A/N: HAHAHA! Next chapter finally.

Sorry it took so long I'm practically going into my stories and pressing 'updated' then seeing which is at the bottom and this one got last.

So sorry again

Iggy: you should be sorry. I've been in so much suspense waiting for this chapter!

Stars: you could've just asked... -_-

Iggy: Yeah- well- shut up! –Storms off-

Gazzy: What's wrong with him?

Stars: PMSing more than likely.

Gazzy: what's that?

Stars: Go ask Fang

Gazzy: -goes ask Fang-

Fang: O_o

Stars: Heeheehee

R&R

Previously on truth, dare, double dare, kiss, love or torture...

I watched her run down the stairs and then turned back to the door. The image of having to crawl through a tunnel of garbage to get to their beds popped into my head. I shuddered and slowly opened the door...

I opened the door to be hit by something smelly and white in the face and I fell over.

"Ugh! Gross! Iggy jocks!" I yelled ripping them off and chucking them away. Max came up and laughed. "It's not funny. He's disgusting!" I said.

"Shh... you'll alert them." She said and handed me a mask, tongs and a garbage bag. I put the mask on and took a deep breath ready to face the mess. Trust me I've taken on hundreds of Erasers and this scares me more because I'll die slowly and painfully.

Max went in first and made a retching sound.

"What is that?" She said disgusted. I got up and walked in looking at the bowl with something green and slimy in it. I looked closer.

"I think it's alive." I said and stepped over it. Max's stepped over it too as we made our way to the closet and opened it.

Let me explain what it was like. Imagine opening a mummy's tomb and the pressurised air from thousands of years ago came out and hit you in the face only it was smelly and almost killed us.

"And Dr. M says my cupboards a mess." I said using the tongs to pull out clothes.

"That's because she's too scared to come in here and face this mess." Max said and used her gloved hands to pull clothes off coat hangers.

"Why do you get gloves? I could be dying as we speak." I said and she laughed but kept going.

"That's a bit dramatic for you Fang." She laughed and started in the clothes on the floor. I opened another draw and pulled clothes out with the tongs. "These sheets are disgusting." She said and I turned to see her putting sheets into a second bag.

"I agree we should've worn radiation suits." I joked. She laughed and picked up the bags.

"Done?" She asked. I looked at the bottom of the last draw to see a collection of dead bugs.

"Those poor poor bugs." I said shaking my head. She looked over my shoulder and laughed.

"Looks like world war three down there." She said and walked out. I picked up the bag and headed out after her. I headed out the back door and looked at the already pink above out of ground pool.

"You already put the dye in?" I said surprised.

"Yeah, I'm pretty awesome." She said and tipped the sheets in. I up ended my bag into the pool then picked up a discarded fence post and put it in then started running around. Max did the same except she got a metal pole.

"Hey!" Gazzy yelled from the window. "Are they our clothes?" He asked.

"And your sheets." Max yelled. We both laughed.

"You deceive little brats!" Iggy yelled and I heard the door slam open then footsteps down the stairs.

"Beat you to the bathroom." She yelled and ran off. I ran to the window and took off and landed on the window sill. I quickly locked the door and laughed.

"I hate you!" Max yelled and banged on the door. I laughed taking my top off.

"I wouldn't come in now." I said and got undressed then got in the shower turning it on.

Max stopped banging and stormed off. I laughed closing the curtain. Then I heard something outside and flinched.

"Who's there?" I said uncertain. No one replied. The image of the guy getting attacked on the toilet in Zombie Land entered my mind. I don't want to die without any clothes on!

"Hey Fang." Taunted Max's voice.

"Uh, Max, I'm actually naked you know." I said nervous.

"Yeah, I know, I'm just collecting all the towels." She said. I froze then popped my head out of the curtain.

"Put them back!" I yelled at her. She stood there with a pile of towels in her hand and laughed.

"Make me." She laughed and chucked them out the window then she even took the bath mats and threw them out.

"I hate you." I said plainly.

"I wuv you too." She said sarcastically and then jumping out the window.

What am I suppose to do now? I'm butt naked and I have no clothes or towel. I mentally slapped myself then actually slapped myself when it wasn't enough.

"Stupid Max, backstabbing-"I grumbled.

"Fang! Get out It's Max's turn!" Dr. M yelled.

"I would but Max stole all the towels!" I yelled back. I heard her sigh and Max laugh.

"I'll get you one." She said and her footsteps echoed down the hall.

"Shut up Max!" I yelled at her giggling. She burst into more laughter and I had the urge to go tackle her.

But I was naked so that was a failed idea.

"Here Fang, open the door." Dr. M's voice said. I opened the door a fraction, staying behind it, and took the towel... the hot pink towel.

"I hate Pink!" I yelled and kicked the wall. Dr. M and Max's laughter started as I wrapped it around my waist and opened the door.

"Pink suits you: very manly on you." Max said but was blushing a bit. Advantage one: I had no top on and she was blushing.

"Yeah it's almost the colour of your face." I retorted and she stopped laughing and went bright red. "Actually you're more a tomato red now." I said and walked off to my room.

I opened my cupboard to see no clothes! Where are my clothes?

I panicked and then went to my door.

"Max where are my clothes?" I yelled. I heard a rush of laughter downstairs and then Max came stumbling up the stairs laughing.

"Pool... pink... Iggy..." She cracked up and fell to the ground. I stared at her confused then it hit me.

My clothes were in the pool... the pink pool.

Max betrayed me!

This means war!

A/N: hahahaha poor Fang...

Max is a pain in the glutinous maximus. That the bum.

Anyways please review and I'll review later.

Also I need ides for revenge against Max.

Iggy: Fang's still recovering from what Gazzy asked him

Stars: so, I don't care. He shouldn't be a role model; he should be a warning like I am. –Smiles-

Gazzy: I still don't know what PMSing is...

Stars: go ask Max

Gazzy: -goes and ask Max's-

Max: I'm not PMSing- Shut up Gazzy... –storms off-

Gazzy: -_-' this sucks!

-Stars-