Summon talking
Jutsu's or talking with hate
EXTREMELY PISSED OR MAD
Change in location or a big time gap
'Thinking'
Reading
Summery: this story is a challenge given by acepro Evolution. There is a link on my profile to his profile for details on the challenge. Naruto gets beat on his birthday and unlock a bloodline thought to have been only known to Hashirama, he then finds out that he has an obasan, itoko. Due to the type of story it is there will be a harem, but the main girls will be Hinata and Funu an OC. The only girl on girl that will be in this story is between Anko/Kurenai and Rin/Konan the rest will have a sisterly bond, except Hinata and Funu who will be more rivals. Also I do take suggestions and requests on things you think might add to the story.
Heir of the three clans: Hyuuga, Senju, and Uchiha
Fun in Nami no Kuni
"So that's my history" Funu said looking down.
"I didn't mean to make you relive that" Naruto said.
"Its fine, it actually feel good to tell someone" Funu said.
"So you get your style from teme's kaasan, I still find that hard to believe, I mean he is such a.......teme" Naruto said.
"I know, sometimes I think the doctors switched him at birth" Funu laughed.
"Well anyway thanks for sharing your past with me, even though you didn't have to" Naruto said.
"Its fine Naruto" Funu said.
A few hours later they was walking through Nami no Kuni when Naruto threw a kunai into some bushes, and Funu had a kunai in her hand. Naruto ran into the bushes but only found a white rabbit, he frowned for a minute then shrugged holding the scared animal, "Haku would love this" he said.
"Naruto no baka now is not the time to get gifts for your fangirls" Sakura yelled.
"Are you serious calling someone a fangirl, your head is so far up teme's uncleaned ass that you breath threw his mouth" Naruto said.
"They used a substitution" Funu said.
"Yea but who was there they must be at least jounin because I know I'm faster than most chuunin's" Naruto said.
"I agree with you they must...get down" Funu yelled all of a sudden as she, Naruto, and Kakashi who pulled Tazuna fell to the ground. Sasuke and Sakura barely dropped in time
"I see you have good senses to notice me" the person said.
"Why damn mister your clever almost hit me and my new rabbit, which by the way you scared" Naruto said.
The man chuckled, "so that's where my rabbit is, thanks for finding it can I have it back" he asked..
"Nope finders keepers" Naruto said holding the rabbit away from the man.
"Naruto now is not the time for your jokes" Kakashi said.
"What just because Zabuza is here don't mean I can't have fun, life of a shinobi is to short to be a stuck up prick" Naruto said.
Funu finally started laughing which she was trying to hold in, "man your so.....you said......then you held it away....." she couldn't even get her words out through her laughter.
"Your a hazard to fluffy's life Zabuza, can you hold your attack so I can seal her in a scroll" Naruto asked and pulled out a scroll and ink and started to make a seal for the rabbit.
"You named the rabbit after 10 minutes" Funu asked.
"Well yeah it she can't be nameless can she" Naruto asked.
"Naruto no baka what makes you so sure its a girl" Sakura yelled.
Naruto looked at the pink pain in his ass, "well unless your blind, deaf, retarded, and have a problem with your own sexuality its pretty damn hard not to notice its a girl" he said holding the rabbit up so she could see the female part of the rabbit.
"I waited long enough, time to kill the old man" Zabuza said.
Naruto put the scroll in his pack, "cyclops I am not at his level so your going to have to take him.....if you can that is" he said dropping back next to Funu in a defensive position.
A few minutes later Kakashi was caught in Zabuza's bubble prison yelling at them to run back to the village. Naruto unsealed his gunblade, "anyone have a plan" he asked.
They all thought, "we need to free Kakashi-sensei" Sakura stated.
"Holy shit that's freaking brilliant why didn't anyone else think of that, how long did it take you to figure that out" Naruto asked sarcastically.
"Naruto now is not the time" Funu said while thinking, "got it, teme do you have those large shuriken" she asked Sasuke.
"Yes why" he asked.
"Because" she then told them the plan.
Naruto summoned a bunch of clones and sent them all at Zabuza. Then Sasuke jumped and threw his large shuriken at Zabuza who easily jumped over it, "your going to have to do better than that" he said. He then saw the second in its shadow "shit, you bastards" he said bringing his clever to block it.
The one behind him popped, "back here idiot" Naruto yelled running across the ocean towards him gunblade ready. Zabuza brought his clever around ready to strike Naruto, "now Funu" he yelled.
The other large shuriken went pop and Funu was running at him from the front with Naruto from the back, "damn brats" he then pulled his hand out of the bubble and used a kunai to block the bo staff and his clever to block the gunblade. Kakashi kicked him in the back sending him flying, "dammit" Zabuza yelled.
"Good work Funu now leave this to me" Kakashi then went through some hand signs.
"Why the hell do you insist on not giving me credit for my skills" Naruto yelled in frustration.
"Naruto don't let the pervert we have for a sensei get to you" Funu said walking back to shore with Naruto.
Just as Kakashi was about to kill Zabuza he was kicked and Zabuza was gone with whoever kicked him. Naruto shook his head at him, "that's what he gets" he mumbled to Funu.
The genin's, mainly Funu and Naruto, dragged Kakashi to Tazuna house and was greeted by his daughter Tsunami, "thank you for keeping my otousan safe" she said.
"Don't worry miss I would have came alone with him if I had to" Naruto said.
"Yea and got yourself killed" Sasuke mumbled.
"Lick Sakura's unwiped ass teme" Naruto said.
"Naruto don't ever put an image like that in my head again" Funu said.
"Sorry but your relative is an arrogant prick and he pisses me off" Naruto said.
"I know that, he is my relative remember" Funu said.
"So what do we do now" Naruto asked.
