Zim turned, distracted by Rae. "Oh, there you are! STUPID, DISGUSTING, FILTHY HUMAN!"
While Zim was distracted, Dib ran over to Zim's toilet and... flushed himself down? What the heck was going on?
"...What's wrong with humans?" I demanded, suddenly having the courage to speak. "We're obviously more... um, awesome."
"Ehh... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE CORN!" Zim yelled. "And SILENCE! Irkens are far more superior than you, FILTH-BEAST!"
"How would you know that," Rae asked, "if you don't have a nose?"
"...I JUST DO! Because I am amazing..." Zim replied.
"...You sure do shout a lot," Rae said. While Rae was being a distraction, I decided to follow Dib. I stood over the toilet. 'I can't believe I'm doing this...' I thought as I flushed myself down. As I disappeared, I could hear Zim shouting, "Ehh? Where did the other humans go?" Then there were footsteps, but I couldn't hear anything until I appeared in a lab. The toilet had been some form of elevator, and I guessed that the trash can was as well. I looked around. There were all sorts of inventions and devices that I had never seen, or even imagined. This was... this was alien technology. Obviously...
"WATCHA DOIN'?" Rae asked loudly, tapping my shoulder. I hadn't noticed her follow me, and I jumped a little.
"Rae, don't do that..." I muttered.
Suddenly, there was a beeping noise, and some sort of glass bubble surrounded Rae and I. We were trapped. Just like animals. Rae instantly started freaking out. "RINA! MARINA, I'M CLAUSTRAPHOBIC! RINA!" She started banging on the bubble, but it had no effect. Across the room, Zim cackled evilly. "MWAHAHAHA! FOOLISH HUMANS! You've fallen right into my trap!" He must have taken the elevator in the trash can, I realized. I noticed Dib watching nearby. "Zim! Let them go! You can't expiriment on innocent people!"
"Watch me, Dib-human!" Zim said. He pressed a button on his remote, and a cage fell over Dib. He was now trapped as well. "Now, cringe in fear, as you watch your fellow humans be turned INSIDE OUT!"
"LEMME OUTTA HERE, ZIM!" Rae shrieked.
"This isn't funny, Zim!" I said. "We don't want to be turned inside out!"
"Oh, well okay then," Zim said. "WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!" He pressed another button on the remote. I suddenly felt like I was being stretched, and pulled. Kinda like Play-Dough. I would've screamed, but apparently my mouth was on the inside of my body now, and the insides were on the outside. I figured the same had happened for Rae, as well, but I couldn't see (because my eyeballs were on the inside).
"Marina! Rachel! NO!" Dib screamed. Zim cackled evilly. "Now, I will turn you into... PORK-COWS!" Zim announced. Pork-cow? What was that? I felt myself being stretched, and then squeezed together... and then almost as if I was shrinking. I had eyes and a mouth this time. I looked at Rae. "You... YOU'RE A MUFFIN!"
"You are too!" Rae exclaimed. Then we both started screaming our heads off.
"Zim, no! YOU CAN'T CHANGE PEOPLE INTO MUFFINS!" Dib yelled.
"Watch me, human!" Zim laughed, and attempted to press another button. Luckily, GIR had come downstairs, and was now tackling Zim. Zim dropped the remote, and it fell to the ground. "GIR, no! Stop that!"
"DO YOU KNOW DA MUFFIN MAN?" GIR asked in response. He fell off of Zim, accidentally stepping on the human button of the remote. Rae and I were stretched again, and than we were humans once more. Rae had had enough of this. "LET... US... OUT!" Rae shrieked. She began kicking at the glass. Each time she screamed, the bubble shook, and she basically blasted my eardrums. I noticed that the bubble was beginning to get cracks in it. Her screaming, along with attacking the glass... "Rae, keep screaming!" I urged. And Rae did continue screaming. I collapsed to the bottom of the bubble because my eardrums hurt so much, but Rae didn't seem to noticed. Dib was now covering his ears, and Zim was grabbing wildly under his wig for his antenna. "It HURTS!" With one final kick and shriek, the bubble shattered. Man, that chick was loud! "R-RAE... THAT WAS COOL!" I didn't really notice that I was shouting, because she had temporarily damaged my hearing.
"Um, thanks?" Rae said. "WHAT?" I shouted.
Rae frowned, and looked at Dib. "I'm going to try to unlock his cage..."
Zim growled. "D'ohh... GIR! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"...MONKEHS!" GIR threw a rubber piggy at Zim. Zim seemed distracted, so I ran up and tackled him, pinning him to the ground. "Gah! FILTH!" Zim exclaimed, pushing me off of him and standing up. He reached into his backpack (or what I thought was a regular backpack). What was he doing...? "I'll use the organ harvester..." he muttered, starting to grin wickedly. He pulled a device out and began walking towards me.
