolly)about(jolly)our(jolly)feelings?
Prosper: Why does no-one know who I am?
Authoress: BRING OUT THE RANDOMEEES!!!
Randomees: WHY IS THE RAT KILLER OF THE FORTH TABLECLOTHE WITH DOTS-
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *scream like little girls and run around in small circles*
Authoress:and all was fine again.
OFICIALLY THE SHORTEST CHAPPIE EVA!
THERE MORE PHYCO-NOTES(FORM THE AUTHOR) THAN FIC!
That is all.
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DON'T KEEEEEEEEEEEL MEH!