Stewie tied up Brian and started jumping on top of him. "Tell me where the spare car keys are you slime bag."
"Why? Didn't Lois take the car to the market?"
"No you ignorant boob! She walked. Now tell me!" Stewie shouted.
"They're in Peter's underwear drawer," Brian admitted.
"Gross. You get them."
"You'll have to untie me."
"Good point. I'll get them myself."
Stewie reached into Peter's drawer and grabbed the keys. As he ran out the front door he yelled, "See ya." Stewie jumped in the car, turned the ignition, and drove off. He stopped in front of the Quahog Gun Shop.
He pulled a grenade out of his pocket. "Gotta make this shot count," Stewie said as he tossed the grenade into the store. As soon as it exploded he exited the car and walked into the burning gun shop. He came out with an A-K-47. "Now all that's left is to find Lois," Stewie said to himself.