Hello ….FOLKS!!
Muahahaha.
And the lesson of THIS short tale is(dotdotdot) NEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEEVER EEVER EVEER EVEEER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEEVER EEVER EEVER EEVER EEEEEEVER EAT MUSHROOMS WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE DIGREGABLE PLUM MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other nehyws:
I have DECIDED!!!!
*Un-Kaboom*
Congradulations Mr. and Mrs. Plum, it's digergable
You must be so pround.
OLIVES MUST BE WISPERED TO!!!!!!!!! THAT IS YOUR MISSION FOR THE DAY!!!
IF YOU DON'T YOUR TAXES WILL BE AUDITED!!!
OH YEAH. I SAID IT.
Ohe, bie thi wayz?
Eef yoo C LUNA LOVEGOOD, tell her I vant to speak to 'er plums.
PLEEASE?
NO?!?!!?
But(dotdotdot)WHY?????
If you-
La la lalalala
Lalalalalalala!
Celery: THIS IS DISCRIMANATION I TELL YOU!!!!! OTHE PEOPLE COULD TALK'ETH FIRST, BU NO IT'S ALWAYS ME ME ME!
Authoress: Self-centered much?
Celery: I TELL YOU- Wait, what?
Authoress: Nothing.
Alanna: But you DID say something Authie.
Authoress: DO YOU WANT A REAPEAT OF THE LAST CHAPTER?!?
Alanna:Well-
Authoress: Don't answer that.
Raoul: Authoress! We want you to command the army!
Authoress: * In Academy Awards voice* Oh! This is soo unexpected!* Takes out speech* Of all the times we randomees eat apple pie, BY FAR the-
Raoul: So you'll do it?
Authoress: MAKE ME!!! * cackles * You'll never take me alive!!!!!!!!
Raoul : (dotdotdot)When exactly did yu lose you're mind?
Authoress: About three mothts ago, when I-
Audience: WE"RE BOREDishly!!!!!!
Authoress: Oh, I'm sorry! * Gives PEASANTS amo*
Alanna: Amo? Do wee vant dis to be a violent fic?
Cleon: Didn't you just cut off you're therapist's head?
Alanna: OM-
Authoress: Scadoodles! THEY JUST NEVER LEARN.
Alanna: Look at Cleon's HEAD! I's blocking out the SUN!!!!!
Everyone: THE ICE AGE IS COMING!!! WE'RE AWL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Peasant's: *PELLATEEEE CLEON WITH RUBBER DUCKS*
Everyone: OM-
Authoress: SCADDODLE, Scadoodleit!
Everyone: Ginny Weasley is teh pretty!
Zamini: I am teh prettier, SCADOODLE IT!
Edward: Bella! She's EATING ICE CREAM! SHE'LL GET A BRAIN FREEZE! AND I'M NOT THERE TO SAVE HER! I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!
Twilight haters/ Team Jacobers: Too true, too true!
Alanna: AhHHHHHHHHHHH!
Authoress: VAT, mongrel?
Alanna: Don't you realize what you have DOOOOOOOONE!?!?!!?!
Authoress; Um(dotdotdot) YESSSSS???
Alanna: THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Scream and sprint around in small circles*
Authoress: We must do the(dotdotdot) FANGIRL BANISHMENT JINKS (dundundunduuuun)
Neal:*derisively* Can't YOU banish them? After all you're the Almighty Authoress (praisespraises).
Authoress: Good WORK Nealie! You've found the first ingredient! The statement of the obvious which everyone is too stupid to realize! NOW (dotdotdot) WE MUST CATCH IT, BEFORE IT GETS AWAY! QUICK, BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!
Nealie: Urg(dotdotdot) Wait, NEALIE?!!?
Authoress: Oh, Nealie. You've found the NEXT TWO ingredients! A frusterated orge and a the shout of a hated nickname. You're soooo handsome.
Neal: *screams girlishly* The authoress is FLIRTING with me!!
Everyone: Oh,you're going to die.
Authoress: A girlish scream and a proclamation of death!! Now all we need is a human sacrifice!
Everone(including EVERYONE): Looks at Cleon.
Clean One: MEEE?!?!!
Authoress: Stop whining, Cleanie, you'll only come out of this a little(dotdotdot) dead. But It's OK! I had SUBWAY FOR LUNCH!!
Eric: *Has mental breakdown*
Alanna: OH, let's get this OVER WITH ALREADY! Chops of Cleon's Head.
Everyone; HE WAS SO UGLY! *sobsob*
The END!
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