"Fight me" Sasuke said.
"Fight yourself" Naruto said turning to Tsunami, "is there anything you need help with around the house, I can catch fish or cut tree for warmth for next winter if you want" Naruto said.
"How sweet of you, but if you don't mind I don't have enough food for everyone it would be nice if you went to the market and get whatever you can" she said.
"Sure anything to help" he said, "and get away from those two" he mumbled.
"Funu fight me" Sasuke said.
"Why don't you practice safe sex and go fuck yourself, I'm going with Uzumaki we don't know what enemies are here" Funu said walking out the door behind him.
The two started to walk around the village and noticed how poor it was, "what the hell, we can't eat this stuff" Naruto said.
"Its all that they have Naruto and stop being so loud if your going to talk bad, others can hear you" Funu said.
"I wonder how it got this bad, I was here 2 years ago before I came back to Konoha and it wasn't this bad" Naruto said.
"Must be that Gato guy" Funu said.
"I have an idea follow me" Naruto said and ran back to the house, "make sure no one is watching, I'm going to grow them some vegetables then we can go catch some fish" he said.
"Ok" kage bushin no jutsu she created 3 clones and sent them to watch Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi, "our teammates are in the house nowhere near the window" she said.
Mokuton: vegetable grow no jutsu he said. He put his hands on the ground and pushed his chakra through the ground, in the space all around them all different kinds of vegetables grew, "I'm going do some fruit now" he told Funu.
"Ok you are still clear to do it" Funu replied.
Naruto went to another part of the yard, Mokuton: fruit grow no jutsu he said. All types of fruit bushes and trees grew. He got up and went through more hand signs, Mokuton: fenced off no jutsu a large fence grew around the yard going from the pier by the ocean all the way to the house, "there no one will be able to get into their yard unless they use the ocean or from the house" he said.
"That was a nice thing you did" Funu said.
Naruto shrugged, "when you grow up like I did you do anything you can to help others" he said.
"Now we need to get the food in the house without being noticed" Funu said.
"Well if I'm sensing right they are in the living room we can run in the back door and then out the front door then come back in" Naruto suggested.
"Ok lets get going" Funu said.
Once they re-returned to the house they called Tsunami who was pleasantly surprised by the fruits, vegetables, and fish they had, "how did you get all this, the best I can ever get is almost old food" she asked.
"You have to promise not to tell anyone how we got it" Naruto said.
"I promise, tell me please I can't keep feeding my son this stuff" Tsunami said in desperation.
"Just tell her" Funu said before Naruto could say anything else.
"Well I can use Mokuton jutsu's to grow trees and with more concentration and chakra plants, so I used this ability to grow you a garden, you have vegetables and fruit growing in your yard, as long as they stay watered you will always have food" Naruto said.
Tsunami looked in her yard and almost squealed, "thank you so much Naruto" she hugged and kissed him a few times on the cheek. She then hugged fun just as tightly but didn't kiss her, "thank you so much Funu you may have saved my family" she said.
"Its was our pleasure, anytime you need something send word to Konoha for an Uzumaki, Senju, or Funu and we will come help you" Funu said.
That night at dinner Tazuna and Inari was surprised at the freshness and tastiness of the food and got curious, "mom where did you get this food from its so good" Inari asked.
Tsunami could keep the giddiness and squeal out of her voice but knew her promise, "Naruto and Funu intercepted a cart of vegetables, fruit, and fish going to Gato and killed the samurai and took the food for us son" she easily lied with all the happiness in the world.
"Thank you two, you kept my grandpa safe and got us good food, if there is anything I can do to thank you then let me know" Inari said.
"Just don't give up faith in your country as long as you believe things will turn around" Naruto said.
"And always look after your kaasan and show her your love as much as possible, you never know when you wont have her no more" Funu said.
Kakashi slowly came down the steps, "I knew I smelled something delicious" he said.
"You can thank those two, they caught a shipment of food headed to Gato and brought it here as payment for letting you all stay here" Tsunami lied again.
Kakashi eyed the two, "is that so, then a good job is in order" he said.
"Finally I get some freaking recognition on this damn team" Naruto said.
Kakashi sat down and Tsunami brought him some food, "now I will be out of commission for a few days, so while I'm out I want you 4 to learn tree walking and water walking" he said.
"I already know both of those" Naruto spoke up.
"Then help the other three" Kakashi said.
"I know them too" Funu said.
"Then lady Uchiha you help Sakura and help her with taijutsu and increasing her chakra reserve please" Kakashi said.
"Ok I will help her but only if she don't drop that Sasuke-kun crap while I'm helping her, the last thing I need is to hear her fawn over my teme cousin during personal training" Funu said.
"She wont, Naruto you help Sasuke with tree walking and then teach him some jutsu's that Jiraiya-sama taught you" Kakashi demanded.
"The hell I will, the best he gets from is a kick in the rear while falling out of a paper plane" Naruto said.
"Paper plane" Funu asked.
"Oh I'll show you later, its a jutsu my kaasan taught me" Naruto said.
"Naruto you will teach Sasuke some jutsu's" Kakashi said.
"Yea when you teach me that Resengan copy Chidori of yours" Naruto said.
"Your not skilled enough to learn that" Kakashi said.
"And he is not skilled enough to learn any of my jutsu's" Naruto said.
"Naruto this is not a request it is a demand" Kakashi said.
"Miss Tsunami can I be excused" Naruto asked his host.
"Sure Naruto make sure to be back in time for a good night sleep" she said.
"I will" Naruto got up and walked out the room not sparing another look at Kakashi. He took his plate to the kitchen and walked back and out the front door not saying anything but smiling at Tsunami.
Funu looked at her team, "can I be excused" she asked Tsunami.
