Miroku's Birthday Surprise

Miroku moaned as he sat at the kitchen counter. Misako sighed deeply and shook her head.

"People are so stupid. I tell ya. Well, your father said he can't make it." She rolled her eyes. Miroku shrugged his shoulders as he ate hot dogs and fries.

"What do you expect? Even though you can go to his house and eat his wife's cooking there's no way she's coming here she's not open minded like you." He replied. She nodded her head and shrugged.

"Oh, now ask me if I care?" She raised her eyebrow.

"Do you care?" Miroku smiled. He loved his mother to death he now knew where he got his cut throat sarcasm from.

"Iie. So who's coming over?"

"Inuyasha, Kagome, Kouga, Bankotsu and Sango." He answered. She nodded her head and placed her elbows on the counter with her hands on her cheeks. She smiled at him widely.

"You and Ms. Sango been very friendly lately."

"We're dating now." He told her. She giggled.

"Oh? And how many other girlfriends do you have on the side? Are you still talking to what's her name Shima? Or what about Koharu? She was pretty cute but very young." Miroku just shook his head as he took a sip of his juice.

"I love Sango Kaa-Chan, I won't hurt her which means I broke up with the others to be with her alone."

"I won't kick your ass for calling me mom because it's your birthday but I'm glad you found someone to love. I always knew you two would end up together when you've matured." She giggled. "Well I'm gonna take a shower and then get the cake and food. You don't mind we're having hero's for dinner do you?"

"Anything as long as it's not cooked by you." He smiled. She stuck her tongue at him and kissed his forehead.

"Happy Birthday honey."

"Arigato Kaa-Chan." She pinched his nose. "Nee-Chan! Nee-Chan!" He revised. She giggled and walked away. "Geez." He rubbed his nose. His cell phone began ringing. "Hey beautiful." He smiled.

"Konnichiwa Miroku. Happy Birthday." Sango said.

"Arigato babe, what's up what time you want to come over?"

"I mean it's up to you, whatever time you want to pick me up or do you want me to just catch a ride with Inu?"

"Nah, I'll get you. You want to come over now? I can get you before my Mom goes out."

"If it's alright with her."

"She won't mind, give me like twenty minutes."

"Ok." They both hung up. Miroku put his plate in the sink and ran upstairs. He stood by the bathroom and knocked on the door.

"Hai." His mother answered.

"Can I run and get Sango before you go out to the store?" He asked.

"Yeah, I have to watch my show before I go out anyway. So you better be here in thirty minutes."

"Gotcha." He ran into the bathroom in his room and took a quick shower. He looked in his closet to see what he wanted to wear. He grabbed a navy blue sweat suit and threw on the pants. He grabbed a white t shirt and placed it on. He sat on his bed and placed on his navy blue timberlands. He grabbed his cell and called Sango.

"Are you here already?"

"Nah, I'm about to leave in three minutes. Are you ready?"

"Yeah, I'm just getting dressed right now."

"Ooh, what are you wearing?" He smiled. She sucked her teeth.

"I'm wearing clothes." She replied. He rolled his eyes.

"That would be your answer. Anyway I'm out I'll call you when I get to your house."

"Ok." They hung up. Miroku threw the jacket on and grabbed his coat. He ran to his mother's door.

"I need the keys!" He shouted.

"Come in." She told him. He opened the door and saw her on the bed sitting in her room and watching TV. She pointed to her nightstand not taking her eyes from the TV. He grabbed the keys.

"I'll be back."

"Twenty-five minutes." She told him. He nodded his head and left out the house. He hopped into the car and took off to Sango's house which was about five minutes from his. He could've walked but it was too cold.

He arrived at Sango's house and called her.

"I'll be right out." She told him. He nodded his head. He was certainly hoping that he could get a little make out in while his mother was gone. A wide smile came across his face he was definitely looking forward to her moans.

Sango sat on the couch as Misako walked into the living room.

"Hey Sango."

"Hi Misako-San."

"Misako-Chan." She corrected her. Sango laughed as she hugged the older woman. "Anyway, I'll be back, I have to get the cake, the food and some other things. Who is coming do you know Miroku told me but I forgot?"
"I believe its just Inuyasha, Kagome, Kouga and Bankotsu." She answered. She nodded her head.

