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Strategy: Make Him Crack

Inuyasha sat in the den playing Mortal Kombat with Souta and was royally getting his ass handed to him. He moaned. He couldn't concentrate. This fight he had with Kagome was really starting to get to him even though he'd rather burn in hell before telling her that.

Taisho, Daisuke and Sesshoumaru walked into the den and watched as Souta just ripped Inuyasha's guts out. Taisho began laughing.

"Inuyasha, I bought you all those video games and you mean to tell me you can't win." He teased his youngest son.

"Urase." Inuyasha growled. Daisuke then looked at Taisho.

"You allow him to tell you to shut up?" He questioned in shock. Taisho sighed and shrugged.

"He's in a bad mood right now so disciplining him won't be any good at this moment."

"Nee-Chan is in a bad mood as well. I went into her room without knocking and she almost ripped my head off."

Inuyasha moaned how he wished he didn't say that. Sesshoumaru raised his eyebrow.

"Now that I think about when you and Kagome returned the night before you two didn't speak to anyone and just went into your own worlds and yesterday you two didn't speak at all." He pointed out.

"Ah you two got into a fight huh?" Taisho asked sipping on eggnog.

"Houtteoite." Inuyasha growled.

"I'll take that as a yes. When he starts speaking Japanese informally that means you hit the nail with the hammer." Taisho told Daisuke who nodded his head.

"If it's your fault young man you're best bet is to apologize. The women in this family are super stubborn." He said warning both Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru.

"My wife must be related some way because she's the same way." They both began laughing.

Like hell I'll apology first she was wrong for slamming my door. That was harmful to my car. You're not supposed to slam someone's car door. So she needs to apologize. Keh. He growled to himself.


Kagome sneezed as she typed to Sango what happened on instant messenger.

KawaiiSango68: Ew…why would Inuyasha do that? Nante Hidoi Hito. So what are you doing right now?

KireiKag9487: Right now, I'm in my room and he's downstairs playing a game with my brother

KawaiiSango68: I C…just to let u know Inuyasha's not gonna apologize first. Even when he's in the wrong and he knows it. He's not gonna say sorry first. Most likely he's going to take something little u did and blow it up to be something bigger

KireiKag9487: That's stupid

KawaiiSango68: LOL yes it is but that's Inuyasha. The reason why he did that was because he was jealous. It's so obvious he likes u but he's a loser so he doesn't know how to say it

KireiKa9487: LOL thanks but that doesn't help me too much if he doesn't say anything. He kisses me all the time but I would love for him to say that he likes me. It makes me think he's only physically attracted to me

KawaiiSango68: LOL Please Kag, all the guys in that damn school are physically attracted to you… ok you wanna get Inuyasha to break here's what u gotta do

Kagome stared at the screen she was so glad she and Sango became close or else she would've gave up on Inuyasha long time ago. Sango sent what she had to and she began laughing.

KireiKag9487: ROFL Sango that's perfect, I love your style, I'm glad we're best pals

KawaiiSango86: Of course we're sisters my love, I think you and Inuyasha are so cute together and he needs to get over that bitch Kikyo. He needs to learn there are other bigger and better women out there for him. If he messes this up with you I'mma personally hand him his ass

KireiKag9487: LMAOOO that makes both us of us


Kagome walked downstairs and passed by the den.

"Kagome." Daisuke called out. She walked into the den as Inuyasha did his best to ignore her presence by not looking at her.

"Hai Ji-San?"

"Can you get your aunt to make Taisho and I some more eggnog? Sesshoumaru would you like one?"

"Hai, but no liquor in mine please."

"Alright. Souta you want a virgin one?"

"No, I want a virgin pina colada." He said. She nodded her head.

"And you Inuyasha-San?" He looked at her feeling surprised that she even spoke to him. His eyes widened when he saw her attire. Her hair was flowing in loose curls, she had on a black button up shirt the first couple of buttons were undone so some skin was showing. A bright red belt was around her waist emphasizing the size of it, a mini denim skirt that stopped at her mid thighs showing a bit of her creamy thighs and black boots that stopped at her knees. He couldn't help but stare at her feeling speechless. She raised her eyebrow. "Did you want anything to drink?"

"Iie." He replied slowly looking back at the TV screen. Kagome snickered as she walked out the den.

Kagome set the drinks of a tray and walked back into the den with a switch to her hip. She handed the men their drinks and gave Souta his drink. She turned and looked at Inuyasha. He looked at back at her but not before checking her out from head to toe first.

"Are you sure you don't want anything to drink?" She asked politely. He growled a bit but shook his head no. "Alright." She then walked out the den. Daisuke laughed.

"Young man I don't know what you did to my niece but she's furious with you if she's speaking with you in the polite form."

"You heard that too right? She said Inuyasha-San." Taisho laughed. Sesshoumaru chuckled.

"He's in the dog house once again." Sesshoumaru commented and the older men began laughing. Inuyasha growled when he even saw Souta snickering. He hated his brother.

"Push pause." He snapped and stood up walking out the room.

"Oh did we offend him?" Daisuke asked looking worried. Taisho waved his hand.

"He's always been the sensitive type. He'll get over it. He just hates being the butt on any joke."


Inuyasha grabbed his coat and went into his car. He dialed Miroku's number.

"Hey Inuyasha, just the man I wanted to speak to."

"Why?" Inuyasha raised his eyebrow.

