Disclaimer: Found in Chapter 1
"Hurry Up!"
"I don't know about this."
"Well where else is there to go?"
"I—I just don't think this is—."
"Oh c'mon Moony!"
"Are you sure no one will walk in on us?"
Lily's eyes widened as she gave a small whimper and began to shake her head vigorously, her red locks flying everywhere.
"Shh!" James shushed. He then suddenly let go of Lily's mouth as if he had been burned.
"No!" Lily shouted in a hush.
"YOU LICKED MY HAND!" James said bemusedly. He had lifted himself from the bed to get a closer look at her, his arms supporting his weight.
Lily sat on top of James exasperated staring back into the green specks of his eyes.
"No. What if they come in here?" She muttered kissing him on his stubbled cheek.
"Oh Lil's that's—." James had been caught in mid sentence as Lily moved her lips towards his ear.
James soon found himself falling into the sultry trap laid by Miss Evans, as he called her, and pulled back reluctantly.
"You know. With those skills you could've been a marauder," he said.
"Persuasion is my expertise James Potter."
"Then persuade me--."
James was cut off by a sudden booming sound followed by two oomphs which gave the signal someone had entered the room.
"We need to get that door fixed," Remus muttered rubbing the back of his head. The door obviously budged at their weight. Sirius lay on the floor and stared up at the ceiling for a moment; the wind knocked out of him due to a nasty blow to the head from cold wooden floor.
"Well isn't this interesting?" Sirius asked chuckling.
"Huh?"
"Why didn't you ever tell me you liked being on top Remmy?"
Remus' cheeks turned an alarming red as he realized he was perched on top of Sirius. The boy began to remove himself from on top of Sirius but was immediately grabbed by the wrist and pulled down to the floor along with him.
"Siriu--," Remus began but was suddenly cut off by the arrival of Sirius Black's Padfooty tongue in his mouth.
Lily looked back at James covering her mouth to hold in suppressed giggles. James made a face of muddled smile. He wasn't too sure how to react about his best mate's sex life.
Sirius was now wiping the dust from his clothes as he picked himself from the floor and stood silently looking at Remus Lupin.
"God you're gorgeous." Sirius began as the two boys stood ironically close to the bed where Lily and James resided.
"What do we if they…you know," Lily whispered into her cupped hand over James' ear.
"Er…uh…listen?"
Lily smacked James hard in the chest with a repulsive look on her face.
"Why can't you silence them?" She asked quietly.
"My wand is out there! It's on the night stand thingy." James said, his voice getting progressively higher in the quietest way possible, pointing towards the curtain which hid his glasses and wand.
"Where is yours?" He asked.
"Not with me. I figured you'd have yours. But I didn't think we'd get stuck out like this." She said now giggling madly. The entire situation was hysterical and she fell back softly next to James and pushed her head into the nook of his broad shoulders and head.
"I hope this doesn't last long." She smiled softly.
Sirius had moved backwards as he and the other boy began to move towards the bed. Sirius was unable to keep his eyes off Moony ended up falling into a sitting position on the edge of the mattress.
"That charming eh?" Remus smiled with much courage.
"Oh please Moony I've had you on your knees at moments you'll never forget!" Sirius said in his husky voice.
Lily clapped her hand over her mouth and James attempted to fiddle with the ribbon on her shirt.
Remus' knee had now nudged between Sirius' leg and he began to take his hand and comb through Padfoot's hair while his right hand lifted the older boy's chin.
"I like being able to see your face before I kiss you." Remus said leaning into a soft kiss.
"I honestly don't know how you could forget it," Sirius mumbled back into his mouth.
Sirius grabbed onto Remus' waist and pulled him down so he now straddled his partner's leg.
"Haven't I told you about this position?"
"What's wrong with it?"
"It's one of those inversed puppy humping positions Sirius! If I turned you over right now--,"
"I would bark in happiness?"
"No-no-no! It would remind me of something I would see in Diagon Alley with those stray dogs that run about!"
