By Jasmine Starlight
Full Summary: Yaoi/het. Neji/Sasu Sasuke's slightly mordant; Itachi just might be a sociopath. Maybe Gaara is from a broken home. Neji just may be in the closet. Maybe Naruto might be lonely. Maybe Kabuto needs someone to love. Maybe Kakashi might need someone to hold. Maybe Sakura might need real friends. Maybe Temari needs a reality check. Maybe Kankurou needs anger management. Maybe Jiraiya needs Tsunade. Maybe Orochimaru needs them both. Maybe Hinata needs freedom. Maybe Kiba might need acceptance. Maybe Ino needs confidence. Maybe Tenten needs medication. Perhaps Shikamaru needs love. Shino, quite possibly could need companionship. Maybe Tayuya is hiding behind her personality. Maybe Haku fears rejection. Maybe Kimimaro desires friendship. Maybe Lee is crying out for attention. Maybe Obito needs compassion.
Most of these pairings seem to be turning out in the yaoi direction. Bah.
Pairings:…Neji/Sasu…Kimimaro/Haku…Obito/Kakashi eventual…Itachi/Kakashi…then Itachi/Kabuto…perhaps Tenten/Kankurou…Naruto/Gaara…Orochimaru/Jiraiya/Tsunade…not sure about that one. Open to suggestions. I'm thinking of doing Ino/Shikamaru/Temari…but whatever works for you guys man…Kiba/Ukon! Zaku/Kin…Hinata/Shino…Eventual Ino/Chouji. Tayuya/Lee. Dosu/Kidoumaru…Zabuza/Haku…then…Zabuza/Kisame! Shisui/Sakon!
How much more angst should I subject Neji to before he should get together with Sasuke?
Fwah!
CHAPTER SEVEN
RIPPLE
"So here I sit looking at the traffic lights.
The red extinguishes the hope that the green ignites
I want to run away I want to ditch my life
Cause all of my mistakes keep me awake at night."
---Relient K; I So Hate Consequences
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Writing this project should be cake, some bullshit entries about the pressures of being popular, rich and handsome.
I think the last one might be debatable. Gasp. Did, I Uchiha Shisui write that? Do I doubt myself? Am I not omniscient? Omnipotent? Aren't I a god?
Maybe I went slightly overboard with those last few sentences. I have a slight tendency of doing that. It's not like anyone else is supposed to read this.
Or maybe they will and I won't know about it, ignorance is bliss.
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"Why do I have to make a speech?" Shikamaru drawled lazily as he and Chouji made their way toward the Biology room, where Chouji had tricked Asuma-sensei into supervising them.
"It was your idea." Chouji recited dutifully as he lugged around a large duffel bag filled with food.
"…seems like too much work now."
Chouji sighed, "But now you have something that will fool colleges into wanting to accept you." Temari said as she caught up with them.
"Are you lost?" Shikamaru asked lazily.
"No." Temari said banally as she fiddled with her skirt.
"Coming to our club meeting, then?" Chouji asked as Temari opened a door for him.
"—holy shit, Chouji how much food did you bring?" Naruto asked in awe as he poured over the contents of the bag.
"Bare essentials." Chouji said sheepishly.
"So much ramen!" Naruto exclaimed, hugging beef ramen to his chest.
"Don't have an orgasm." Sasuke said darkly.
"Like you even know what an orgasm is!"
"And of course you, Uzumaki Naruto, wanton porn star, know?"
Gaara's face twitched oddly as the insults between Naruto and Sasuke got odder and odder.
"Vietnamese drag queen." (1)
"Stop bringing Big Bird into this. Must you always include me in your obsession with Sesame Street?" (2)
"I am not obsessed with Sesame Street, you giant douche!"
"You watched it until we were in the sixth grade, you turdsandwich." (3)
"So! You're a Cartman wannabe!" (4)
"Yu-Gi-Oh aficionado!" (5)
"Super Saiyan!"
"KAMEHAMEHA cocksucker!" (6)
"Pokémon master!"
"At least I got past the Joto league!"
"So what if my Squirtle wouldn't evolve? Maybe he was happy like that!" (7)
"Sailor Scout!"
"Am not!"
"You wanted to be Sailor Uranus!"
"I thought she was a man!"
"What? The skirt didn't clue you in? Or the lesbian make out scenes with Sailor Neptune?" (8)
Temari raised her eyebrows; Chouji began arranging the sandwiches by type of meat.
Shikamaru frowned and pushed a beaker off a nearby desk, the resounding shower of glass caused silence, "Shut up. If you want to insult each other, that's great and I don't care. But settle it or leave."
Chouji scuttled over and whispered something in Shikamaru's ear, "Scratch that, we need your membership, so leave and come back."
"Clean that up!" Asuma said, obscured by a cloud of smoke in the back of the classroom.
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I have pink hair and green eyes.
I look like a freaking flower, which is fine, if you're five. Now it just looks like a cotton candy factory exploded on my head. I don't think anyone has thought of that joke yet.
But they will.
Maybe this journal can be something useful to someone with hair like mine in twenty years. Then again, I'm not sure how people are born with this color hair.
Will people have hair like mine is twenty years?
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Currently my school life is overshadowed by the crippling guilt I feel after what I did to Sasuke.
Which I shouldn't be feeling, because I didn't do anything wrong.
Nope.
