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As I walk I see Vincent staring at the barney doll and "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"(I think…) song starts in my head.
Me-What are you doing?
Vincent-…trying to beat this barney doll at a staring contest.
Me-Ok then I do not own the ff7 compilation or its characters shall we move on?
Chapter 6
Marlene-Loz!
Loz-Marlene!(I know what you are thinking and stop it! Heh I just put them as best friends in my story)
As Loz runs toward Marlene a man with a metal arm suddenly appears and sees what is happening he takes action and socks Loz in the stomach and repeatedly kicks him in a…very unpleasant place and picks up Marlene.
Barret-NO!
Cloud-Barret why did you kill yourself?
Barret-Well its because when all you guys are gone I had only Nanaki to talk to and he is frickin boring like hell!
FLASHBACK
Barret-Hey Nanaki what ya wanna do?
Nanaki-…
Barret-YO!
Nanaki-…
Barret-Come on you boring dog-thing say frickin somethin!
Nanaki-…
Barret-AAAHHHHH!
Barret, due his boredness, bangs his head repeatedly against the wall and dies.
Cloud-Wow…
Barret-Yeah nanaki is so frickin boring!
Cloud-So is anyone else that we know gonna appear?
Tseng-Thank God!
Cloud-Tseng?
FLASHBACK
Elena-Tseng! Come on come with me to watch LOVELESS again!
Tseng-No that's the 5th time this week!
Elena-Fine then go on a walk together!
Tseng-No! Now leave me alone!
Elena-AT least play something with me!
Tseng-Ah! OK let us play hide and seek you count to 50 then find me.
Elena-OK! 1..2..
Tseng-Ok let me see oh my gun *bang*
Tseng drops dead.
END FLASHBACK
Cloud-I know how you feel…
Tseng-It is just so*sniffles* so annoying can't a guy*sob* have his time of*heave, sob* of quietness.
Tseng cries.
Cloud-Its ok buddy let it out…
Cloud gives Tseng a comforting hug. (Ugh…bromance…)
Zack-Hah so you are gay!
Cloud-I am not
Zack sings a Justin Bieber song and adds his own words.
Zack-Gayness gayness gayness oh! Like gayness gayness gayness no…(yeah…)
Zack breaks into laughter and starts rolling on the ground.
Kadaj-Almost there just 30 ft. more…crap I fell gotta start over.
Zack-Dude just hug him already.
Kadaj-No! This has to be perfect!
Zack-Retard.
Me-well that is chapter 6.
Sephiroth-I LIKE PIE!
Me-Yeah…good for you…
This story's far from over as you can see
The characters are mad especially Sephy
Now you my dear reader you may now debate
Choose two people for next chapter and I'll make their fate
-the7thfreak
(BY THE WAY I DO NOT OWN THAT SONG!)