"Sure" she replied.
"I'll make sure he is safe" and took her plate to the kitchen and ran after Naruto, "hey slow down" she said once she caught up.
"Funu why are you out here" he asked.
She shrugged, "you think I want to be stuck in there with an arrogant cousin, fangirl, and a sensei who is clearly playing favorites with Sasuke, he even treat him better than he treats my and I'm the freaking heir to the clan" she said.
"Right well want to see that jutsu I told you I would show you" he asked.
"Yes please" she said.
"Its another bloodline, from my kaasan side of the family" he told her. Kami Origami: paper plane he said going through hand signs, a large piece of paper came out of the ground and formed into a airplane, "the girls at home love this technique they always have me take them on rides over villages with it" he said.
"Can we go for a ride" she asked.
"Sure" he helped her up on the paper plane, "careful, and don't make and sudden moves, once its in the air its not as strong, and if I use Kyuubi's chakra it wont fly as fast" Naruto told her and jumped behind her.
"Ok I'm ready" she said.
Naruto used his Fuuton element and propelled the plane into the air and over Nami no Kuni. As they flew over the country Funu noticed something, "Naruto look I think I found Gato's hideout" she said pointing to the large building with a ton of samurais.
"I think you did, should we tell our team" Naruto asked.
"We can when we get back, but now I want to find that lion scroll your dragon said was here" Funu said.
Naruto landed on the ground and jumped out, tajuu kage bushin no jutsu he said. 200 clones puffed into the area, "ok go find that lion summoning scroll leave no rock unturned no building unsearched, and a 1 of you go to Gato's place we saw and look around for useful information" he said.
Kage bushin no jutsu 20 clones appeared in the area, "you help look for the scroll, and one of you go to Gato's and look for information" Funu said. She then thought, "wait I need another one to train, I haven't been able to get any in today" she said.
"One of you go train with her" Naruto said. They got back on the paper plane and started to fly over the country. They saw how poor Gato was making the place and both wanted to go and blow the building that Gato was in right now.
"Hey Naruto maybe we should find out who was helping Zabuza so we can be prepared" Funu said.
They flew around the country looking for any clues as to where Zabuza was or who was helping him. Eventually the found a suspicious house that was to far out of the way and sent a clone there. Naruto looked at his watch, "we better get back or Tsunami might worry" he said.
Funu laughed, "we are ninjas and we are worried about a civilian who we are protecting worrying about us" she laughed again. Naruto laughed also thinking it was kind of ironic. He landed the plane out of eye sight of the house, "why did you land so far away" she asked.
"I don't want Kakashi to try and demand I teach it to his precious Sasuke, not that I can anyway since its a bloodline but you know how the pervert is" Naruto answered.
"I got you" she said.
"How did he get the Sharingan, I thought only Uchiha's could have them" Naruto asked.
"Not true, only an Uchiha can use them to their full potential but its still just an eye and all eyes can be transplanted, which reminds me, if I somehow die, I want you to take one of my Sharingan's as a sign of our friendship" she said.
"Really you think of me as that much of a friend" Naruto asked.
Funu smiled, "your as good of a friend I would ever want" she told him.
Naruto went in his pack and pulled out a scroll, "Funu here" he took out a letter that was on a piece of yarn, "this is a sign of my friendship, as long as you have this we will always be friends and nothing can stop us from being friends" he said
"Thanks Naruto" she took the letter F and out it around her neck.
They walked in the house, "pervert we have something to report from our walk around the village" Naruto said.
Kakashi flipped the page of his book and read a few lines which really ticked Naruto and Funu off because this information could be life or death. He finally looked up, "what do you have to report" he asked as if he really didn't care.
"We found Gato's hide out, its not even on this island but a few miles off shore and its surrounded by samurai's" Naruto said.
"We also found Zabuza, he is further up on the island leading to Kiri, its the only house in the area so you can't miss it, he is with Kisame and a medic nin" Funu said.
Kakashi nodded, "good job Funu" he said, "can please close the door when you leave and sleep well" he said.
Naruto walked out of the room fuming at Kakashi now, "I can't believe that bastard didn't give me my credit again" he said angrily.
"I can't either" Funu said just as angry.
They walked into the living room a sat on the couch, Tsunami walked in from the kitchen with a few apples, "you shouldn't let him get to you so much, its obvious to me, and I'm just a civilian woman, that he shows favorites towards that other boy" she said handing a piece of fruit.
"But he have been giving my credit to teme since we became a team, if it wasn't for me talking up about the missions we was getting we wouldn't even be here now" Naruto complained.
"Hey I don't know how things work with you ninjas but us non ninja people have a saying, what goes around comes around, and I think that things will come and bit all three of them in the ass soon" Tsunami said.
"And I hope its by a rabid one legged ferret with no teeth" Naruto said. Tsunami and Funu looked at him then they ll started laughing.
The next day
Everyone was up eating breakfast which consisted of fresh pancakes that Tsunami made from the wheat she harvested from the garden Naruto grew her. He added specific things at her request so she can make more well rounded meals instead of just veggies and fruits, as Inari put it when he saw what they had in the fridge. As they ate Sasuke glared at Naruto the entire time, Naruto tried to ignore him like Tsunami suggested but this was started to be overboard, "teme what are you looking at, just so you know I don't flip sticks, I like swimming in the pond" he said.
It took them a few minutes to get what he was saying but when they did Tsunami, Funu, and Tazuna laughed. Kakashi had no reaction, Sasuke was seething, Inari didn't know what he was talking about and Sakura was jumping over the table at him, "Naruto no baka Sasuke is not gay" she yelled swinging at his head which he ducked under.
