A/N: I am so sorry I haven't updated lately. But I will try and make this worth your while too read.

Iggy: I seriously don't know where he is Fang!

Fang: Yes you do! Max thinks she's getting flowers tomorrow because of that brat!

Stars: I think he hid outside. –Shrugs-

Fang: Thank you.

Iggy: -glares at Stars-

Stars: -smiles at Fang-

Fang: -storms out to garden-

Gazzy: -whispers- Is he gone.

Stars: Yeah but you can't hide from him forever.

Gazzy: No I just will wait till I turn your house into the home alone house.

Stars: Okay. But stay out of my room. The last thing I want is to sit down and be electrocuted.

I don't own MR.

Max's POV

Okay so here's the deal. I'm Free! Fang no longer has control over me. Yes! Now to get Fang back for that little... pain in my side.

"Hey Iggy" I said walking into his and Gazzy's room.

"Hi Max" he said brightly looking up at me and then back at whatever he was building (it looked a bit like my old alarm clock was in it).

"Can ask you a favour?" I asked. He stopped instantly and looked up at me as I sat down on his bed.

"Yeah sure. What is it?"

"I need spiders" I stopped and then remembered something "Big ones that will scare Fang to death." I added.

(A/N: Okay so all of you me and my friend were up at eight in the morning –on a holiday- researching this and its true Gazzy is afraid of spiders)

"I can do that" he pondered "But it will cost."

"How much?" I groaned.

"You let me and Gazzy test our Flame thrower, in the pit of course." he paused, letting me think (so far the answer was okay) "and I get twenty bucks." He added. I must admit... he knows how to strike a deal.

"Twenty!"

"Okay, okay fifteen"

"Done. Here's half and they better be big" I said handing him $7.50 (to be honest, it's all I had on me). "You get the other half when I get the spiders."

"Cool! May I suggest putting the spiders in his clothes or his bed" He said.

"What about both" I suggested. He laughed evilly, like how Angel does in my dreams. I shivered, I hope his not evil.

"That'd be better" he said, scratching his chin and nodding.

"Deal?"

"Deal" he said and we shook hands.

Iggy's POV

Okay so Max just came into my room and now I have the task of finding big fat hairy spider for Fang. I have one thing to say... Mwahahahaha!

Okay so the biggest hairiest spiders hide in the trees outside. But it's night time. Damn! Oh well maybe tomorrow.

"Hey man" said Gazzy walking through the door.

"Hey Gaz" I said getting back to my bomb with the exact same alarm clock as Max's old one. I'm so glad she didn't recognise it.

"Finished?" he asked in a Fang-not-on-vallium way. Hee hee fang on Vallium.

"Almost." I said back in the same fashion.

"Need some help?" Gazzy asked. "I'd do anything to push out the stuff Angel told me Fang was think when Max walked into the kitchen" he said and I felt him sit on my bed. I laughed. Fang and Max, you'd never guess, but when they kissed in that boat I heard it and I was shocked, to be honest I knew Fang liked Max and Max liked Fang but that was... dramatic and sort of gross.

"Can you put this cover back on the clock, I suck at it" I asked and I felt him almost soundlessly grab the screwdriver and start putting the cover on. I trained him better than Max.

The Next Morning

Iggy's POV

Okay so spiders... spiders. I felt closely at the branch of a tree looking for a spider's web.

"Got you" I said trapping a spider in a jar. This one was huge and heavy and Fang will scream like a girl. I laughed at that thought. Fang will more than likely squeal.

"Coming?" I heard someone say, It was Fang, I recognized his voice and... Oh no Max's footsteps. I poked my head through the leaves to hear Fang and Max better, might as well get some leverage. Lucky Max got me these commando shorts and green top or I'd be spotted.

"Yeah, where are we going?" giggled Max.

"Secret." He said in his usual fashion, but I could hear him smile him. Oh Great! He pulled her in and brushed her lips lightly with his. Yuk! Then they locked lip. HELP ME GOD! I have to listen to this. I only know the sounds because I've been stuck in this situation before. Yes I Iggy what-ever-my-last-name-is have heard Fang and Max make out before. I puked all over the place.

"Yuk" I whispered, poking my tongue out. This is going to be a long wait.

Max's POV

"Hey Max?" said Fang.

"Yeah" I said back. I was in the kitchen getting the last cookie out of the jar. Mum will make some more soon.

"I want to show you something" he said.

"Come on" he said grabbing my hand and dragging me out into the forest. He pulled me through a line of trees and I thought I heard something. I stopped and looked back.

"Coming?" he said I looked at him and he smiling that non-Fang-but-sexy smile and I instantly had a feeling. It wasn't bad, it was amazing.

"Yeah, where are we going?" I said but it more sounded like I was giggling. Damn me and my feminine side.

"Secret." He said and then he pulled me in and his lips brushed mine. I smiled at him and then he put his mouth against mine and we went into a full kiss. I pulled back and smiled at him.

"Come on" he said pulling me under a large oak tree and he spread his wing and jumped upwards and onto a ledge I hadn't noticed in the trees. I jumped up after him just landing on the edge and when I got up there it was an amazing sight.

There were pillows stacked in one corner and a thick rug underneath with food spread across it from cookies to chocolate cake and pears (my favourite fruit) to roast beef sandwiches (YUM!).

"You know it's Valentine's Day today" Fang said placing his hand around my stomach and leaning over my shoulder.

"I forgot" I said admittedly.

"You being here is enough for me" he whispered. Then we sat down. We talked, ate and sometimes we'd kiss but it was so much better because he had his arm around me and I just felt... safe. Ha-ha. Maximum Ride, the girl on the run, feels safe. What a piece of news.