"Wish I could do it in public," Sirius said while pouting.
"We do it all the time in the forest," Remus replied back.
"But it's not public enough. Only Peter and James are nearby and they never know it's going on because they're so oblivious!"
"I'm not oblivious!" James mouthed shaking his fist towards the curtain dividing two different sexualities.
Lily smiled and nodded silently in her head in agreement with Sirius. James was nothing but oblivious when it came to matters such as these. You should have seen how long it took him to figure out his two chums we're snuggling away naked while James insisted on believing Remus' cover-ups.
"Hey, you guys fell asleep together! Why wasn't I invited?" James asked.
"Oh! Uh," Sirius tried to cover.
"Sorry about that, James. Next time I feel feverish I'll request your help, feel better? By the way, thanks Sirius...I feel better now. Though I don't know if it's normal to have a body temperature as low as yours is..."
James smiled and continued on towards the bathroom accepting Remus' excuse. He happened to step into the boys loo but not before out of earshot.
"Yeah, you were on fire last night Remus," Sirius laughed.
Lily looked at James and brushed aside his hair that had fell into his eyes from shaking his head so strongly.
"You are not oblivious love." She lied through her teeth and kissed him on the forehead.
Remus continued to push Sirius back onto the bed until his hair sprawled across the duvet.
"This position looks mighty familiar." Remus said as Sirius flushed.
"Awfully great for you to point out it's quite uncomfortable for me," Sirius mentioned turning his head as if it wasn't a big deal.
Remus' smirk dropped quickly and climbed next to Sirius on the bed and put his head on the pillow.
"Sorry love," Remus whispered into Sirius' ear sending a chill up his spine and then wrapped his arm around his waist.
"Moony your pants are still on," Sirius smiled.
"Sorry," Remus yawned and snuggled into Sirius.
"Are you falling asleep?!" Sirius asked a little too loudly.
"Thank Merlin!" Lily mouthed.
James laughed at her expression.
"I'm tired Padfoot, we were up all night and then double defense against the dark arts ugh," Remus muttered.
Sirius looked to face Remus.
"But then we can't…do the thing…that I really," Sirius gave his best puppy dog eyes.
"Have you forgotten I can do that as well?"
"Yours is mildly demented looking," Sirius laughed.
"I do not!" Remus laughed and kissed Sirius.
A few moans and hair-massages later, they lay in the proper position, because they were not animals yet—they won't experiment until they're 18 at least.
"I'm tired," Remus yawned again.
"Then sleep with me."
"Dirty boy." The sandy haired boy flipped over onto his stomach and put his head next to Sirius'.
"I'm not tired."
"Then don't sleep."
"But you're sleeping."
"Sirius."
Sirius had latched onto Remus' body and now clang like a pup to its mother.
"Sirius! Your hands…"
Lily's eyes widened.
Sirius grinned as he put his hands around Remus' waist.
"I can't take this anymore. Wake me when it's over," Lily muttered un-straddeling James, finding a place beside him and closing her eyes.
James gave her a confused look but she already seemed to be falling asleep.
James quietly rolled over to inch the curtain open slowly. Remus had his eyes closed and Sirius was perched up by his elbow playing with Remus' hair. This would take forever! How were they supposed to sneak out while the dogs were playing puppy love? James settled into his bed and began to plot ideas on how to get out of this mess. He found himself suddenly dozing off when he came up with Plan A.
Sirius was the last awake in the room. He looked up towards the window which now shone a sunny orange-yellow. Remus yawned and turned into Sirius' chest and as we know, yawns are contagious. Sirius yawned and soon his eyelids felt heavy and plopped down onto the pillow next to Remus. He used his wand to shut the curtains and quickly fell asleep.
Ah. Chapter two! I had a bit of this done already so that's the only reason it got out so "quick". Chapter three will be fun but it might take a while so don't yell at me D: Meanwhile, reviews are awesome and thanks for reading!!
-Emi