"What did your Mom make for thanksgiving and ask her if she can bring me a plate back?"

"Shut the hell up you greedy ass." Inuyasha snapped. Miroku pouted.

"Excuse me. What's up? I'm surprised you and Kagome aren't all cuddled up somewhere kissing and rubbing one another. You heard that song by this guy named Gunther? Ooh you touched my tra la la la mmm my ding ding dong." He sung making Inuyasha burst out laughing.

"Shut the hell up Ahou!" He said in between laughter.

"Gomen, gomen, gomen. What's going on?"

"A lot." He sighed. "Kagome and I aren't talking right now."

"What why? What did you go this time?"

"I didn't do anything. We argued a bit and she slammed my car door."

"Ooh not the car man."

"Exactly can you believe her? She needs to apologize for that."

"I agree that's disrespect when you slam a guy's car door. It's almost like saying fuck you mother fucker."

"Exactly. I'm glad someone's on my side. And now she's walking around in a mini skirt calling me Inuyasha-San."

"A mini skirt? What kind?"

"Shut the fuck up." He growled.

"Alright, alright, alright, sheesh. So she's speaking with you in the polite form."

"Yep, she better apologize soon. Her slamming my door is making me mad."

"Right, you need to grab her and be like don't go slamming my door anymore Onna." Inuyasha laughed a bit.

"Thanks Miro, you're a mess. What's mama-dukes cooking for dinner?" He asked leaning back in his seat.

"HA! My momma cook for dinner? You must want me to move in with you after she burns the house down. We're going to my Dad's for dinner his wife cooked."

"You're mom is funny, I had asked her does she feel strange going to her ex-husband's house and eating his new wife's cooking and she was like hell no as long as she's willing to feed, I'm willing to eat. If she's gonna feed my son she gotta feed me too." They both burst out laughing.

"That's my mom. She's funny."

"She's hot." Inuyasha slid in. Miroku paused for a moment.

"I'm hanging up on you. You don't check out another guy's momma what's wrong with you asshole!!" Miroku snapped as Inuyasha cracked up.


Once dinner was done and the table was set everyone gathered together. Kagome sat next to Inuyasha with a big smile on her face. He grunted. He really hated her acting like that.

"Itadakimasu!"Everyone said out and began eating dinner.

"So Rin, have you and Sesshoumaru set a date yet?" Risa asked. Rin shook her head.

"Not yet but I'm thinking I want a fall wedding so maybe next fall."

"Why in the fall?" Izayoi asked out of curiosity.

"Oh my god because the leaves are so beautiful when they change colors. I like I want it early fall when everything is starting to change. I love fall and besides everyone always get married summer, winter or spring. I wanna do something different." She explained.

"I think that's a good idea. It's interesting." Kyoko smiled. Rin nodded her head.

"I wanna stick with it. I have to start thinking of a dress and something for my braids maids as well."

"What colors are you looking for?" Kagome asked. Rin sighed.

"I have no idea but all I know is I want my dress made."

"From here?" Daisuke asked. He knew this wedding was going to cost him. Rin smiled softly.

"Paris." She whispered. He sighed deeply.

"I figured as much."

"I'm Daddy's little girl right?' She asked in her usual baby voice. He nodded.

"You're lucky." He told her. She giggled. Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome and Inuyasha and decided to get the attention off him and Rin for a moment.

"So Inuyasha, are you and Kagome talking yet?" He questioned. Inuyasha growled. He really hated his brother.

"Oh yeah you two haven't really been speaking for the past couple of days." Rin said looking at them. Inuyasha looked at his plate. Kagome smiled widely.

"We're fine now." She said. He looked at her in shocked. "Things happen right Inuyasha-San?" She smiled at him. He grunted but nodded.

"You don't have to call me San. I'm the same age as you." He snapped a bit. She just giggled and continued eating. Inuyasha gripped his fist but remained quiet. Everyone gave each other a strange look.


After dinner Kagome offered to wash the dishes and Izayoi forced Inuyasha to help her. It was silent in the kitchen as she washed the dishes and he dried them. He stared at her as she washed the dishes with a smile on her face. He growled.

"Did you talk with Hojo or something?" He snapped. She smiled and shook her head.

"No I didn't." She replied calmly not removing her smile. She handed him the last dish and wiped her hands off.

"Damnmit Kagome stop it! This is driving me crazy. I know you're pissed off at me and you know you're pissed at me. Stop with this formal shit, stop with the smiles and act out how you really feel!" He growled. She stared at him.

"Have a good night Inuyasha-San." With that she walked out the kitchen leaving him in awe.

She walked upstairs to room and plopped on the bed. Sango was a genius.

KawaiiSango86: Here's what u do, before u go downstairs for dinner, curl ur hair in loose curls, wear a mini skirt of any choice with a shirt that's gonna fit to you but don't make it too skanky u want don't ur family to be like WTF r u wearing. Wear ur best perfume even if u have to steal some and flaunt around him. Speak to him formally and sit next to him at dinner. By the end of the night he's going to go insane and start yelling at u but keep ur cool just smile at him and wish him a goodnight and watch him chase after you. Once he does that corner him. u got him and tell him what's on ur mind and he won't have any choice but to listen and feel like the baka he is Ganbatte…


Houtteoite- Leave Me Alone

Nante Hidoi Hito- What a jerk

Urase- Shut Up

Onna-Woman

Kieri- Pretty

Ganbatte-Good Luck