A/N: Next Chappie! I'm so sorry for not updating!
Iggy: Why Gazzy?
Gazzy: I'm sorry Iggy but I'm too young to die –runs away-
Fang: Iggy it's your fault isn't it! –Tackles Iggy-
Iggy: I will be back
Stars: I thought you gave that up an hour ago
Fang: meh
Max: Fang! Yesterday was my birthday and you were the only one who forgot
Fang: -squeals- -runs away-
Max: -chases him- I'll kill you!
Stars: I own nothing!
Iggy and Gazzy: you're weird...
Stars: duh!
Iggy: -shakes head-
Iggy's POV
I am so going to kill him! Fang used all the tissues now I have to sit here and be mortified while Dr. M finds something to wipe off my makeup. Grr...
"Hey Iggy don't you look stunning today." I head Fang's voice say cheerfully.
"I hate you," I said glaring in his direction.
"Hey you guys," I heard Nudge's voice say and the door to the bathroom creaked open.
"Yeah Nudge..." I sighed and I heard Fang snicker at his victory.
"After you get rid of Iggy's makeup-"
"That you put on," I growled.
"Whatever. But after we're going to play Tdddklt, are you going to play?" She asked and I was shocked by how reasonably short that was.
"I'll play if Max play's?" Fang said.
"Ooh lala," I said and I felt a jab in my stomach, "Ow!"
"Max is playing. Oh and Iggy I don't know why you want to take your make up off it looks nice on you. Like short stacks, oh have you heard shimmy a go go it's so groovy but I think the lead singer of short stack is gay-"There she goes...
"I have some baby wipes but I don't know how much of the mascara I can get off," Dr. M said coming in.
"Please just take it off," I said and I heard her laugh and then something cold and wet touched my face.
"Bye Iggy," Fang said walking out and then I heard the door close. Stupid Fang!
Max's POV
I've decided something... I love... HOT DOGS! I shoved another hot dog in and chewed quickly. I know you all expected me to say Fang, well, his okay.
"Hey Max" Fang said coming in. He sat down on the chair across from me just as I swallowed.
"Hey Fang," I said and he smiled then reached for the plate of hotdogs... My hot dogs! I pulled the plate towards me and glared at him.
"Max you must learn to share, sharing is caring," he said.
"No,"
"Yes,"
"No,"
"Fine," Fang sighed and sat back down. Then in a split second he dived across the table grabbed a hot dog and sprinted towards the door.
"Fang, give me back my hot dog!" I yelled running after him. I ran into the lounge room and stopped. He could've gone up the stairs or straight across to the office.
"Yum, Hot dog! Freshly stolen!" Fang yelled from his room upstairs. I growled and sprinted up the stairs. The second I got to his door I banged on it as hard as I could. Eventually I knocked the door down and I saw Fang sitting on his bed and he put the last part in and swallowed it.
"That was very nice," he said licking his fingers. I growled at him and stormed off. He was such a butt at times.
"What's wrong Max?" Dr. M said when I stormed into the kitchen.
"Fang ate my hot dog." I whined plopping down on the chair and then I realised the entire flock was sitting in the lounge room... with the TV turned off. They were planning something I knew it. I walked in there to see them sitting in a circle with two spaces right next to each other. Then I remembered they wanted to play that game so I sat down.
"Hey Max, where's Fang?" Nudge said and I just shrugged. "Fang help I'm hurt!" Nudge yelled and in a split second Fang was down the stairs and standing there a little bit shocked and then he saw Nudge was okay and frowned.
"Why do you always do that?" He said frowning.
"Because it takes you an hour to get down otherwise," Nudge said rolling her eyes.
"Okay me first," Iggy said and Fang sat down, "Nudge, because if I choose Fang Max will kill me, Truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love or torture." Nudge sat there and pondered then she spoke... Why god!
"Double dare, because truth is for wusses and I'm not doing dare because you could say anything. I mean, I could end up wearing a really daggy top-"
"Nudge!" Iggy yelled.
"Sorry"
"Ugh, any way Nudge I double dares you to go 2 hours without talking and to make sure we have to have tape over our mouths." Iggy said and Nudge's mouth dropped.
"No way, you have to do it to," she said and Iggy smiled and nodded.
"I was tied to a chair with tape over my mouth listening to the wiggles for an hour I can do it." He said and I side stared at Fang which was partly for me too.
Nudge's POV
I can do 2 hours. 2 hours is okay. I can sleep some of it and play on the computer. I stared at Iggy and his grin was huge. Who was I kidding? How can I do this!
"Can we take it off to eat?" I asked.
"Yeah but no talking," he said the last part sternly. I nodded then Iggy held up some silver tape. I was seriously freaked out by the time he put it on.
"2 hour break," Fang said and they all got up and left me thinking what to do. Iggy looked at me as he walked out and I couldn't tell if he was smiling because he had tape on too.
I sighed and turned the TV on. I could do this; it'll be a good experience for me. I will learn patience and peace.
That night just before dinner
Max's POV
"Got you!" I yelled tackling Fang to the ground. He yelled slightly and squirmed.
"I'm sorry Max!" he yelled trying to push me off.
