AN: Thank you, those of you who have reviewed my story. Oh, and I do not own Invader Zim (unfortunately) but I do own Amy. Please review! Enjoy!

Chapter 2 Zim's meeting.

Zim was deep in his base, working on his next evil plan. He almost had the serum ready when the tubes shattered.

"What's going on? Computer! Tell me what happened!" The computer didn't know what had caused the tubes to explode. Just then, Zim heard laughing and Amy materialized out of nowhere. "Computer, seize the human!" Amy just kept laughing as everything the copmputer threw at her went right through her.

"You'll never catch me!"

"You dare mock the mighty ZIM!"

"I'm here to offer you help."

"Help? Zim needs no help from a human!"

"First things first, I'm not human anymore. I'm the ghost of a dead human. I wish to help you capture Dib."

"You want to help me capture the Dib monkey?"

"That's what I said. But there's a price. I wish to watch when you torture him."

"Well, I don't see why not and since I can't make you go away it appears I haven't really got a choice anyways."

"Smart. I could have always fulfilled my promise to Dib and delivered you to him. Can I meet your robot?"

"You want to meet GIR?"

"Yeah!"

"Why?"

"I wish to see what capabilities he has. Is that a problem?"

"O.k. GIR get in here!" Gir came in and stared at Amy.

"Who's she?" GIR was completely perplexed.

"I'm Amy. I'm a ghost." Amy wondered what kind of robot didn't seem to know anything and dressed like a dog that was green. (GIR is in his disguise) "So, you're GIR?"

"Yep! I like you." Gir looked at Amy like she was a cupcake.

"Is he supposed to be like this, Zim?"Amy looked at the crazy little robot. He seemed like he was kind of stupid.

"Unfortunately, this is how he always is. Well, there are times when he's serious but it doesn't last long." Zim looked at the robot. This was pathetic. He was NOT making a good impression on this Amy. "So, when can I expect you to deliver Dib to me, Amy?"

"Depends when Dib finishes his plan for infiltration of your base. Can you show me where all the non lethal traps are and the lethal traps? That way I know which traps are ok to steer him into."

"Of course right this way." Zim led Amy around his base showing her what traps would capture Dib and which would kill him if sprung.