Playboy

Miroku yawned as he walked from out the principal office. It was only the third day and already he was getting a note sent home to his mother. What was so wrong with clowning around with friends in the classroom? Senseis were so uptight. He shrugged it off and continued walking. He stopped when he bumped into a small body.

"Are you ok?" He asked kneeling down in front of the young girl. Her brown eyes met with his blue eyes and she blushed.

"I'm fine." He helped her up and picked her books up for her. "Arigato Senpai." She smiled. He smiled and rubbed the back of his head. He definitely wasn't use to being called Senpai.

"No problem. I guess I should watch where I was going but you're so tiny so it's easy to miss you." He chuckled. She giggled.

"I am tiny, I'm only five foot." She blushed. Miroku looked at her.

"I can see, I'm got you by a foot." He smiled. She laughed. He was so handsome and so nice. She felt herself melting by him. "What's your name?"

"T-Takano Koharu." She replied shyly. Miroku smiled.

"Beautiful, well my name is Miroku and if you ever need anything just let me know." He winked at her and waved. She stood in her spot staring after him dumbfounded.


Miroku walked into the cafeteria where his best friends were.

"Hello guys or as the Spanish say, Hola mi amigos." He smiled.

"Keh! You actually learned something from Spanish class?" Inuyasha asked as he looked at his steamy ramen cup.

"I'm not stupid like some people." He smirked looking at Inuyasha, Bankotsu and Kouga. Sango and Kagome walked over to their table.

"Hello fellas, mind if we join ya?" Sango smiled as she and Kagome sat down. "I can't believe they gave us all the same lunch period especially you four." She shook her head. Miroku smiled.

"They know we gotta have at least one period to fool around." He told her.

"You fool around everyone period whether y'all together or not." Sango gave him a side look.

"Miroku!!" He slowly turned around and felt a pair of arms wrapped around his neck. He turned and looked at the girl before him. "Miroku, I was searching everywhere for you and I almost gave up hope but I heard your name on the loudspeaker I knew you were still here. Did you get called to the principle to win an award or something?" She asked causing his male friends to burst out laughing. She looked at them. "Did I say something funny?" She asked him. Miroku rubbed the back of his head and laughed.

"They're just idiots." He told her.

"I see, Miroku I'm so happy that you're here. You told me you were moving to Costa Rica." Her brown eyes sadden.

"Despicable." Sango mutter making Kagome look at her. "So Miroku, introduce us to your friend here."

"Yeah, Miroku introduce us." Inuyasha added. Miroku began sweating and cleared his throat.

"These are my friends." He said looking at the girl. He then looked at his group. "And this is my friend. There you're introduced." He said. Kagome looked at him as Sango raised her eyebrow. Inuyasha shook his head. Same as ever. The girl giggled.

"Miroku, you always been the jokester. Miroku knows I'm a shy person so he always introduces me as a friend and he leaves it up to me to say my name so I'll become a bit more outgoing." She then bowed her head. "My name is Yamabe Shima."

"Yes Shima, you see I always told you must be assertive." He smiled as she giggled. Kagome looked at Sango.

"He didn't remember her name did he?" She whispered.

"Of course, this is Miroku we're talking about." Sango sighed and looked Miroku. "So Shima how do you know Miroku?" She asked. Shima got ready to answer but Miroku began laughing.

"Sango stop being nosy, Shima is my friend right?" He looked at the younger girl who giggled and nodded.

"Hai."

"Miroku." He slowly turned around and paled when he saw a black haired beauty approach him. She laughed and hugged him.

"You told me you were leaving for Antarctica this year." She said. Bankotsu covered his mouth and walked away as Kouga and Inuyasha simply laughed.

"But you told me you were going to Costa Rica." Shima said. Miroku held his hands up chest level.

"Ladies, relax, everyone knows Costa Rica is located in the deep part of Antarctica." He told them smoothly. They both looked at each other before looking at him.

"Really?" They asked in unison and he nodded his head.

"Really, Really." He smiled. Inuyasha couldn't take it any longer he began cracking up.

"Miroku, you are the best that's all I gotta say." He smiled. Miroku smiled at his best friend.