"That's right he did tell me that. Ok, see ya in bit." She walked to the door as Miroku came from the kitchen with drinks in his hands. "See ya Miroku." She walked out the house. Miroku handed Sango a cup full of apple juice. He sat next to her and sighed out loud.

"Finally eighteen." He laughed. Sango looked at him.

"So now you can buy cigarettes and porn legally." She smiled.

"One, I don't smoke and two I don't buy porn, I record it off TV." She covered her mouth so she didn't spit her juice out. She then hit him.

"Pig."

"I know, I'm bad." He placed his water on the counter and moved closer to her. He looked at her outfit. She had on dark denim jeans with a pink long sleeve turtle neck that hugged her upper body and three inch black boots. "You haven't given me a kiss for my birthday yet." He said to her. She looked at him and finished her drink. She placed the cup on the table and pecked his lips. He wrapped his arms around her waist and slid his tongue in her mouth. She moaned into the kiss and rubbed his chest. She unzipped his jacket so she could get a better feel of his muscular chest. Miroku lift her shirt up some and placed his hands on her bare waist.

He laid her on her back and moved between her legs. He moved her turtle neck down some and kissed her neck.

"Miroku." She moaned rubbing his back. He kissed her lips rubbing her breasts.

The door bell rang. Miroku sighed deeply and got off Sango.

"Who the hell is that?" He growled. Sango sat up fixing her clothes. He went to the door and sighed deeply crossing his arms.

"We didn't interrupt anything did we?" Kouga asked.

"We were going to call but then we decided to just roll up on you." Bankotsu replied.

"And we thought now would be a great time since Sango told Kagome you were picking her up before we got here." Inuyasha added. Kagome looked at Miroku.

"I had no idea they were going to do that. If I knew I swear I wouldn't have told Inuyasha." She said to Miroku.

"Kagome, you just saved them from getting the door slammed in their faces. Then again." He pulled Kagome in and slammed the door. "I can have a threesome." He laughed out. Sango came out the living room.

"Hey Kags, what's going on?" She asked. Inuyasha opened the door and pushed Miroku out the way.

"Nothing, you're boyfriend is being a dildo." He said.

"Where's the cake?" Bankotsu asked looking around.

"My Mom went out to get it." He replied locking the door behind his friends. "You guys came together?"

"Of course, those broke fools ain't got a car. I couldn't even have a nice car ride with just me and my girl." Inuyasha shook his head.

"We made the car ride fun and you know it. Right Kagome?" Bankotsu asked her. She began laughing.

"It was interesting." She stated.

Miroku shook his head as they all entered the living room.

"What are we eating for dinner?" Kouga asked rubbing his stomach. Miroku sat on the couch.

"Heros." He replied.

"Where is your Mom I wanna hi to her?" Bankotsu smiled. Inuyasha, Kouga, Sango and Kagome all laughed.

"Don't fucking start." He snapped.

It wasn't long before his mother returned. She had Sango and Kagome help her in the kitchen as they prepared the food.

Inuyasha, Bankotsu and Kouga followed Miroku into the kitchen. Bankotsu ran over to Misako and hugged her.

"How are you Misako-Chan?" He asked.

"I'm fine honey, how are you?"

"Great." He smiled widely. She giggled.

"You boys grew so much. You're all men now."

"I'm all man, I'll be legal in March." Bankotsu told her. Miroku sucked his teeth and jumped between him and his mother. She laughed and took her coat off instantly three pairs of eyes stuck to her.

She had on a black skirt that stopped a little before her knees, with a white button up shirt with a pink belt around her waist and black knee high boots. Inuyasha shook his head he had Kagome but he couldn't help it. Miroku's mother was gorgeous.

Sango rolled her eyes and turned to Kagome.

"Every guy's fantasy." She mumbled making Kagome laugh.

"So let's eat guys. I'm so hungry and we can talk." Misako said as she began handing out plates.

There was another knock on the door. Miroku raised his eyebrow looking at the door.