My hearing was beginning to go back to normal. "Organ harvester?" I demanded. "Who carries that around?"
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Zim took another step forward, looking very insane. "Z-Zim... NO!" I let out a shriek, as he stole one of my most important organs: my lungs. I couldn't breathe. Everything burned, and I felt weak from having missing organs in the first place. He didn't replace them with anything, nope. Just left a big, empy gap where my lungs had been. "Marina!" Dib gasped. Rae turned around, and also gasped. I collapsed to the floor in a heap, helpless. Zim examined the lungs. "Yes, these could be useful if I ever get head pigeons again..." I could seriously feel myself dying, and it was not fun. It was not fun at all. I watched as Rae abruptly picked up the remote that had been used by Zim earlier. She ran over to me, and then aimed it at both of us, pressing a button. I couldn't tell which button she had pressed, but I supposed I was about to find out. There was a bright flash, and I felt myself shrinking slightly. The flash was blinding, so I had to close my eyes. When I opened them again, I felt... different. Like, humanoid-ish, but different. I didn't feel the need to breathe anymore. It was odd. I quickly looked at my reflection in a shard of broken glass. I gasped, and then felt angry-ish. "You... YOU IDIOT!" I had been transformed into an Irken! My skin was light green, I had curly antenna (that bent backwards), my eyes were light purple, and I was wearing a light purple Irken uniform. I turned, and saw that not only had Rae transformed me into an Irken, but she had transformed herself into one as well! That just proved how brain-dead she was. Rae now also had light green skin, antenna that bent forward in a zig-zag motion. Her eyes were dark blue, and she was wearing a blue Irken uniform. "Whaaat?" Rae asked. "You couldn't breathe. Now you don't have to!" I gritted my teeth. "I want my lungs back..."
"YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM! I'LL NEVER GIVE THEM BACK!" Zim yelled.
Rae looked at me. "I think I've got a plan, Rina..." She picked up the remote, and smirked. "Oh, Zim?"
"What do you want, stink-human?" Zim asked.
"Change me back, change me back, change me back..." I muttered, freaking out. No one listened to me, though.
"Okay, first of all, I'm not a human anymore," Rae said.
"SILENCE!"
"And second..." Rae pressed a button on the remote.
There was a bright flash, and I looked away. Suddenly, Zim's scream peirced the air: "NOOOOOOO! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK!"
While Zim was distracted, Dib ran over to Zim's toilet and... flushed himself down? What the heck was going on?
"...What's wrong with humans?" I demanded, suddenly having the courage to speak. "We're obviously more... um, awesome."
"Ehh... YOU ALL SMELL LIKE CORN!" Zim yelled. "And SILENCE! Irkens are far more superior than you, FILTH-BEAST!"
"How would you know that," Rae asked, "if you don't have a nose?"
"...I JUST DO! Because I am amazing..." Zim replied.
"...You sure do shout a lot," Rae said. While Rae was being a distraction, I decided to follow Dib. I stood over the toilet. 'I can't believe I'm doing this...' I thought as I flushed myself down. As I disappeared, I could hear Zim shouting, "Ehh? Where did the other humans go?" Then there were footsteps, but I couldn't hear anything until I appeared in a lab. The toilet had been some form of elevator, and I guessed that the trash can was as well. I looked around. There were all sorts of inventions and devices that I had never seen, or even imagined. This was... this was alien technology. Obviously...
"WATCHA DOIN'?" Rae asked loudly, tapping my shoulder. I hadn't noticed her follow me, and I jumped a little.
"Rae, don't do that..." I muttered.
Suddenly, there was a beeping noise, and some sort of glass bubble surrounded Rae and I. We were trapped. Just like animals. Rae instantly started freaking out. "RINA! MARINA, I'M CLAUSTRAPHOBIC! RINA!" She started banging on the bubble, but it had no effect. Across the room, Zim cackled evilly. "MWAHAHAHA! FOOLISH HUMANS! You've fallen right into my trap!" He must have taken the elevator in the trash can, I realized. I noticed Dib watching nearby. "Zim! Let them go! You can't expiriment on innocent people!"
"Watch me, Dib-human!" Zim said. He pressed a button on his remote, and a cage fell over Dib. He was now trapped as well. "Now, cringe in fear, as you watch your fellow humans be turned INSIDE OUT!"
"LEMME OUTTA HERE, ZIM!" Rae shrieked.
"This isn't funny, Zim!" I said. "We don't want to be turned inside out!"
"Oh, well okay then," Zim said. "WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!" He pressed another button on the remote. I suddenly felt like I was being stretched, and pulled. Kinda like Play-Dough. I would've screamed, but apparently my mouth was on the inside of my body now, and the insides were on the outside. I figured the same had happened for Rae, as well, but I couldn't see (because my eyeballs were on the inside).