It works out for the better because I'm not gay. Not even a little bit. I like girls. Like Sakura, who is very pretty and nice and has a 3.75 GPA. And the best part of all: she doesn't have a penis. Or unruly black hair that's surprisingly soft, and pale skin and dark, dark, eyes that just bore holes into you.
Yep. Not gay at all.
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Hinata knows I like her right? RIGHT? PLEASE GOD TELL ME SHE LIKES ME! Why can't she like me? I've always been there. Wherever there is, I've been there.
But nooo, she has to absolutely like people who are GAY! Like NARUTO! Why can't she like me, HUH?
Shoot me, please.
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"Shino-kun, have you seen Kiba-kun?" Hinata asked absently as she waited for Shino to retrieve his books from his locker.
Shino's face twisted into a scowl, "No." he said darkly.
"O-okay." Hinata said quietly.
Shino said nothing as he quickly sprinted away.
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MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
I'm in a weirdly good mood. Maybe it's because I've found another gaytard like myself. Literally and figuratively.
Things don't suck that much anymore, well they still suck but it doesn't bother me so much. Or maybe it does and I'm too stupid to realize it.
I still have to fix the problem that is Shino's absolute refusal to talk to me without scowling and doing something angsty, like he is wont to do.
Honestly, how many times can you kick a locker before you break a toe? It might have something to do with the fact that Hinata thinks she likes me, which she doesn't. She is just using me as a substitute for her mixed up feelings for Naruto, who might I add is a blithering idiot.
But at least she doesn't like someone Shikamaru because that would be exceedingly troublesome.
Must I fix everything? But telling Hinata should do it, because then she'll go "P-pardon me?" and then I'll be like "Blah—go out with Shino—blah—you don't like me—big word—blah—Shino has eyes behind his glasses—blah." Then she'll be like "OMG—thank you—blah."
Now if only I could find a way to be seme…§§§§§§§§§§§
I have been rather remiss about this journal as of late, maybe because I've been focusing on some semblance of a social life. I have a place where people understand and don't judge me.
Ironically, I'd probably snub these people if I were to ever meet them in real life. That's what makes online chatting so interesting. Usually it'd be only me and RedAsBlood0966 but last time we stumbled across a newbie.
Pearleyedgirl87. I'm pretty sure I know who she is, but I will not confirm it because it will completely ruin the whole point of the chat room. God I hate pretending, pretending to my friends, to my teachers, and to my family. Or lack thereof.Maybe one day when I finally grow a pair of balls and kill myself the people around me will notice how entirely screwed up I am.
Or could I possibly waiting for someone else to notice how fucked up I am? How can I even explain that?
Let's think rationally, I am completely and totally infatuated with UCHIHA ITACHI. Why did I just capitalize his name? What next? Am I going to write Mrs. Uchiha Itachi all over my notebooks with little hearts and sparkles?
Kami, I really am a fairy.
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Chat room SUCK ON THAT has been openedDeathisNoESCAPE:…How's everybody been?
RedAsBlood09666: Screw you.Pearleyedgirl87:…alright.
DeathisNoESCAPE: Anything exceptional shitty happen yet?
RedAsBlood09666: my father still hates me.
Pearleyedgirl87: Ditto.
DeathisNoESCAPE: Stop whining you stupid bitches.
Pearleyedgirl87: You're the bitch. :D
RedAsBlood09666: Zing.
DeathisNoESCAPE: Fuck off.
RedAsBlood09666: Fine, be that way.
DeathisNoESCAPE: I am that way.
Pearleyedgirl87: Children? Do I have to give you a time-out?
RedAsBlood09666: Teacher! I didn't do my homework. I've been a naughty boy…punish me!
Pearleyedgirl87: X-X
DeathisNoESCAPE: I think you just killed her.
Pearleyedgirl87: Pervert!
RedAsBlood09666: Prude!
Pearleyedgirl87:…
RedAsBlood09666: So you admit it!
Pearleyedgirl87: What's wrong with being a prude? T-T
DeathisNoESCAPE: You really need to ask:P
Pearleyedgirl87:...shut up.
DeathisNoESCAPE: Moving on…
RedAsBlood09666: Moving on to what? Did you finally get off your ass and do something?
Pearleyedgirl87: Like what?
RedAsBlood09666: I don't know. Something. Or somebody.
Pearleyedgirl87:…oh.
DeathisNoESCAPE:…if you are quite done now?
RedAsBlood09666:…never.
DeathisNoESCAPE: fuck off.
Pearleyedgirl87: I thought you had something to say?
DeathisNoESCAPE: Obviously I'm not going to tell you now.
Pearleyedgirl87:…but I'm curious!
DeathisNoESCAPE: Curiosity killed the cat.
RedAsBlood09666: Curiosity was framed.
DeathisNoESCAPE: Same dif. And I'm still not telling you.
END
VH1's nationality for Big Bird
Belongs to Sesame Street
Belongs to South Park
See (3)
Bandai
DBZ
Bandai again.
Belongs to Sunrise and Cloverway and yes in the Japanese version I believe that there were some lesbian scenes.
Chibi Crysti- Ah…friend
Bitenshi- Cool.
Tidal rabbit- Thanks.
Deathfire1334- Well, perhaps next chapter. I also have Gaara/Naruto in my other fic Teenage Wasteland even though the predominant couple is Sasuke/Hinata.
Riikaa- ……interesting
The Caged Bird- I try to keep everything realistic.
Kumori-hime- Heh.
KuraResa- Fuzzies! I love it when you review! Yay! 2 reviews!
Foxtail-inferno- I haven't started your challenge fic…T-T