Black Flame 29: Hey Itachi we have reviews!
Itachi: That's impossible you just posted it.
Black Flame 29: Really? Take a look for yourself! (shoves Itachi into computer chair and forces him to look)
Black Flame 29: Believe me now?
Itachi: Yes, and that hurt!
Black Flame 29: You wimp!
Itachi: I'm not a wimp!
Black Flame 29: Then do the disclaimer and we'll take this outside. (cracks knuckles)
Itachi: Black Flame 29 does not own Naruto… This is a warning to all readers and reviewers never make her mad.
Chapter Three: The Black Out
"Alright class don't panic, just sit and calm down. We'll be dismissed soon, and I'll be able to finish my book." Kakashi said with a smile. I walked over to a desk and sat in it, and I started to talk with my inner self. 'Lucky for us there isn't that much homework.' I thought glad once again to have her. 'You mean lucky for them? You're the new kid you need to catch up on everything they've learned, not to mention to get on the teachers' good sides, and do evil stuff to people so others get in trouble for it!' Inner Sakura said like it was the most obvious thing ever. 'When did you become my daily planner?' I asked her worried what would happen if she could take over me. 'When I became your conscience, duh!' Inner shouted. 'Is that even legal?' I asked even more concerned for myself. 'Define legal please.' Inner asked looking through a conscience law book. 'An imaginary friend becoming someone's conscience.' I thought seeing her stop at a page. 'It is now!' she shouted ripping out the page. 'I'm doomed…' I thought putting a hand on my head. 'No, the person hugging you is.' Inner said walking off. 'What?' I asked coming back to reality.
"What the hell?" I shouted ripping the person's arms off my waist. "Awww, you still don't like me Sakura-chan?" a voice that was very close to my ear said. ' Duck butt…' I thought getting red with anger (not that he could see it). "No I don't so would you get over it?" I asked clenching my fists. "No, because you're the only girl in this school who's refused to date me." Sasuke said coldly. "Boohoo. Go cry yourself a river, do us all a favor, and drown in it!" I said with a hint of venom to my tone. "Let's see if this changes your mind." he said and kissed me on the lips. 'I'm back… Forget that kick his' 'Shut up!' I shouted at her making her cower in a corner of my mind. "No." I said punching him in the gut sending him into a desk. "You pink haired witch, I swear I will make you like me." he whispered harshly in my ear when he got up.
"All students may be released at this time. Thank you." a voice on the intercom said. "Yo Sakura! Come on Deidara's waiting for you!" Kisame said pulling me by my arm to the door. "Hey Sakura, yeah. Would you like some help getting your things, un?" Deidara asked as Kisame finally got us through the maze of desks. "Sure that would be helpful." I said trying to find him in the darkness. "The only reason he's doing it is because he" Zetsu was cut short from Deidara's hand going over his mouth. "What?" I asked because I wasn't paying attention trying to find my phone. "Nothing, yeah. Let's go this way, un." Deidara said leading me away before Zetsu could speak.
When we got to the parking lot I realized we were still holding hands. 'Wow Sakura this is a new record, you either beat the crap out of guys or you scare them shitless.' Inner Sakura said clapping her hands. 'Shut up!' I thought back. "Sakura what's wrong, un? You stopped, yeah." Deidara said in a worried tone. "Nothing." I said smiling ,and holding up our hands so he could see them. "You're not embarrassed, un?" he asked in disbelief. "No not really, and thank you." I said giving him a hug and started to jog back home, but little did I know Deidara was just standing there blushing like a mad man.
When I got to my house I opened the door and shouted, "Mom, Dad! I'm home!" just to remember I was all alone. I walked over to a bookshelf and pulled out a photo album. I looked through the pictures and found the one of all of us in the ocean at the beach.
(flash back)
"Hey Mama lookie at what I can do!" I shouted splashing water up over my head. "That's so sweet honey." she said coming in the water. "Come on, you need to put some sun screen on." she said pulling me gently out of the water. "I want to play more though!" I said trying to squirm away. "The faster you get the sun screen on, the faster you can play." she said setting me down on the towel. "Okay, but why?" I asked as she rubbed the sun screen onto my back. "Because you're only five years old, so the sun can burn you easily." she said finishing with the sun block. "Come on Sakura get in the ocean so we can take a picture with Daddy, okay?" she asked tugging me gently along. "Okay!" I shouted already in the ocean swimming towards him.
(flash back end)
I went upstairs and changed into my pajamas. I crawled into the bed as I thought about my mother and father and started to cry. "Good night mom, good night dad." I said drifting slowly into a nightmare.
My Living Room
Black Flame 29: So what did you all think of it?
Pein: Why am I not in the story yet, and why does Itachi have a bloody nose?
Black Flame 29: You're not in the story yet because I don't want you in yet, and Itachi has a bloody nose because he wanted to prove he was not wimp… But he is.
Itachi: I'm not a wimp, you got angry and overpowered me.
Sasuke: Well if she can beat you I can.
Black Flame 29: (found the mace from chapter 2, and sprays Sasuke) Shut up! You duck butt creep!
Sasuke: It burns!
Black Flame 29: Good!
Deidara: I love it! Sakura hugs me.
Sakura: I like too! At least Deidara doesn't knock me out and sets me on a bench, like someone we know!
Hidan: Go to bed Flame-chan it's 2:35 am!
Black Flame 29: Never!
Sasori: Please review so Flame-chan can go to sleep, and quit trying to take off Tobi's mask.
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!