"How can you be to sure, I mean only, a gay as you said, would constantly refuse a girl who is literally throwing herself at him, no matter how useless she is as a kunoichi, or how pink her hair is, or flat her chest is" Naruto said.
"I'm not throwing myself at him and I haven't reached puberty yet" Sakura yelled.
"Then do tell, what do you call it so we all can get our vocabulary right" Naruto asked.
"I'm just supporting him" she said.
"By throwing yourself at him" Naruto asked.
"No by being there when he needs me" Sakura said.
"Even when he shows no interest in girls, I think I even caught him looking at my ass once, why do you think I never turn my back on him when he is near me" Naruto said with a smirk.
"Sasuke-kun is not gay, your the one who is gay Naruto no baka" Sasuke yelled.
"I happen to know for a fact that Naruto is not gay" Funu said with a small blush as she remembered Naruto 'poking' her just above her ass when went flying in his paper plane and knew it wasn't his hands because they was wrapped around her waist, Naruto also had a small blush as he remember that.
"Um Sakura can you get off my table before you have to eat your food on the floor" Tsunami said.
"Sorry miss Tsunami" Sakura said.
"I'm done, I'm going to get some training in before we have to watch jiji build his bridge" Naruto said leaving the house.
"I'll be ready in 30 minutes" Tazuna called after him.
"Funu can you help me in the kitchen" Tsunami asked.
"Sure" Funu walked in the kitchen with her plate, "whats up" she asked.
"How was your time with Naruto last night you two was gone for quite awhile" Tsunami asked.
"Well it was great" she replied. Funu then made sure no one was listening, "he has a bloodline that allows him to use Kami Origami also, he made this large airplane thing and we went flying over the country, it was so fun, I didn't want it to end" she said.
Tsunami smiled, "sounds romantic" she said. She then looked at Funu, "you like him don't you" she asked.
Funu actually blushed hard, "what makes you ask that" she asked.
"Aside from that blush, you have been finding reasons to be with him the entire time you was here I mean 'make sure he is safe' what is the worst he will have to deal with a few swordsmen, they are nothing compared to a shinobi who can make a full garden in 5 minutes" Tsunami said.
Funu sighed, "honestly I do, he just make me feel like a normal person, I'm not 'princess Funu' or 'Funu the heir to the Uchiha clan' or 'Funu the girl who was born with Madara's talent' with him I'm just Funu teammate and friend and he treats me like he treats his other friends even if we only knew each other for a few months, and honestly when we was flying in his paper plane and he had his arms around my waist protectively I felt as if that was where I belonged, like he was my knight in shiny orange armour" she said.
Tsunami nodded, "I remember that feeling when I fell in love with Inari's otousan, except the flying around in a giant paper plane of course, but you should talk to him about how you feel you don't want to be sending him mixed signals, and that's what your doing and he is getting confused by them" she said.
"You think I should, from what I understand he is dating this kunoichi named Hinata Hyuuga, and we are rivals I don't want to mess their relationship up" Funu said.
"I met him before a few years ago, and if I remember correctly Naruto was the heir to 3 clans and was able to have more than one wife if he wants, so yes I would suggest you talk to him before he closes off any chances and puts you in the friend only category" Tsunami said.
"Thanks Tsunami I'll go talk to him now" Funu said then hugged the older woman and ran out the house. Funu ran through the trees and found Naruto in a clearing with his shirt off sparing his clone. She took a deep breath and walked out, "you know training is better if you have an actual person with you, that way they can tell you the mistakes your making" she said.
"Yea but the only person I would spar with without the worry of them trying to steal my moves is you, and I needed to get away from you to think clearly" he said.
She nodded, "can we spar, I need to talk to you but I'm to distracted by my own thoughts, sparing will help get them straight" she said.
"Sure" Naruto said and dispelled his clones.
The two started sparing, five minutes into the spar Funu started, "I talked with Tsunami and she told me I was sending you mixed signals" she said.
"Yes, usually I can tell what a person wants but you I can't, sometimes I get the feeling you only want to be a friend, then others its like you hate me, then at times like last night I feel as if we really connected and you wanted more than just friendship, quite frankly Funu your a very confusing kunoichi" he said.
She smiled, "honestly I don't truly know what I want, but I know that I want to be with you, I like you Naruto and I am not sure when it started but last night I felt that when you had your arms around my waist in your paper plane that I was protected from everything in the world, you don't treat me like a princess or like I'm grandpa Madara's legacy, you treat me like Funu which is what I want to be treated like" she said.
"Imagine a direct descendent of Madara and a direct descendent of the Tobirama talking about becoming more than friends" Naruto said. They stopped sparing and looked at each other and laughed at the irony of it. After they stopped laughing they laid down with Funu resting her head on Naruto's chest. "we need to get back to our team before they come looking for us" Naruto said.
"Don't worry we can send them clones so we don't have to deal with their crap today, I personally want to go swimming" Funu said.
"But we have to go to the bridge with Tazuna" Naruto said.
"Which crosses the ocean Naruto we can still swim there" Funu said.
Back at Tsunami house Tazuna was finished getting dressed and walked into the living room, "where is Naruto and Funu they are supposed to come with me to the bridge" he asked.
The two named genin's ran into the house sweating, "we are here, sorry we got distracted by our spar" Naruto said.
Tsunami tossed Funu 2 apples and winked at her, Funu caught the two and gave one to Naruto, "here Naruto" she said giving him an apple.
"Well lets get going, that bridge ain't going to build itself" Tazuna said walking out the house.
They got to the bridge and both Funu and Naruto made a few kage bushin's. They then took off their clothes leaving Naruto in his boxers and Funu in her bra and panties. Naruto looked at her and blushed, 'she has the body type of Tsume its so sexy' he thought. Funu looked at him, "are you going to stare at my body or come swim with me" she then jumped in the water followed by Naruto.
