A/N: Hey welcome to the next chapter.

Iggy: How you doin' up there?

Gazzy: almost done... Done!

Fang: got you! –Grabs Gazzy- hey what? –Get caught in trap and is now hanging from roof by rope-

Stars: LOL

Iggy: good one Gazzy... now what to do with him –ponders-

Fang: get me down right mhmm

Gazzy: -puts tape across mouth- silence is golden

Iggy: I wonder if we can sell it

Stars: -shakes head- okay start the chapter

Fang's POV

Must get Iggy and Gazzy back for putting spiders in my bed.

"Hey Fang" Iggy said cheerfully. I grumbled and sat down at the table.

"Now don't burn the house down or blow it up or make a mess if you get in a fight. Please take your fights outside" Dr. M said to Max as she walked out of the kitchen and to the front door. Max sighed and sat down next to me.

"Don't you get that talk every day?" I asked her and she nodded.

"I'd like to see her say that to Erasers when there morphed" she said and I smirked. I've been trying to get my dignity back ever since I was on vallium and with those stupid spiders. It hasn't worked.

"Here you go Fang" Iggy said placing a plate down in front of me.

"That's not funny" I said looking at my plate with a piece of toast on it cut into the shape of a spider. I wonder how he did that anyway.

"Why Fang don't you like spiders" Iggy teased with a big smirk on his face.

"I'll get you!" I said chasing him. He ran through a door and then hid behind Nudge. Then the whole' I move to one side and he goes the other way' started.

"I am not a shield Iggy" Nudge said frustrated.

"You are now" he said and then he sprinted but he ran straight into a wall and knocked himself out. Idiot. Nudge laughed and I smirked.

"What happened to Iggy? Gazzy said from behind me. I spun around and I could see him slightly horrified, slightly amused.

"He ran into the wall and knocked himself out" I said and he laughed. "And if you excuse me I will be taking Iggy to the torture room." I said and I grabbed his legs and dragged him down the hall to the 'Torture Room', aka my room. I tied him to a chair when I got him in and then went to get some...tools.

Some Time Later

Iggy's POV

I mumbled a bit and opened my eyes. It didn't do much on the 'seeing where I am' standards. Wait what happened to me? What the hell is that smell?

"Good evening" said a familiar voice.

"Fang, thank god, where am I?" I asked relieved. But that was short lived when I remembered how I knocked myself out and why I was running.

"My torture room" he said and I could hear the smile in his voice.

"It smells like your room"

"It is my room"

"Oh, so... Fang please don't kill me!" I yelled.

"Fang can you at least get some duck tape over his mouth" Max yelled from the lounge room. Fang sighed and then I felt the tape over my mouth and I couldn't talk.

"Okay this is payback for the whole spider thing" Fang said.

"You don't sound scary" I tried to say but it came out all muffled. Now I can't speak and I can't see. What's next his gonna block my ears.

"First order of business" he said and he I could hear him smile... again.

"Uh-oh" I said but it sounded more like 'mu-moh'.

"Wiggles music!" he said and then he laughed. I heard a click and then 'the big red car' started playing "I'll be back in an hour" he said. I screamed and shuffled my chair around but he was already gone.

Why me? I sat there and endured the wiggles music for 1 hour. I died that day because from now on I'll be singing 'hot potato' when cooking and never live it down.

1 painful hour later
Fang's POV

I looked down at my watch and pushed myself off the couch. The next form of torture was probably used a lot but who cares, it's really affective.

"Nudge, Iggy has volunteered to take Max's place." I said when I got to her room. Nudge looked up at me and smiled. I looked at Max to see her mouth 'thank you' and I shrugged.

"Where is he?" Nudge said hopefully.

"Tied to a chair in my room" I shrugged and in one second she had everything packed up and I could hear Iggy's muffled yells from here.

"Thank you for saving me" Max said wrapping her arms around me.

"Did she even put any make up on your face?" I asked and she looked up at me. The only make up she was wearing was lip gloss.

"A little bit" she said and then kissed me and walked into the bathroom next door. I shrugged and walked into my room to see Iggy had his mascara, eye shadow and eyeliner on. I laughed.

"Shud uh Fang" he said as Nudge was doing his lip gloss so it came out like that.

"Fang" Nudge giggled as she looked at me.

"Yeah what?" I replied.

"Did Max give you a smooch on the cheek?" she said.

"Yeah- oh- Max!" I yelled running into the bathroom. She wasn't there. I caught a glimpse of myself as I looked around: I had a pair of red lips on my cheek from where Max kissed me. Stupid me, she was wearing lip stick not lip gloss. I always get those two confused.

"Fang what is it?" Dr. M said from behind me. I spun around and she smiled.

"Max kissed me on the cheek when she had lipstick on" I said grumpy.

"Wash it off then: you'll need a wet tissue to get it off" she said.

"Wait! I need a picture!" Ella said and she ran into the bathroom, took a picture and ran back out. Damn it! Dr. M sighed and smiled then walked out closing the door behind me.

"Stupid Max. Kissed me on the cheek and left a stupid red pair of lips behind. Now I look like an idiot." I mumbled as I scrubbed the lipstick off.

Iggy's POV

Okay so Nudge is finished my... make up and now she's off to find Ella for a picture. My time to escape. I fiddled with the rope around wrist and failed. Now to put those movies I watched- I mean- heard to the test. I bought my leg up to my mouth and grabbed my pocket knife out with my teeth. But unfortunately I'm no Spy so the knife slipped straight out of my teeth and next to the seat.

Plonk it hit the ground.

"Hey Iggy we're back" Nudge said walking in. I saw a flash of blinding light and then I heard two girls giggling.

"Untie me" I demanded.

"Ok ok I will... hey Iggy why is there a pocket knife on the ground?" Ella asked.

"Because I suck at escaping. Now untie me!" I yelled frustrated. I felt the ropes around my wrist loosen and I bolted. But my luck is so bad the door was closed and I ran into it. I stood there dizzy for a second then I swung open the door and ran into the bathroom.

"Scratch that you look like an idiot" Fang said from beside me.

"Yeah ha ha, very funny, now where are the tissues?" I asked feeling around.

"Um... there in the lounge room" he answered and I stupidly believed him and started walking to the lounge room.

Max's POV

Okay so Fang was doing something with Iggy which I swear sounded like 'The big red car'. Now Nudge is in and by the sounds of it they just let him go. I sighed and lied down on the couch. Then Iggy walked in and his face was nicely done in blue eye shadow and deep red lipstick.

"You look beautiful Iggy" I said laughing.

"Shut up! Where's the tissue's?" Iggy asked and I noticed him feeling around the TV.

"There in the bathroom with Fang" I said and he growled.

"Fang said they were in here" he explained and then quickly ran back out.

"Is he gone?" Fang asked poking his head around the corner.

"Yeah" I said and he sat down on the couch next to me... with a tissue box in his hand. I laughed a bit. Poor Iggy.

"His gonna kill you" I said and he just smiled evilly.

A/N: Okay so this is really short but who cares.

Iggy: -pokes fang with stick- this is getting boring

Gazzy: yeah

Stars: why don't you guys run and I'll let him go.

Gazzy and Iggy: -ponders-

Fang: I think that's an excellent idea

Gazzy: I'm in what about you Ig?

Iggy: sure... it's stupid but whatever

Stars: please review...

-Stars-