Genesis-the7thfreak does not own the ff7compilation or its characters.
Me-Thank you a normal discaim-
Genesis-"Her wings spread afa-"
Me-No!*Rips the book in half*No more poems about damn apples ,goddess ,and wings!
Genesis-My book! Nooo!
Sephy-Pancakes!
Me-Dude no shut it with your craving for pancakes!
Sephy-But I love them!
Me-*sigh*….
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Chapter 5
Rufus-Damn kids!
Cloud-Rufus why are you dead?
FLASHBACK
Kids-Look a car!
Rufus-Wait no its not a car it's a wheelch-hey aaahhhh!
The kids(about 70) go ride on his wheelchair with him in it and ride down the hill then the kids jump off just before it went off the cliff and Rufus fell and hit ground.
Cloud-Hahaha you suck with kids!
Rufus-Shut up I had just recovered from geostigma!
Tifa-Cloud, now that you are healed can I kiss you now?
Cloud-No because I have another disease uh…lifestigma.
Tifa-Lifestigma?
Cloud-Yeah it is really bad when you have it you turn white.
Tifa-Wait I am white I have it too! AAAAHHHHH!
She runs away in a mad person manner.
Cloud-Heh…
Zack-She is an idiot.
Cloud-Yup. I like Aerith better.
Zack-Speaking of her why did you try to marry her when you were alive you knew I loved her!
Cloud-Well you snooze you lose.
Zack-I was dead!
Cloud-So you could lived you knew Shinra was hunting you down but no go to the church and die and besides you could have called her.
Zack-I was out of gil!
Cloud-How about your cellphone?
Zack-Well I shut up!
Cloud-Retard.
Zack-Weakling.
Cloud-Loudmouth.
Zack-Sephylover.
Cloud-I was not a sephylover!
Zack-Please I saw your pictures of Sephiroth with his shirt off.
Cloud-Eh it was a motivation for me to get buff…
Zack-Right…hey Vincent look what I got!
Vincent-Hell no!
Zack chases Vincent with a barney doll Vincent trips and Zack throws the doll at him and Vincent starts wrestling.
Zack-HAHAHAHA
Vincent-The horror!
Me-heh that was fun well chapter 5.