The good news is: It works.
The bad news is: It works...
....a lot.
"I don't have any dignity left, do I?" Aerrow asks, resigned.
"Nope," Finn says, slightly out of breath from jumping.
Radarr, also jumping, makes a noise of agreement.
"I wouldn't say no dignity," Junko says thoughtfully.
Piper tsks and rounds on them, exclaiming, "Would you guys stop for a minute? I can't cut his hair under these conditions!"
She has the scissors, so she wins.
"Sor-ry," Finn says. Sounding very un-sorry. Junko lets the ten-foot impromptu jumprope of red hair drop to the hangar floor, chastised. Finn sulks. Radarr looks disappointed, the traitor.
Piper resumes cutting his surplus of of hair, while Aerrow just rests his head in his hands and sighs.
Snip, snip, snip-snip -
"Oops," Piper says. "Um..."
"Dude," Finn says, halfway between horror and hilarity.
Junko scratches his head and looks confused. "Is it supposed to be that short?"
-end!-