"Who's that?"

"I'll get it." Misako said walking to the door. Miroku shrugged his shoulders.

Shortly Misako entered the kitchen with a tall handsome bald guy. Sango and Kagome stared at him slack jawed. Inuyasha raised his eyebrow at Kagome before looking at back at the guy. Miroku didn't like the look Sango gave him and looked at his mother.

"Who's that?" He asked. Misako smiled widely.

"Miroku, this is Kido Akiyama. Akiyama this is my son Miroku today he's eighteen years old." She introduced the two. Akiyama held his hand out towards the teen. Miroku stared at his hand before shaking it.

"It's nice to finally meet you Miroku." He said. Miroku slowly nodded his head and looked at his mother.

"It's funny how Akiyama hears about me but I hear nothing about him."

"I know what you're thinking Miroku but I didn't tell you for a reason. I just wanted to feel him out and see if I liked him and I do I like Akiyama a lot and I wanted him to meet you because you're special to me." She explained to him. He looked down and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"I'll be back." He walked out the kitchen. It was obvious he wasn't happy about it.

"Maybe I should I leave." Akiyama told Misako. She shook her head no.

"No, just stay here, I'll go talk to him. Oh by the way these are his friends from high school, Inuyasha, Bankotsu, Kouga, Kagome is Inuyasha's girlfriend and Sango is Miroku's girlfriend. So you guys can go head and eat if you want. I'll be right back." She quickly left out the kitchen and it became awkwardly silent.

Bankotsu grabbed a hero and a plate.

"So, Misako-Chan didn't leave us in an awkward situation." He said suddenly. Kagome and Sango looked at him in shock while Inuyasha shook his head. Kouga nudged him.

"Urase."

Misako went upstairs and found Miroku sitting on bed staring at the wall. She walked to the door frame.

"Can I come in?" She asked softly. He shrugged.

"It's your house." He replied not looking at her. She sat next to him.

"Listen, Miroku, Akiyama is a great guy and I like him a lot that is why I wanted him to meet you on this day."

"How long you been dating him?"

"Six months." She whispered and looked down. His eyes widened and he looked at her.

"So for six months you went behind my back and dated this guy?"

"Miroku, why are you getting so angry for? I never went behind your back and besides I'm the parent I don't have to report to you every time I wanna date someone." She snapped. He scoffed and stood up.

"You're the parent huh? Now all of a sudden you wanna be a parent. When I call you Mom you freak out on me!! My friends think you're hot!!! What is wrong with that picture?! Yes I have friends who have pretty mothers but my friends think you're hot! You act like you're my age!!!!!"

"Miroku lower your voice please." She said standing up. He turned and looked at her. She looked up at him and looked down. "Listen, Miroku, I know I made a lot of stupid choices in my life but do you blame me? I had you when I saw fifteen years old, I was a baby myself and to this day I still don't wanna grow up. But…but…" She looked down and sighed. "I can't explain for my actions and you have ever right to be pissed at me. You've met so many men I've dated and they all screwed us in the end so I don't blame you. That's why I took my time with this one. I didn't meet him and throw him in your face right away. I dated him for a while and then decided to let you meet him. Gomen-nasi if I ruined your day." She looked down. Miroku sighed deeply and hugged his mother.

"Kaa-Chan, I don't hate you, I love you more than anything and I just wanna see you happy and I just want my friends to stop calling you hot." She looked at him and laughed.

"Gomen."

"But I can't be mad I did get my good looks from you after all." He rubbed his chin.

"You sure did, ok you can call me mom." She told him. He smiled.

"I think I like Nee-Chan better. It suits you or at least until you turn forty." They both giggled and she pinched his cheek. "So let me reintroduce myself to Akiyama."

They went into the kitchen only to find everyone laughing and eating. Bankotsu looked at them.

"We can't party without the birthday boy." He smiled. Miroku walked over to Akiyama and held his hand out.

"Let me reintroduce myself. I'm Miroku." The older man smiled and firmly shook his head.

"I'm Kido Akiyama." They both smiled. Misako sighed in relief. She was glad to see her son growing into a fine young man now all she had to was grow herself.