"We better get back they'll be sendin' out a search party for us soon." I said after about 2 hours and then we flew back and went our different directions. Just like that. It was so... perfect. I sighed and lay down on my bed, full and still dizzy.

"Hey Max" said Iggy popping his head in the door.

"Yeah" I sighed.

"I have them" he said and held up the jar of spiders. I jumped out of my skin to start with and then I felt guilty. I couldn't do this to Fang after what he just did. Damn you conscious.

"Um... Iggy please put them back I think... I think I've changed my mind" I said stunned at myself, I'm Max, I always get my revenge, But Fang pulled that smile. That one you don't see often.

"Can I still have my pay?" he asked. I laughed.

"Sure" I said and got up pulling the other half of the money out of my pocket and handing it to him.

"Maybe you can test your flame thrower on the spiders... I know Gazzy will enjoy watching" I suggested helpfully enough.

"Yeah" he said and zipped out of the room. I smiled to myself and lay down. Fang I kept thinking and I smiled to myself. That was a good thing I did.

Fang's POV

"Maybe you can test your flame thrower on the spiders... I know Gazzy will enjoy watching" said Max. Max who was going to put spiders in my room but decided not to for some reason. Maybe the lunch had something to do with it.

"Yeah" said Iggy and started coming towards me. He ran past me as clueless as he did the first time and I decided to listen in. I have a right to know, you know.

I went to the lounge room and relaxed on the bigger couch.

"Hey-"Nudge started but stopped when she saw the smirk on my face.

"Shh... his thinking about her" Angel whispered. Gazzy groaned and stomped out. This was pretty funny. I ignored what Angel said and the fact that she was probably seeing the entire date in my head and just relaxed closing my eyes and resting.

Iggy's POV

Okay so Max is too soft to play this prank on Fang. But you see... I'm not. Wow I sound evil... oh well. I snuck into our room when Fang went downstairs and daydreamed about Max and not spider... hahaha... and placed some in his bed, under his pillow and in his backpack. I looked in his Back pack to put the spiders in and I felt a small book. What could this be? Fangs Diary of course. I am holding Fang's Diary. Yes! I've been trying to find this forever, now blackmail no.2 comes into play. I have his diary and the tape of him on Vallium. Boom-shuck-a-luc-a! I slipped the jar under my bed, made a couple of arrangements and left quickly so I wouldn't get caught. But I would anyway, I just wanted time to get away.

"Hey Iggy" I heard Fang say as we passed in the hallway.

"Hey Fang" I said looking in his general direction. I quickly ran down to the lounge room and sat down. 5...4...3...2...1!

"IGGY! AGH!" Fang screamed and in one second he was down in the lounge room.

"Hi Fang" I said brightly.

"Iggy his giving you the 'I'm-gonna-kill-you' look" I heard Ella said.

"What's going o-? Fang your covered n spider?" Dr.M said and I cracked up. Fang was covered in spiders. YES!

"Get them off me!" he yelled and I laughed even more. I was now on the floor.

Max's POV

"IGGY! AGH!" Fang... screamed. Oh no what is it? I dragged myself out of bed and into the hallway to see Fang going down the stairs... two at a time. He was either Mad or excited and I he didn't sound excited.

"Get them off me!" he yelled as I walked into the lounge room. I would've started laughing if it wasn't for the romantic lunch he had.

"Here" I said picking off the spiders one by one. He shook his hair and another spider came out. I must admit... Iggy did a good job... but it was mean.

"Thanks" he mumbled flicking the spider off. I noticed Gazzy wasn't in here and Iggy was cracking up laughing.

"Iggy where else did you put the spiders?" I asked harshly.

"Oh in his bed and backpack... oh and do you want this back Fang?" Iggy said holding up a Black book.

"Give that back" Fang said lunging and knocking all the other spiders off of him. "It's not yours" he said, his voice strained because he was sitting on Iggy and reaching for it. My mum shook her head.

"Boys" she sighed and walked out, completely unfazed b everything. Then Iggy ran out and Fang wasn't far behind. What a day, ruined.

"Fang squealed when he laid down and got covered in spiders and then he almost climbed up the wall to get away" Angel said and I laughed, I hope Iggy hid a video camera.

A/N: Okay so thanks and I hope you liked this chapter. I will get back t the game in the next chapter. Because of the 9th chapter anniversary me, Iggy and Gazzy are dressed in our finest clothes and we have to look at the comments. Also because we can't wait till the next chappie.

Iggy: I like my suit.

Gazzy: me too

Star: ahem, the first comment...

Iggy; oh right –gets comment out- from Kiki 1607 for chapter 8 'Fang on vailum is the most creative idea ever!'

Stars: thank you, it sort of appeared in my mind and I had to do it.

Gazzy: -pulls out comment- from birdgirl24 for chapter 4 'IGGY IS SO MUCH CUTER THAN FANG! I LOVE IGGY!'

Stars: ... Good for you and I hope you have fun... btw... PUT ANOTHER CHAPPIE UP!

Iggy: From Tammy Angel for chapter 2 'aww why is everyone kissing fang? haha you're a great writer though. Can't wait to read on! I hope figgy stays to a minimum :'( *shudders* I hate that crap'

Stars: you've probably read the next couple of chapters and know the Figgy goes down (to zero) and the Fax goes up, every chapter and thank you for saying I'm a great writer, that is a real encouragement. Gazzy...

Gazzy: -snores-

Stars: Iggy?

Iggy: -snores-

Stars: -sighs- see you next time...