2 weeks later
Naruto woke up late in the morning to Funu shaking him. She slowly sat up, "what time is it" he asked.
"Its 11 already, everyone else is at the bridge, Funu sent me to wake you" the clone said.
"What 11 why didn't they wake me" Naruto panicked.
"Because you over worked yourself training last night and Funu thought you needed the rest" the clone said.
Naruto swung his feet off the bed, "I'm going to shower" he said and walked out the room.
A few minutes later Naruto was walking down stairs, "well I'm off to the bridge" he said.
"Wait here eat some fruit on your way" Tsunami yelled from the kitchen.
"Ok thanks" Naruto replied.
"Hey Naruto leave a clone just encase Gato's men try something with Tazuna's family to get him to stop building the bridge" Funu said.
"Good idea" kage bushin no jutsu Naruto created one clone and went outside, Kami Origami: paper plane he said putting his hands on the ground creating a paper plane and jumping in it, soon he was taking off towards the bridge high up in the sky.
"Wow that's so cool" Inari yelled.
"Yes it is, but you can't tell anyone about that, after the mission is over we will create a clone to stay behind for a few hours to fly you and your kaasan around the country" Naruto's clone said.
"That would be nice" Tsunami said.
At the bridge Kakashi was fighting Zabuza while Sasuke and Funu was trying to fight Kisame. Sakura was guarding Tazuna. Kakashi was slowly getting the upper hand on Zabuza while Kisame was having the time of his life with Funu and Sasuke, Funu of course had her Sharingan active copying all his moves and jutsu's. They both was knocked back by Kisame as he swung his Samehada at them. He started to laugh, "is this the best that two Uchiha's can do, granted I wouldn't expect some genin's to beat me, but still" Kisame said.
"Shut up you over grown sushi" Funu said, Kisame just laughed.
Naruto was was now directly over the bridge and found Funu's chakra source. He jumped out of his plane and fell towards the ground extremely fast. He bit his thumb and swiped it across his seal grabbing his gunblade. He got closer and saw a blue figure looming walking towards Funu and Sasuke. He thought he saw Funu looked up at him because she attacked Kisame, but wasn't sure. Before he had another thought he slammed his gunblade on the ground cutting Kisame across his arm, but missed taking it off as he had intended. Kisame jumped back in surprise as he sensed Naruto at the last minute but dropped his Samehada in pain as his arm was cut, deeply by the blond, "you fucking bastard you will pay for that" he yelled.
"About time you got here Naruto" Funu said.
"Sorry for over sleeping" Naruto said.
"Don't be, if you was here from the start then we all would have been getting our ass kicked, this way we at least have a chance to fight him since he can only use one arm" Funu said.
"Why the hell is it so foggy" Naruto asked.
"Its a jutsu that Zabuza used" Funu said.
Naruto went through some hand signs, Fuuton: great breakthrough he said. The resulting wind blew the fog away making everything clear again.
"Looks like your only cover is gone Zabuza your life is next" Kakashi went through some hand signs, Chidori he used his Sharingan to freeze Zabuza while he plunged the attack into his heart.
"Dammit" Kisame grabbed his weapon and vanished in a burst of speed.
Gato and all his men came up to the bridge, "looks like shinobi's are useless" he said.
"Damn I don't have enough chakra to fight them" Kakashi cursed.
"Leave this to me" Naruto said stepping up, tajuu kage bushin no jutsu he yelled creating 500 clones, "you know what to do" he said. The clones all with gunblade in hand attacked the samurais. Naruto went and dragged Gato over, "what about him" Naruto asked.
Kakashi threw a kunai at Gato's head killing him, "what about him" he asked. Naruto shrugged and threw him back towards the other dead people, "Naruto burn Gato and his men then bury Zabuza" Kakashi ordered.
"What why do I have to do the grunt work" Naruto yelled.
"Because you didn't do anything else" Kakashi said.
"What about Sakura she didn't do anything, and I killed Gato's men" Naruto said.
"She protected Tazuna" Kakashi said.
"I'll help you Naruto" Funu offered and went to pull the bodies into one pile.
A few days later
Team 7 was standing in front of the newly built bridge, "we must thank you for helping us get this bridge finish, now we can start to bring money back to our country" Tazuna said.
"Otousan we need a name for the bridge" Tsunami said.
"The Super Cool Bridge Built By Tazuna" the old man replied.
"No" Tsunami said.
"The Awesome Bridge of Nami no Kuni" Tazuna asked.
"Try again" Tsunami said.
"How about The Awesome Naruto Uzumaki Bridge" Inari suggested.
"Yes I like it" Tazuna said.
"I agree its a perfect name" Tsunami said.
"Looks like you made a great impression on the country" Funu said. Naruto was speechless about the bridge being named after him.
"Well team time to get back to Konoha" Kakashi said and walked off.
Naruto and Funu stayed behind for a few seconds, tajuu kage bushin no jutsu Naruto said. Kage bushin no jutsu Funu said. Naruto created 200 clones while Funu created 20, "you know what to do" they both said and caught up with their team.
At Konoha's gate
Naruto and Funu got the information back from their clones and smiled, "it took longer to make a few farms and trees than I thought it would" Naruto said quietly.
"Yes, it also took awhile to teach the people how to fish and create flour from wheat, the only one who knew how to do it was Tsunami" Funu said.
"What are you two talking about" Kakashi asked.
"Nothing" they both said.
They arrived in the Hokage's office, "how was the mission" the third asked.
"Besides Naruto not following orders it was fine" Kakashi said.
"Not following orders" the third asked.
