Oath: No More Serious Relationships
Inuyasha opened his locker and nearly fell over the stench that punched in him the face.
"Damn, what the hell died in here?" He looked around his locker. Sango giggled and placed an air fresher in his locker.
"Same thing happened to Miroku. You boys I swear." She shook her head.
Inuyasha closed his locker and leaned against it.
"I only been here for ten minutes and I'm ready to roll. This school is so boring. Same girls, same faces, same teachers and same bull shit."
"Well, you can always look at the freshmen girls, they're new."
"Keh! Fuck that shit. I'll eighteen in February I've seen the movie jail beat." He said making Sango laugh out loud. She nodded.
"At least you're not stupid."
Miroku walked over to them.
"Man, Inuyasha did you see the freshmen in this school? Whoa they are hot and not hot like July hot, I mean like hot like right next to the equator hot." He shook his head.
"And he'll be eighteen in January, bet he's going to jail before I turn eighteen." Inuyasha looked at Sango who giggled. Miroku sucked his teeth and stood next to Sango.
"I can look as long as I don't touch." He said stroking Sango's butt.
"But that's your problem you can't help but touching!" Sango yelled and elbowed him in the stomach. "See you guys in homeroom." She began walking away. Inuyasha watched her walk before looking at Miroku who was huddle over.
"That looks like it hurt. Did it?"
"Fuck you." Miroku chocked out making his best friend laugh. His laughs stopped when Kikyo and Yura came walking by. Kikyo looked at Inuyasha before looking away. He sucked his teeth.
"Why you look at me like that? I'm the one who should be rolling my eyes you traitor!" He yelled at her. She turned and looked at him. Yura grabbed her hand.
"Kikyo, let's just go, he's not worth it."
"That's right Kikyo, I'm not worth it and I bet you were thinking that shit when Naraku had you in the spread eagle position!" He yelled out in the hallway. Miroku looked at Inuyasha in shock. He didn't know whether to laugh or to fell sorry for the now ex-couple.
"Inuyasha, you don't have to go that far!" Yura yelled at him.
"And you shut up, how many dicks have you sucked after Miroku stuck his in your mouth." Her eyes widened and Miroku sweated a bit.
"U-um can you not bring that up I was trying to forget about that?" He said.
"Whatever Inuyasha." Kikyo simply said and walked away with a teary eyed Yura.
Inuyasha growled and punched the locker next to him.
"I hate women." His growled out. "I swear if I get involved with any other chick its fuck buddies and that's it. I'm never dating seriously again." He shook his head and began walking down the hall. Miroku sighed deeply and saw a group of guys in his grade walking by.
"Miroku, you got Yura to suck your dick how you did it?" One guy asked smiling. Miroku smirked.
"It's called skill numb nut." They all laughed and went their separate ways.
The bell rang and Inuyasha and Miroku walked into their homeroom class.
"Excuse me boys do you have a pass?" Their homeroom teacher asked. Inuyasha looked at the older woman before him.
"It's the first day of school, why would I have a pass baba?" He snapped making the whole class gasp. Sango shook her head he must've saw Kikyo.
"You're Sugashita Inuyasha are you not?" She asked fixing her glasses.
"Yeah." He snapped. She nodded.
"You may have a seat." She told them and Inuyasha and Miroku sat in the back with Sango. She looked at the empty seat besides her and wondered why it was empty. She then looked at Inuyasha.
"Getting on the bad foot with your teachers on the first day wouldn't be good. I doubt your father would like that."
Inuyasha removed his jacket and shrugged. She shook her head.
"Hello class, my name is Katoaka Kaede and I am your homeroom teacher as well as your English teacher. Let me take attendance now. Asano Bankotsu?" She looked around and a handsome student resting his leg on the desk raised his hand.
"I'm here but don't remember me I can guarantee by the time the second week rolls in I'll be suspend." He said making the class laugh.
"After getting your ass kicked." Miroku laughed out. Bankotsu looked at him.
"Yura did me too." He smiled giving him a thumbs up. Miroku and Inuyasha began laughing and Sango raised her eyebrow.
"Enough boys." Kaede said. "And Asano foot off the desk. Treat the school equipment like your furniture at home."
"He doesn't have any furniture at home, he's poor." Inuyasha said making the class crack up including Bankotsu. He simply flipped him off.
"Enough." Kaede said again. She continued taking attendance. "Sugashita Inuyasha." She called out and eyed the boy in the back who just looked at her. She shook her head. "Sawaguchi Sango."