"Too late, Iggy get the ropes!" I yelled and Iggy came around the corner with ropes and duck tape, a roll of it in his hand too.
"Mhh!" Fang said and I laughed, tying his feat together. I stood him up and started dragging him to my room. I purposely dropped him as I opened to the door and he grunted. I dragged him in and leaned him against the wall. Too bad I couldn't sit him down because we had rope covering everywhere except for his wings. I smiled and extended both his wings.
"Perfect stay like that until I decide to let you go." I said with my hands on my hips.
"Mhh mh mhhhh," he said and I laughed at the fear I saw in his eyes.
"I'll take this off," I said and slowly ripped it off so it would hurt more.
"Max, Fang dinner!" I heard Dr. M yell. I sighed.
"Can you take me down to dinner?" he asked and I considered.
"Okay, but you will pay for stealing the hotdog." I said and took the little loop Iggy put on the back and dragged him to the staircase. I dragged him down the steps and he grunted each one. When I got to the bottom I dragged him to the doorway Mum stared at me in shock.
"Max why do you have Fang in ropes?" she asked and the entire flock lost it and laughed, even Ella giggled.
"Well you know how I told you he stole my hotdog, well; I wanted payback so I tied him up and his going to be my life size sculpture for as long as I want." I said.
"You're pulling my hair." Fang said and I yanked a bit to hurt more "Ow!" I pulled him over to the table and put him in his chairs spot. He looked at his food nicely sitting on the table and looked at me. There was no way he could eat it. Then his tummy rumbled and Iggy and I lost it because we were the only ones who could hear it.
"Max please un tie me," Fang said and I laughed.
"Nope,"
"Please...,"
"No...,"
"I'm hungry,"
"I don't care, starve," I said and took a big bite of my food to taunt him, we were having steak and chips, I had two steaks and my plate was filled with chips. So was Fangs... heeheehee.
"Well can you feed me?" Fang asked.
"No," I said and looked at him to laugh but he was giving me bambi eyes. I didn't know he could do that. Damn him! He looks so cute with those black eyes. I heard Iggy mumble something to Gazzy and Gazzy said that Fang was giving me Bambi eyes. I sighed.
"Fine," I said and he half-smiled.
"Wait! Fang do the eyes again!" Ella said fiddling with the camera. Fang rolled his eyes and gave me Bambi eyes again. There was a flash and then Fangs face turned impassive and straight and Ella took another picture.
"I'm hungry." Fang declared again. I groaned and cut a bit of his steak off with his knife and fork. I put it up to his lips and he tried to eat it then I pulled it away. I pushed my chair way out and did it again but this time he leaned forward too much and fell over with a grunt.
"Max, please just feed him or un-tie him." Mum said to me strictly. I rolled my eyes and picked up his plate and sat on his chest. The air in his lungs left him with an 'oof'. I put a chip in his mouth and he started chewing and then one in mine. This continued until there were no chips on both plates and everyone had left. Then I just ate my steak in front of him and dragged him outside.
"Why am I outside? Max don't leave me out here!" He yelled and I laughed closing the glass door and waving then running up to my room and looking out the window. I could see him and he was facing my window so if he looked up he could see me too. He looked up and his Bambi eyes came back.
"No!" I yelled and covered my eyes. "Not today Fang! You will be punished for eating my hotdog!" I closed my curtains with one hand and then pulled my hand away. "Phew... that was close." I said wiping the fake sweat on my forehead. But it wasn't over.
"It's too late baby, there's no turning around
I've got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud
This is how I do
When I think about you
I never thought that you could break me apart
I keep a sinister smile and a hole in my heart
You want to get inside
Then you can get in line
But not this time
Cause you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming
I feeling like a hero and you are my heroine
I won't try to philosophize
I'll just take a deep breath and I'll look in your eyes
This is how I feel
And it's so surreal
I got a closet filled up to the brim
With the ghosts of my past and their skeletons
And I don't know why
You'd even try
But I won't lie
You caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming
I feel like a hero and you are my heroine
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?
And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lock down
And then you turned me around
And I'm feeling like a newborn child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded
And you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming
I feel like a hero and you are my heroine
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin? X2" He stopped and my heart wept. He sounded good without the band. I opened the window back up to see him smile a special smile at me.
"Ass!" I yelled and grabbed my pocket knife from my bed side table. I stormed downstairs and out the glass door.
"Did you like my singing?" he taunted as I cut one of the ropes. I didn't reply just cut the last rope and they fell off.
"Was that Fang singing? Wow, he sounded good." Nudge skipped up and looked at both of us. Just then Fang just fell. His legs collapsed from under him and he fell backwards. I laughed and helped him up.
"My legs are wobbly." He explained.
"So you can't walk?" I asked and he nodded. I dragged him inside with great difficulty and sat him on the couch. I yawned.
"You can go to bed; I'll go to bed when my legs are better." He said and reached to get the remote. I nodded and headed up to bed. I slipped under the covers and fell asleep.
I'll get him tomorrow was my last thought and then I slipped off into a dream.
A/N: Okay so done! I hope you think it's funny! Please post Ideas for the next dare. Gazzy is going to dare Iggy so get your ides in!
R&R
-Stars-