"I was injured and I told Naruto to help Sasuke with a few jutsu's that I have and he argued that he wasn't going to help Sasuke and went on about kicking him out of a paper airplane, whatever that is" Kakashi said.
"What you lie it wasn't anything like that, you tried to make me teach teme MY jutsu's that I worked hard to learn" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto be quiet until I give you permission to speak" the third aid.
"But jiji..." Naruto was cut off.
"Be quiet or I will be forced to call Konan, and she is in a pissed off mood right now" the third said. Naruto huffed and shut up, "now Kakashi I want a full report" the third said.
Kakashi told him the mission report, with a few alterations to make Sasuke look good and Naruto look like he was a waste of time, "so as you can see the only useful thing Naruto did was find some fresh food and locate where Gato hideout was" he finished.
"Is that all" the third asked.
"Yes" Kakashi replied.
"Ok your all dismissed, Naruto and Funu you two stay" he said. Once the other three was gone he addressed them, "I know Kakashi is showing favorites towards Sasuke and altered the mission report to make him look good, I had an ANBU, follow the team during the entire mission what he told me is why Konan is so pissed off, but more importantly you two must learn to deal with them if you want to succeed as ninjas because you can't advance in ranks if you are kicked off your team for insubordination, next time Kakashi request for any of you to show Sasuke a jutsu, tell him you can't because your jutsu's are clan only and don't make a scene with it" he told them.
"Ok" Naruto said.
"Good, now whats this paper plan Kakashi talked about" the third asked.
"Well jiji its a jutsu that kaasan taught me using our Kami Origami we can create a paper plane strong enough to fly up to 2 people, its a great way to transport injured people or just to fly around for fun" Naruto said with a smile.
"Is that so, you will have to show it to me one day" the third was interrupted by a knock on the door, "come in" he said.
Yuugao and her team came into the room, "we are back from our mission, oh I didn't know you was busy" she said seeing Naruto and Funu.
"Oh I'm not, we was just catching up and I learned an interesting fact about Naruto that I never knew" the third said.
"Oh, well the mission was a success, and Hinata expertly negotiated a treaty between Konoha and Kiri" Yuugao said.
"I must say Hinata your skills with political things is as good as if not surpassing your kaasan, you have a bright future as a diplomat" the third praised.
Hinata blushed slightly, "thank you Hokage-sama" she said.
"Well if that is everything you all can leave I have a lot of paperwork to do as you can see" the third said.
"Why don't you use kage bushin they will help greatly with your work" Naruto asked. The third just chuckled at the simple solution as everyone left.
"Hey Naruto want to come to my compound, I'm cooking lunch when I get there" Suteru asked.
"Really I'm hungry I would love to come, your cooking is so good" Naruto said excitedly while Yuugao laughed lightly. Naruto then thought about something, "wait I need to talk to Hina" he said.
Hinata looked at him confused then at Funu and back, "about what" she asked.
Naruto fidgeted, "can we talk in private" he asked.
"Ok" she led him down the hallway.
"Now Hina I want to ask..." he was cut off.
"I approve" she said.
"Huh" Naruto asked dumbfounded.
"You want to ask if you can bring Funu in on our family and since I'm the lead girl you need to ask me and she needs my approval and I approve of her" Hinata said.
"How did you know" Naruto asked.
Hinata smiled, "Naru-kun we have been best friends since before we can remember I know you better than you know yourself, and you only get this nervous when its about our family, it was the same thing with Kirei, Haku, and Riri even though she isn't officially in it yet, and Funu is a nice girl when you get to know her and she is strong mentally and physically, not to mention when I need to kick someones ass I wont have to go far to find her" she said.
"Your the best Hina" Naruto said hugging her and kissing her.
They caught up with her team, "so Uchiha are you coming with us" Hinata asked.
Funu met her eyes, "sure whatever Hyuuga" she said.
"Naru-kun don't forget to let Tsunade and Konan know, you know how they hate surprises like this" Hinata said.
At the Senju compound
Naruto and Funu walked into the Senju compound after leaving the Akimichi compound and Hinata explaining how things worked with their harem. Basically it was Hinata automatically gets the original Naruto when there are more than one girl around, unless Naruto was already with a girl then they could keep him, all girls first need to prove to Naruto that they like him for him and not his name or bloodlines, all girls need Hinata's approval, only the combined approval or denial of both Tsunade and Konan can overrule Hinata's decision on a girl, all girls called Naruto by the name Naru-kun to show everyone else that they was part of the family, all girls must have a summon or sign a summon contact before they are considered part of the family, all girls must be independent and not wait for Naruto to take care of them, and finally all girls are to treat each other like sisters, that didn't mean they couldn't have a friendly rivalry between them.
Funu nervously followed Naruto wondering if his kaasan and itoko would like her or deny her from being with Naruto. She blocked those thoughts out of her head and walked behind Naruto with the confidence that she would be accepted, "wait here Funu I have to make sure that they are not in a meeting" Naruto said and walked into the house. He looked around, "kaasan itoko" he called out.
"In the kitchen" Konan replied.
Naruto walked into the kitchen and saw Konan, Shizune, Tsunade, Anko, Kurenai, Rin, Kirei, Haku, and Riri sitting at the table, "whats going on" he asked.
"Nothing just bored" Riri replied.
"Oh" Naruto said.
"So did you want something Naru-chan" Konan asked.
"Oh yes well Hinata approved of someone and well you know" he said.
"Oh she did whats her name" Konan asked.
"Funu" Naruto whispered quietly.
"I didn't hear you Naru-chan" Konan said.
"Funu" Naruto said louder.
"The Uchiha girl" Tsunade asked.
"Yes" he replied.
"Why would Hinata approve of her, I thought they hated each other" Kirei asked.
