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Last chapter...:( This isn't my most well-loved fanfic, but it may be my favorite! and I have a lot, so that's saying something!

:) Enjoy!

July 6th, 1916

12:00

Disposition- Happy/I hate you

Dear Diary,

It has been two weeks since I started that bet with Havoc. I now have to grow a mustache. Or, as Havoc has taken to calling it , a MOOstache…I'm very close to punching Havoc in the face. For one, I just recently remembered that Havoc was discharged from the military forever ago. So, either he was reinstated and no one told me or someone's been letting him in! What the hell?

That odd phenomenon aside, you may be wondering why I have to grow a mustache when Havoc totally didn't get me a date with Hawkeye. Except, according to him, Falman, Fuery, Breda, Hawkeye (traitor), Armstrong, and probably Hughes' ghost, that he indirectly got me a date with Hawkeye by getting me a date with Armstrong (different one!), who beat me up and got it into my head that I needed to confess to Riza.

But! It's not all bad news! Havoc admitted it didn't go the way he thought it would and he shaved his head. Riza promised not to break up with me when the mustache grows in, and I'm allowed to shave it in a couple months (shudder….two whole months).

CRAP! What's Ed going to do when he sees the mustache! He's supposed to be visiting Central in a month! He and Al are going to laugh so much…

And then Grumman and Scar (or whatever his name is now) are coming to see me in two weeks…

This as a short diary, only seven entries. But I'm confident that when I'm Führer I'm going to look back at this Diary and laugh and smile (and cringe. Lots of cringing).

Maybe one day I'll let Riza read it. She'll probably smile and hit me and hopefully smile more.

Off to return to full manliness with the retirement of my diary,

Brigadier General Roy Mustang

Sorry the last chapter's so short, I just wanted to finish things off. Sorry to those who thought this would be really long. I would love to, but I already have a really long fanfic going, so I feel that I can't. Also, I'd like to tell you about the most awesome song. Look up This is War FMA Brotherhood AMV. AMAZING! gives my goosebumps every time! LOL And lastly, thank you to all my reveiwers and to Audburrito, who doesn't think she's worthy of the best award but is. :)

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