Hey guys thanks for your awesome reviews and Dark Assassin thanks for the wonderful idea!
Me-So let me get this straight. You are a gay.
Cloud-…yeah…
Me-Ewwwww! OK I do not own ff7 or its characters now on with the story!
Chapter 9
Vincent-Yuffie what are you doing here?
Yuffie-Well obviously I am dead.
Cid-How did ya die?
Yuffie-Remember the new so called hero The Dazzler?
Cid-Yeah. The gay man.
Yuffie-Right well he sucks on saving people…
Cid-But he had a number to call him.
Yuffie-yeah and that sucks.
Cid-How?
Yuffie-Well…
FLASHBACK
Yuffie-Damnit!
Yuffie tried to steal a Soldier's materia but got him and his friends mad so they chased her from shinra to Gold Saucer.
Yuffie-I know I'll call The Dazzler!
Phone-Hello you have reached The Dazzler number if you are being robbed press 1, if you are being murdered press 2, if you are in a bank and guy tells you to give him the money press3, if you are being chased press 4.
Yuffie-The heck! Oh well*press 4*
Phone-Thank you please wait you have 7 callers in front of you.*techno music*
Yuffie-what?
Yuffie is hiding in a bush. 5 minutes later…
Phone-Thank you for your call it is very important to us you now have 10 callers in front of you please wait.
Yuffie-What the heck!
Soldier-there she is!
Yuffie-Crap.
The Soldiers gang up on her and Yuffie does little jump things but then get eaten by those flying cyclop thingies…
END FLASHBACK
Cid-Damn fool!
Yuffie-Hey the Dazzler sucks!
Cloud-NO HE DOES NOT! AND DO NOT TALK BOUT BENNY THAT WAY!(In a girlish tone)
Zack-HAHAHA!
Yuffie-So Cloud is gay!HAHAHA I knew it I mean who says "LET'S MOSEY" on the most important battle of our lives?
Zack-Apparently he does.*Thinks to himself "Whoa déjà vu""
Tifa-I do not care I still love him!
Aerith-Oh Sephiroth I love your long gay flowing and your freakishly long retard sword!
Sephy-Uh…*blushes*
Zack-What? NOOOOOOO!
To be continued…(Of course it is gonna continue this will be a very long(but with short chapters…)story!)
Me-HEHE…so yeah chapter 9
Sephy-Wait what if mix pancakes and French toast?
Me-I don't know you get French cakes?
Sephy-Oh yeah what a great idea! Thanks!
Me-Hmmm…hey…
Sephy-yes?
Me-Remember when you went mad and stuff and hated everything um out of curiosity how did you handle going to the bathroom on your first hour of madness?
Sephy-well…
FLASHBACK
Sephy-I will rule the world but first I have to go to the bathroom*walks in*.
Woman-Hey!*Throws a brush,soap,bottles (well you get the idea)…at him*
Sephy-Hey stop it ow when I am done in a bathroom you will be the first to die!
Sephy-Finally…I hate Everyttthhhhiiiiiinnnngggg! Ah….that is better!
The toilet clogs up.
Sephy-You stupid piece of porcelain crap flushing crap you dare call yourself a toilet?*Slashes toilet into bits*Now to destroy the world!
END FLASHBACK
ME-Ummm…wow so anyways guys chapter 9.