Hello Folks!
MUAHAHAHA!
Yew didn't review e-nuff!
My Fellow Randomees: WAZZ e-nuff? I want e-nuff! Is it like e-stuff? How 'bout e-ruff? E-buff? E-tuff? WHATISITWHYWONTYOUTELL MEISITACANNIBALISTICMUSHROOMAREWEALL GOINGTOBEEATENALIVE?!?!
E-nuff:But I don't wanna b. reviewed!!
MFR (My Fellow Randomees):GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: HEY! CUT THE SCRIPT FORM!
Ernie the Manager: I am so sorry! So sosososososososososososososososo soriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Authoress: TOO LATE!
*Ka-Boom*
Everybody: ('cept Authoress): *sadly* We awl gonna die.
Authoress :Too true,too true.
Randomee Umpilkie: Shouldn't you be starting the fic?
*Ka-boom*
Authoress: He's right, I should.
Cel: WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT STARTS TALKING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FIC?!? STOP IT, EVIL AUTHORESS, I COMMAND YOU!
Evil Authoress: HA! You can't command ME!
Cel: oh right…AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ka-boom*
Fanatics: You can't kill off Cel, she's CENTRAL!
Authoress: THAT'S EVIL AUTHORESS TO YOU, DILLWEED!!! *turns to fanatics* I'm sorry, all complaints must be turned in to my office…THAT DOESN'T EXIST!!! ZONK!!!!! Muahahaha!
Alanna: YAY!
Nealie: What? OH MY-
Authoress: SCADOODLE!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!
Nealie: ..NEALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!
Authoress: Cuz you're mah favorite(dototdot)Nealie.
Nealie: *sighs* What did I do to deserve this?
Authoress: All I can say is…YOU ARE SO SCADOODLIN' LUCKY THAT I DON'T LET SHIPPERS IN THE BUILING!!(dotdotdot) or do I??
Nealie: Shippers?!? What Shippers?!? Where?!? Are they going to kill me?!? Why-
Authoress: *sighs* you axed four eet. SHIPPERS (dotdotdot) ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
Nealie: *screams*
Shippers: DIE, NEALIE, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * chase Nealie*
Dom: Didn't there used to be a plot?
Authoress: Quiet, Dommie-rella,or I'll set shippers on YOU too.
Dommie-rella: Shippers?!? What Shippers?!? Where?!? Are they going to kill me?!? Why-
Everyone: kent cha twell that their related?
Meathead: Oh thank God they're go- HEY! WHEN DID I TURN INTO MEATHEAD?!?
Dommie-rella: When you became a meathead, Meathead.
Meathead: Shut it, Dommie-rella.
Authoress: Oh my Gawd you're so annoying!
*Ka-boom*
Shippers: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET HEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ka-boom*
Authoress: Don't you think that BY NOW they would have realized that they are in MY fic?
Alanna: Eh. They're just shippers.
Authoress: YOU have shippers too, 'lannie-belle. And they're OLD, DESPERATE shippers.
'lannie-belle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GETTING BORING! BRING OUT THE 'SHROOMS!
'shrooms: We are CANNIBALISTIC MUSHROOMS, NOT THE 'SHROOMS! HOW DARE YOU-
*Ka-boom*
Authoress: stupid 'shrooms.
'lannie-belle: Won't the Laws and the Rules attack us?
*Ka-boom*
Authoress: No…I can KA-BOOM them. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Authoress: Helloooooooooooooooooooo?
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Authoress: Randomees?
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Authoress: Characters?
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Authoress: MERM????????????????????
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Authoress: Oh, fine.
*Un-Kaboom*
Everyone: YAY!!! WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK! WE'RE NEVER GOING AWAY! WE'RE
*Ka-boom*
Authoress: The just never learn.
REVIEW!
SERIOUSLY!
I MEAN IT!
Oh wait…
Haven't yall been ka-boomed?
Oh well.
REVIEW ANYWAY!
Tell me what it's like!
Kay?
Great!
OR DIE!
OR BE UN-KABOOMED!
WHICHEVER!
Bye.