"Hi Senpai." Koharu walked over to them. Sango's eyes widened and she bit her bottom lip.

"Hello, Koharu." He gave her a hug. Sango sucked her teeth.

"I'm done eating." She got up and walked away. Kagome looked confused and slowly got up following her new found friend. Miroku looked confused.

"What was that about?" He asked.

"Baka." Inuyasha and Kouga said together.


Sango walked outside and sat under the tree and sighed deeply. Kagome walked over to her and sat down next to her.

"Miroku is such a player." She laughed. "It looks like he got a girl from every grade. He's so disgusting." Sango hissed.

"Sango it sounds like you like Miroku." Kagome said innocently and Sango almost jumped sky high. Her face turned her red and shook her head waving her hands back and forth.

"N-No I can't stand Miroku, he's just my friend." She then hugged her knees and rested her chin on her on top of her knees. "That's all he is my friend. He's a womanizer he sleeps with whoever gives it to me. He would never pursue someone like me because I'm not easy." She said softly. Kagome looked down.

"Sango…" She began but then spotted Shippo. "Look that's the freshman I was telling you about." She then stood up and waved. "Shippo." He turned around and gasped when he saw Kagome waving at him. He walked over to her feeling a lump in his throat.

"Hi Senpai." He said nervously. Sango looked at him and giggled.

"He's so kawaii. You look like little kawaii kitsune." She smiled standing up. He blushed a dark red. "Hey Shippo listen, if Inuyasha and his friends give you any trouble just tell me and I'll handle them."

"Ok." He smiled. Kagome and Sango giggled. He was definitely going to be their little brother.


Miroku walked over to Sango's locker.

"Hey Sango." He waved. She flipped her hair over shoulder and looked at him.

"Miroku." She replied with an attitude. He shivered from the chill in her voice.

"What's up, we have gym now wanna walk together?" He asked cautiously. She looked at him to answer until a blonde girl jumped on his back.

"Miro-kun, you were suppose to meet me at my locker and you were late." She giggled. Sango slammed her locker shut and cleared her throat.

"See you later." She said and walked away.

"Sango." He called out but she didn't reply.

"Miro-kun you're not paying attention to me." She giggled and hugged him tightly standing in front of him. She then kissed his lips softly.

"You got my attention now." He smiled. Sango clutched her books and ran to gym.


Kagome waited in front of the gym for Sango. She spotted Inuyasha walking her way. She walked over to him.

"Hey Inuyasha did you see Sango?" She asked. He shook his head no.

"Last, I saw her she was at her locker giving Miroku the cold shoulder."

"I see." She looked down. "I'm worried about her."

"Kagome, I'll tell you honestly, if you don't want a headache don't get involve with Sango and Miroku's relationship. It's been the same since the 7th grade and personally I'm tired of seeing the same cycle over and over." He shook his head. "Trust me." He said. She slowly nodded. "Sango will be fine and Miroku will be a womanizer it's all the same."

"Are you a womanizer?" She asked suddenly and he felt his body tense. He looked at her in shock. She then began blushing. "That came out wrong. What I meant was…" She looked off the side and felt herself blushing harder. "What I meant was…" She trailed off and Inuyasha smiled. He cupped her chin making her look at him.

"I'm not a womanizer." He told her softly. "If I want something I go after it that's all." He winked. "See ya." He waved and walked away. Kagome felt her heart pounding. She slowly turned around and saw Kikyo and her friends looking at her before going into the locker room.

"Kagome, I'm sorry." Sango panted and laughed rubbing the back of her head. "I went to the school store and stacked up on snacks for the next two periods." She giggled. Kagome smiled and they walked into the locker room.

Kagome looked at Sango as they began to change.

"Are you sure you're alright?" Kagome asked. Sango smiled and put on a pink tank top.

"I'm fine, you know Kagome I must tell you I really don't like Miroku like that. I've known him since the third grade and he's more like a brother to me. I just get mad when he goes from girl to girl because it feels like he doesn't respect females ya know?" She looked at her. Kagome nodded changing into a red tank top and black shorts. Sango put on blue leggings and they walked over to the mirror. Sango rolled her eyes when she saw Kikyo, Yura and Kagura. The girls ignored each other and continued doing what they were doing.