"Here." She raised her hand politely.
"Here." Miroku and Inuyasha mimicked her. She sucked her teeth looking at them.
"Yamazaki Miroku?"
"That's not the first time a female's called out my name." He smiled. The class began laughing.
"The only women that call your name are old hags." Bankotsu joked on him. Inuyasha burst out laughing. Miroku stood up.
"You tryna call your mother a hag?" He shot at him and everyone roared in laughter.
"Oh shit, you got me Yamazaki." Bankotsu admitted and Inuyasha cracked up clapping his hands.
"Enough." Kaede sighed again. Miroku sat down and pointed at Bankotsu.
"After school."
"I got you." Bankotsu laughed. Inuyasha shook his head cracking up. His friends were idiots.
"Ok, class, we have a new student to the school and I feel bad for her for being transformed into the class." She sighed deeply.
"Her?" Miroku, Inuyasha and Bankotsu said in unison.
"Come in dear and introduce yourself to the class." Kaede said and the door slowly opened revealing a shy girl. She slowly walked in the classroom and all the guys stared at her with slack jaw.
"Ohayo-gozaimasu, my name is Higurashi Kagome, I'm seventeen years old and I'm delighted to meet you all." She bowed her head.
Inuyasha stared at her in shock. She was beautiful, her eyes big bright and brown. Her long thick hair stopped at her mid back but what got to him was her body. Her short sleeve green shirt covered her chest and stomach but it was tight enough to see her ample breasts and the curve of her waist. Her jeans meshed well over her lower body showing her curvy hips. He instinctively licked his lips. He knew every guy in the school was going to want her especially Miroku and Bankotsu and when Kouga saw her he was going to be in the race as well.
"Kagome, you may have a seat next to Sango by the window." Kaede told her. She bowed her head and walked towards the back. She blushed when she felt all eyes on her. She sat down next to Sango and smiled.
"Hey." Sango waved. "Welcome to Shikon High, though, I'm not sure to truly welcome you or truly wish you good luck." She sighed and as Kagome giggled.
Sango seemed like a nice person. Her chestnut color hair stopped at her mid back, her eyes light brown and she seemed the same size as Kagome. She was dressed in a short sleeve v-cut purple top with lower rider dark denim jeans and all white sneakers.
"Is it that bad here?" Sango shrugged.
"More or less." She sighed and looked at Miroku and Inuyasha who was shamelessly staring at her. She rolled her eyes. "Those two bakas over there are my friends Miroku and Inuyasha."
Kagome looked over at them. They were both handsome.
The one named Miroku, had dark blue eyes that were very captivating. His black hair was pulled back into a small ponytail and his black shirt sleeve short showed off his well toned biceps.
The one named Inuyasha had amber color eyes that expressed mystery. His hair was also black which was much longer than his friends and it was longer than hers as well. He had on a black muscle shirt that showed he was in great shape as well.
Inuyasha winked at her and she blushed instantly looking away. Her mother definitely warned her about boys like him.
After class Bankotsu ran over to Kagome.
"Hello, my name is Bankotsu I would appreciate it if you called me Bank for short and I must say damn you're fine." He smiled looking at her from head to toe causing her to blush. He had on a white muscle shirt his eyes were a lighter blue than Miroku's and his skin seemed to be tanned. His black hair fell down his back which was in a big braid.
Sango sighed and grabbed Kagome's hand.
"Would you mongrels back off? The girl just got here and you three are already at it. Sheesh." She snapped.
"Cock block." The three of them mumbled. Sango looked at them and rolled her eyes again.
"Anyway Kagome, let's go. We have math together now in room 302."
Inuyasha, Bankotsu and Miroku looked at their schedules and Miroku began laughing.
"And so do I. See you losers later." He gave them the peace sign and walked up to the girls putting his arms around them.
"So, Inuyasha, you gonna try to get wit her?"
"Hell yeah, but not as my girlfriend. I'm through with relationships but I'd love the bang the shit outta her."
"Whoo me and you both, I wonder who's gonna get her first." Bankotsu crossed his arms.
"Care to wager?" Inuyasha looked at him. "I've been low on money lately so I always use an easy win." He smirked. Bankotsu scoffed.
"Man, you can't win against me I'm sexy as shit. Bitches love me."
"It seems you got some competition."
They both shook hands.
"Boys put on shirts, this isn't the beach." The principle said passing by them. They looked at each other and walked the opposite way ignoring the man's demand.
Ohayo gozaimasu- Polite way of saying good morning