"They don't hate each other, they are more of rivals, I can understand why she approved though they fight every time they see each other just like real sisters" Anko said.
"Well bring her in" Konan said. Naruto went to get Funu and brought into the kitchen, "so I finally meet the only sane member of Naru-chan team" Konan said.
"So why should I approve of you" Tsunade asked.
"Well honestly I didn't know I liked Naruto until our last mission in Nami no Kuni when Tsunami, who by the is very nice, told me I was sending him mixed signals, once I was able to clear my thoughts I found out that in fact I did like him more than the friend I thought of him as" Funu said.
"What made you realize you liked him though" Konan asked.
"Well every time sensei would demand Naruto to teach Sasuke a jutsu I would end up just as mad as Naruto was, then one day when Naruto left the house to clear his thought I ran after him without think and tried all I could to make him happy again, then he asked me if I wanted to see one of his jutsu's, the paper plane one, he flew me around and had his arms around my waist so protectively, yet in a gentle way also, that's when I knew I would do anything to get him to wrap his arms around me like that again, and to see his bright smile" Funu told them.
Tsunade nodded, "I'm actually surprised you told us all that, most girls would have tried to impress us by talking about how they can add to our clan to make it stronger and stuff like that" she said.
"Well I do want to be with someone who is strong and protect me, but I'm a kunoichi and I don't like bragging about my skills, besides there is nothing I can give your clan that will make it stronger, the Senju is historically one of the strongest clan, and the only clan to have 2 sub clans branching off from it, if anything you all can help me get stronger" Funu said.
Tsunade smiled, "I like you, you have my approval" she said.
Konan looked at Funu, "how do you feel about avenging you clan" she asked.
Funu had a distant look in her eyes, "well if I come across Itachi then I will fight him, but I wont waste my life seeking revenge" she said.
"Will you use my nephew for your revenge" Konan asked.
"Nephew I thought you was his kaasan" Funu asked.
"No his okaasan was my older sister, now answer my question" Konan said.
"If he wants to help then I wont stop him, but I also wont force him to help its completely up to him, like I said I'm not looking for revenge, I'm sure Itachi had more of a reason then just testing his power, also I really don't want revenge just to find out the truth" Funu said.
Konan looked at her for 10 long minutes. Funu got nervous under her gaze, "you have my approval" she finally said.
Funu smiled, "thank you, you wont regret your decision" she said.
"Now there are a few requirements you have to meet, first do you have a summon" Tsunade asked.
Summoning no jutsu Funu said and summoned a small lion, "Naruto helped me find the contract while we was in Nami no Kuni" she said.
"Ok second you will refer to Naru-chan as Naru-kun whether its out in public or in private" Konan said.
"Ok" Funu replied.
"Next Hina gets first choice of the original Naruto when he makes clones of himself for everyone" Tsunade said.
Funu nodded, "next you have to go through our family training program, which consist of learning you to use 20 different weapons, and 4 different taijutsu styles" Konan said.
"You must decide if you are to move into the Senju compound or stay at your apartment" Tsunade said.
"I want to live here if I can" Funu said quickly.
"Next since you are the heir to the Uchiha clan, I expect you to bring a copy of all the scrolls, jutsu and information scrolls, in the Uchiha compound here for your reference, and I expect you to have 2 Uchiha babies with my nephew by the time you turn 18, don't feel like we are being hard everyone has the same restrictions as you, even Hina his first original girlfriend, the three you see here already have met all the requirements except have 2 children" Konan said.
"Also you have to add your chakra and blood to all the seals in the compound, and you are not to go in another bedroom without the personal consent of who the room belong to" Tsunade said.
"Oh one more thing, in our library you will find different sections, Senju, Namikaze, Uzumaki, Hyuuga, Haku, Jiraiya, Rin, Riri, Kaguya, Mitarashi, Yugito, Yuuhi, Uzuki, and Naru-chan will add an Uchiha section later today, all sections with a name over it is off limits except to the family of that person, there is also a main section that is open to everyone with all types of jutsu's and scrolls for you to study, but if you are caught in a section that is off limits to you for any reason except the person whose section your in being there with you, well you don't want to know what will happen as every section has multiple traps and even I wont survive in those sections" Konan said.
Funu nodded her understanding, "so can Naru-kun go in other sections" she asked.
"No even Naru-chan is forbidden in a section that does not have his blood in the seal" Konan said.
"Just stay out any section that's not your and you will be save, also I suggest you write down a complete scroll for every jutsu you copy with your Sharingan so your kids can learn them" Tsunade said.
"That reminds me, your forbidden to use your Sharingan to copy and of our families jutsu's, the family includes Anko, Haku, Hinata, Jiraiya, Kirei, Kurenai, me, Naruto, Rin, Riri, Shizune, Tsunade, Yugito, and Yuugao" Konan said.
"Ok I have a question, you named Shizune on the family list but no on the forbidden library section why, and why aren't the Namikaze Senju and Uzumaki in one section if they are descendents of the Senju clan" Funu asked.
"Well Funu Shizune is part of the family but she chose not to make a forbidden section and just make her section the medic section since most of her jutsu's are in that field except a few element jutsu's she uses which are in the main section, as for your second question the Namikaze and Uzumaki are descendents of the Senju but we can't use each others jutsu's meaning the Senju can't use Kami Origami that the Uzumaki use neither can the Namikaze, and the Uzumaki and Namikaze can't use Mokuton jutsu's, and the Senju or Uzumaki can't use the seals that the Namikaze are famous for, Naru-chan is truly the only person able to use all three at the moment, just how you and Hinata are descendents of each other but you can't use each other clan specific jutsu's" Konan said.
"Now Funu here is an extra large scroll, it should be big enough to hold everything in the Uchiha compound you need to bring, once you come back Naru-chan will have your section completed and your bedroom will be marked with your name" Tsunade said handing her a huge scroll.