"Marina! Rachel! NO!" Dib screamed. Zim cackled evilly. "Now, I will turn you into... PORK-COWS!" Zim announced. Pork-cow? What was that? I felt myself being stretched, and then squeezed together... and then almost as if I was shrinking. I had eyes and a mouth this time. I looked at Rae. "You... YOU'RE A MUFFIN!"
"You are too!" Rae exclaimed. Then we both started screaming our heads off.
"Zim, no! YOU CAN'T CHANGE PEOPLE INTO MUFFINS!" Dib yelled.
"Watch me, human!" Zim laughed, and attempted to press another button. Luckily, GIR had come downstairs, and was now tackling Zim. Zim dropped the remote, and it fell to the ground. "GIR, no! Stop that!"
"DO YOU KNOW DA MUFFIN MAN?" GIR asked in response. He fell off of Zim, accidentally stepping on the human button of the remote. Rae and I were stretched again, and than we were humans once more. Rae had had enough of this. "LET... US... OUT!" Rae shrieked. She began kicking at the glass. Each time she screamed, the bubble shook, and she basically blasted my eardrums. I noticed that the bubble was beginning to get cracks in it. Her screaming, along with attacking the glass... "Rae, keep screaming!" I urged. And Rae did continue screaming. I collapsed to the bottom of the bubble because my eardrums hurt so much, but Rae didn't seem to noticed. Dib was now covering his ears, and Zim was grabbing wildly under his wig for his antenna. "It HURTS!" With one final kick and shriek, the bubble shattered. Man, that chick was loud! "R-RAE... THAT WAS COOL!" I didn't really notice that I was shouting, because she had temporarily damaged my hearing.
"Um, thanks?" Rae said. "WHAT?" I shouted.
Rae frowned, and looked at Dib. "I'm going to try to unlock his cage..."
Zim growled. "D'ohh... GIR! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"...MONKEHS!" GIR threw a rubber piggy at Zim. Zim seemed distracted, so I ran up and tackled him, pinning him to the ground. "Gah! FILTH!" Zim exclaimed, pushing me off of him and standing up. He reached into his backpack (or what I thought was a regular backpack). What was he doing...? "I'll use the organ harvester..." he muttered, starting to grin wickedly. He pulled a device out and began walking towards me.
My hearing was beginning to go back to normal. "Organ harvester?" I demanded. "Who carries that around?"
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" Zim took another step forward, looking very insane. "Z-Zim... NO!" I let out a shriek, as he stole one of my most important organs: my lungs. I couldn't breathe. Everything burned, and I felt weak from having missing organs in the first place. He didn't replace them with anything, nope. Just left a big, empy gap where my lungs had been. "Marina!" Dib gasped. Rae turned around, and also gasped. I collapsed to the floor in a heap, helpless. Zim examined the lungs. "Yes, these could be useful if I ever get head pigeons again..." I could seriously feel myself dying, and it was not fun. It was not fun at all. I watched as Rae abruptly picked up the remote that had been used by Zim earlier. She ran over to me, and then aimed it at both of us, pressing a button. I couldn't tell which button she had pressed, but I supposed I was about to find out. There was a bright flash, and I felt myself shrinking slightly. The flash was blinding, so I had to close my eyes. When I opened them again, I felt... different. Like, humanoid-ish, but different. I didn't feel the need to breathe anymore. It was odd. I quickly looked at my reflection in a shard of broken glass. I gasped, and then felt angry-ish. "You... YOU IDIOT!" I had been transformed into an Irken! My skin was light green, I had curly antenna (that bent backwards), my eyes were light purple, and I was wearing a light purple Irken uniform. I turned, and saw that not only had Rae transformed me into an Irken, but she had transformed herself into one as well! That just proved how brain-dead she was. Rae now also had light green skin, antenna that bent forward in a zig-zag motion. Her eyes were dark blue, and she was wearing a blue Irken uniform. "Whaaat?" Rae asked. "You couldn't breathe. Now you don't have to!" I gritted my teeth. "I want my lungs back..."
"YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM! I'LL NEVER GIVE THEM BACK!" Zim yelled.
Rae looked at me. "I think I've got a plan, Rina..." She picked up the remote, and smirked. "Oh, Zim?"
"What do you want, stink-human?" Zim asked.
"Change me back, change me back, change me back..." I muttered, freaking out. No one listened to me, though.
"Okay, first of all, I'm not a human anymore," Rae said.
"SILENCE!"
"And second..." Rae pressed a button on the remote.
There was a bright flash, and I looked away. Suddenly, Zim's scream peirced the air: "NOOOOOOO! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK!"