"I can't believe Miroku, he's such an asshole." Yura roared out gaining Sango and Kagome's attention.

"Well, Yura that's what you get. You know Miroku is a playboy and you shouldn't have messed with him in the first place." Kagura snapped putting on eyeliner. Kikyo looked at Kagome and looked back at herself.

"He's just like Inuyasha. They're all whores anyway."

"Excuse me I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about my friends like that." Sango snapped getting upset. The three girls looked at her.

"Well this conversation doesn't involve you." Kagura snapped.

"Bitch I don't give a fuck, I asked you not to talk about my friends like that. If you wanna say all that fucked up shit say it to their faces and not behind their backs!!" Sango yelled and Kagome placed her hand on Sango's shoulder. "Let's go Kagome." She glared at the three and Kagome followed behind her.

"Inuyasha only wants to fuck you." Kikyo said making Kagome to look at her. She shrugged and began brushing her hair. Kagome looked down and left out the room.

Kikyo saw how Inuyasha was speaking with her and holding her chin and it made her angry as hell. She had plans to get back with Inuyasha once he calmed down and this new girl was getting in the way.


The car ride home was very silent. Sango was sitting close to the door away from Miroku as possible. He sighed deeply.

"Sango, can you please talk to me? I don't understand why you're so mad at me." He whined. She rolled her eyes and looked out the window ignoring him. Miroku began to pout. Inuyasha looked at his friends through the visor mirror and rolled his eyes. He was certainly sick of this shit.

"Are you two gonna be fighting for the rest of the week?" He asked looking at his friends. Sango shrugged her shoulders.

"I'm not fighting with him. I just don't feel like talking to him." She said simply.

"Why me? You're always getting pissed off at me. You know Inuyasha can be a pain in the ass too sometimes how come you don't snap at him." Miroku snapped feeling insulted. Kagome bit back her laugh as Inuyasha glared at his best friend.

"Don't bring me into your shit." He snapped.

"Whatever Miroku, if I didn't care about you I wouldn't have defended you as I did with Inuyasha today."

"What you mean?" He raised his eyebrow.

"In the girl's locker room Kikyo and her friends were trashing you so guys and I told them to knock it off in front of me. You know after I heard how you and Yura messed around." She glared at him. He froze and sighed.

"It was only one time and I didn't even fuck her." He defended himself.

"Kikyo said something about me?" Inuyasha asked suddenly. "What did that bitch say?" He growled. Kagome's eyes widened as she figured they had some history. Sango shook her head.

"It's nothing serious, they were just talking and I didn't like what they were saying so I told them to knock it off." She said softly. Miroku sighed deeply and looked out the window.

"Sango, you're so moody, if you keep acting that way you'll never get a boyfriend." He said and Inuyasha shook his head. How he wished his best friend didn't say that.

"That's right moody so the fuck what. I can act anyway I want and whenever I do get a boyfriend he won't be a slut like you." She snapped at him. He looked at her in pure shock. She rolled her eyes and looked away from him. Miroku said nothing looked out the window. There goes their fun ride.


After Inuyasha dropped his friends off, he rode off to Kagome's place.

"Those two I swear. They never quit."

"Does Miroku like Sango? I think it's safe to say she has something for him." Kagome looked at him. He shrugged.

"I can never tell with Miroku. He seems to like all girls." He shook his head. He really didn't want to get on the subject of them while they were alone. "You know Kagome." Inuyasha began making her look at him. "I know Rin works a lot and if you don't wanna be alone you can always tell me and I'll be happy to bring you to my house. I know my Mom won't mind."

Kagome smiled and nodded.

"I'll keep that in mind."

"Great." He pulled in front of the apartment. "See ya tomorrow." He smiled. She nodded.

"Hai." She got ready to get out the car and Inuyasha grabbed her wrist making her look at him.

"No, hug for me?" He smiled. She giggled and hugged him.

"Thanks Inuyasha."

"No problem." He waved and waited until she got inside before driving off. He smiled all he had to do was plan his attack.