"Also you will see a section that has summoning scrolls in it you can put your lion contract in it so you wont have to keep carrying it around" Konan said.
A few weeks later
Funu read the scrolls for the different weapon styles she was supposed to learn with her 20 clones, each clone had a scroll for a different weapon cutting down the time it would take to learn them to just a few weeks. Surprising to everyone she got along well with Riri since they both had the same attitude. At the moment the two kunoichi's was in the Senju training grounds going over the last level for Funu then she would be finished learning how to use the 19 different weapons since she was already a level 5 master with the bo staff. Naruto walked up to them, "hey want to go flying with me" he asked.
"Sure Naru-kun I'm tired from training so much anyway" Riri said.
"Me to" Funu said.
Naruto made a clone and produced 2 paper airplanes, "which of us get the real Naru-kun" Riri asked.
"Lets flip a coin for it" Funu suggested.
"Fine" Riri said. And flipped a coin.
The four hopped in the 2 planes and they took off. They was flying over the village up high so no one could see them but close enough so they could see everything. Naruto flew them over the training ground to see if anyone was there and was surprised to find Kakashi training Sasuke. The 3 shinobi's plus the clone looked down on them train. Funu activated her Sharingan and copied the jutsu's that Kakashi was teaching Sasuke. Eventually Kakashi demonstrated the Chidori and Raikiri both which was copied by Funu, "hey lets go back to the compound, I want to try something" Funu said after she measured how Kakashi was using his chakra. Naruto flew them back to the compound and Funu immediately got off the plane and went through some hand signs. The first 2 tries nothing but small sparks came out. On her third try she put as much chakra as she could in it, Chidori she yelled. The jutsu worked properly and was so loud Naruto and Riri covered their ears and Konan and Yugito ran out the house to see what was happening. Funu then passed out from chakra depletion.
Naruto caught her before she hit the ground, "what the hell happened" Konan asked.
"We was flying over the village and found Kakashi training Sasuke and she copied his jutsu and wanted to see if she could do it" Naruto said.
"She will never be able to use it right unless she goes through Raiton training" Yugito said.
"I'll collect everyone so you can put them all through the training" Konan said.
"Sure, personally I think everyone should be trained to use any element" Yugito said.
"We might start that" Konan said.
2 months later
Suteru was walking around the village bored when she saw Naruto talking to the Konohamaru corps. She went over to them, "hello Naruto" she said.
"Hi Suteru want to play with us" Naruto said.
"What are you playing" Suteru asked.
"Ninja" Konohamaru said happily.
"I would love to play" Suteru said.
"How pathetic ninjas playing ninjas" they heard a females voice be hind them.
They turned around, "boss who is the flat chested, big forehead, pink haired, loud mouthed girl" Konohamaru asked.
"That would my teammate" Naruto said.
"I feel sorry if you have to deal with that" Moegi said.
"I feel sorry for myself, the only thing she does right is get in the way" Naruto said.
"Naruto she may be useless but its not nice to talk about people" Suteru nicely told him.
"Um I think she can still hear us" Udon pointed to the fuming pissed off Sakura marching over to them.
"No worries she wont dare touch me, my grandfather is the Hokage" Konohamaru said.
"Naruto no baka why are you corrupting those innocent kids and that poor Akimichi with your nonsense" she swung her fist at Naruto but was stopped by Suteru.
"Don't touch my friend you useless excuse for a kunoichi or I will put you in the hospital" Suteru threatened.
"Lets see you try" Sakura went through some hand signs, bushin no jutsu she said.
"People actually use that jutsu in a fight" Naruto asked.
Suteru was just as shocked by the useless jutsu, "go figure its the only one she can use with her pathetic chakra" she said. She then went through some hand signs, secret art: body expansion right arm and smacked all three Sakura's sending the real one flying back. Sakura tried to get up but was surrounded by Funu, Hinata, Kirei, Haku, Riri, and Suteru.
She looked at the girls, "what do you all want" she asked.
"Why do you always have to attack Naru-kun" Hinata asked.
"He is corrupting those kids and Suteru" Sakura yelled.
"I can't be corrupted unless I want to be" Suteru said.
"That's just Naruto no baka messing with your head" Sakura replied.
Funu smirked, "I'm going to love our spar later today in team training, its been awhile since I went all out on someone who is not a Hyuuga" she said looking evilly at Sakura.
Said girl gulped, "I have to go" she then tried to run pass Riri but was stopped by her outstretched arm, "be lucky Naru-kun and Funu needs you alive to take the chuunin exams or I would kill you where you stand" she said then moved away from the frightened girl.
"Wow boss these girls are way better looking than the pink haired wench" Konohamaru said.
"Konohamaru don't use that language" Naruto told him.
"Sorry, hey you all want to play ninja with us" Konohamaru asked.
"Ok" they all replied and started to play ninja. The Konohamaru corps surprised them at how good their team work was. Once they was finished playing they was about to go to a restaurant when Suteru offered to cook, "hey Suteru I have a recipe book can you cook something out of it" Naruto asked hopping around with hope.
Suteru smiled, "of course I can Naruto" she said.
"Yes Suteru is the best" Naruto cheered pulling out the scroll that had all his recipe books he collected in them.
After they ate the western food Suteru cook she thought about something, "Naruto you should take one of these books to Teuchi so he can add the food to his restaurant and get more business, he told me that besides me and you he don't get much business" she said.
"I will" Naruto said.
AN: I hope you like this chapter, i know alot of you was probably wishing for something bad to happen to Kakashi but he made a point to stay clear of Tsunade and Konan, but rest assured he will get whats coming to him. Don't forget to review....