Summon talking
Jutsu's or talking with hate
EXTREMELY PISSED OR MAD
Change in location or a big time gap
'Thinking'
Reading
Summery: this story is a challenge given by acepro Evolution. There is a link on my profile to his profile for details on the challenge. Naruto gets beat on his birthday and unlock a bloodline thought to have been only been known to Hashirama, he then finds out that he has an obasan, itoko. Due to the type of story it is there will be a harem, but the main girls will be Hinata and Funu an OC. The only girl on girl that will be in this story is between Anko/Kurenai and Rin/Konan the rest will have a sisterly bond, except Hinata and Funu who will be more rivals. Also I do take suggestions and requests on things you think might add to the story.
Heir of the three clans: Hyuuga, Senju, and Uchiha
Building a family
Riri and Naruto sat on the roof of the compound, "so let me get this straight, the flowers growing on your waist means you have become a women" Naruto asked in confusion, really her clan was confusing as hell.
Riri sighed, she explained this to everyone already yet Naruto couldn't understand it, "look you remember when ero-Jiraiya said that Zetsu had fly traps on his shoulders" she asked.
"Yea" Naruto responded.
"Well think of these flowers as the females version of those fly traps" Riri said.
"Oh, so will they stay there or can you remove them" Naruto asked.
"Well most kunoichi's remove them because they get in the way, I'm not sure yet" Riri said.
"Naruto Riri lunch is ready" Ayame yelled.
"Naruto, Hinata, and Funu we are leaving after this, we are being sent on an S ranked mission" Konan said.
"Really where" Naruto asked.
"Its a surprise" Konan said.
"How long" Hinata asked.
"Only 3 years" Konan said.
"What kind of mission lasts for 3 years" Funu asked.
"Its a surprise" Kushina said.
"Your going with us kaasan" Naruto asked.
"Yea, me, you, Hinata, Funu, and Konan" Kushina said.
"3 years, that means Naruto will not be here when our son is born" Ayame said.
"Unfortunately not" Kushina said.
"3 long years, I'm going to miss you two" Anko said picking Naruto and Hinata up and hugging them, they was really small after all.
"Anko put me down" Naruto yelled.
"Sure" Anko said then gave him a big kiss before dropping him.
"I can't believe I'm leaving again" Hinata said.
"I can't believe I'm going to be away from Funu for 3 years" Sateru said.
"I know, we never been apart for more than 2 weeks" Funu said hugging her best friend.
"Just know when you come back I'm going to finally beat you in a spar Funu" Sateru said.
"You can try" Funu laughed.
"Hey everyone Sasuke ran away from the village" Ino said running in the compound.
"What are we supposed to do" Kushina asked her.
"The Hokage wants everyone available to go look for him" Ino said.
"How many people is available" Tsunade asked.
"Not many most jounin's are out on a mission" Ino said.
"Um, Konan" Sateru called.
"What" Konan answered.
Sateru pointed to the door, "Funu already left" she said.
Everyone looked then dashed out the door after her.
(break)
Funu found Sasuke sitting on Madara's head she stopped in front of him, "took you long enough" he said.
"What the hell are you doing" Funu asked
"What does it look like, I was waiting, now lets go" Sasuke ordered.
"Who do you think your talking to, your going nowhere but back to the village, by force if necessary" Funu said.
Sasuke stood up and looked at her, "this village will not let us get strong enough to avenge the clan, Orochimaru will give us power" he said.
"Sasuke shut up" Funu said and attacked him.
Sasuke and Funu exchanged attacks at high speeds, 'lets stop these games and get serious so I can deliver you to Orochimaru" Sasuke said as he activated his cursed seal.
"Fine" Funu said she vanished and attacked with even greater speeds. Katon: great fire dragon she called out and blew out a dragon that went straight at sasuke.
Sasuke dropped of the edge of the waterfall down and under the lake below it. Funu followed him over landing on top of the lake, Chidori current Sasuke said and the jutsu released from his entire body except his hand. Funu was hit by the jutsu as Sasuke jumped out the water and punched her in the face then kicked her into a tree, "your no match for me" he said and turned to walk away.
Funu slowly got up, "you shouldn't turn your back on your opponent" she said, Rasengan bullet she added. Just as Sasuke turned around she hit him with a Rasengan followed by another from the other hand. She continued to assault him with Rasengan's until he was hit with 10 of them. She then appeared in front of him, Double Rasengan she called and hit him in the stomach knocking him in the air she jumped above him and hit him n the back with her other one knocking him unconscious. Just as she landed she almost fell over but caught herself, just to receive a hard punch to the jaw and a kick to the side sending her fly into a tree. The last thing she saw before she lost conscious was Kakashi running off with Sasuke over his shoulder. Kushina arrived at the spot and saw Funu unconscious by a tree, 'Sasuke couldn't have beat her until she was unconscious could he' she thought as she picked her up, 'it don't even look like a battle happened here, everything is the same' she added. Then she vanished with no trace but the wind that trailed her.
(break)
Funu woke up in the hospital 2 days later, "you finally woke up, what happened" Tsunade asked.
"I beat Sasuke up, Kakashi knocked me unconscious then took him" Funu told her.
"I see, Kushina didn't think Sasuke could beat you unconscious and still get away" Tsunade said.
"He only got lucky, that seal increased his power by a lot" Funu said.
(break)
Sasuke woke up and looked around, "where am I" he asked.
"I found you unconscious" he heard.
"Kakashi-sensei" he questioned.
"Yea, where was you headed before you became unconscious" he asked.
"To Orochimaru" Sasuke said.
"I see, I wont try and stop you, but give me 2 months to train you before you go" Kakashi asked.
"Fine 2 months and not a day more" Sasuke said.
"Good, get up we are going to the mountains to train, your two months start once you reach them so the faster you get there the faster you can get to Orochimaru" Kakashi said and walked out.
Sasuke finally made it up to the mountains two days later and was pissed that Kakashi left him, "what the hell was you thinking leaving me like that" he yelled.
Kakashi looked up from his book and noted that he finally made it, "took you long enough, what did you do fight a bear on your way, wait don't answer that, lets get started, by the time I'm done with you, your taijutsu is going to be perfect and your going to master every jutsu that you know and master your lighting element" Kakashi said then attacked with taijutsu, "no Sharingan" he added.
(break)
Kushina with Konan by the fire they made in an opening outside of Konoha. They sent Naruto, Hinata, and Funu off to find something for dinner, "so what do you think" Kushina asked.
"I saw we force them to master every element then work on combining elements" Konan said.
Kushna nodded, "we don't have to worry about taijutsu or weapons, but it never hurts to find a new taijutsu or weapon to master, not to mention its time to start the Uzumaki training" she said.
"Training in the mountains, I forgot about that, we should spend most of the training time in the mountains and only come out to stay current on news and to get food" Konan said.
"I was thinking the same thing, but I wont lie I'm going to be tempted to come back for my grandbabies birth" Kushina said.
"I know, this is the second nephew that I'm going to miss the first few years of his life, at least I know for a fact that he will be safe" Konan said.
"Mom we're back" Naruto said.
"Good we determined we will spend all the training in the mountains, only coming down for the basic things" Kushina said.
"Wow I can't believe I'm actually leaving the village for more than 2 weeks, sorry, but I only been out the village twice" Funu said excited.
"Don't worry, we will explore the world every 3 months to give you three a break from training" Konan said to her.
(8 months later)
Ayame just finished giving birth and was tired as hell. Looking up at Tsunade she smiled, "let me see my son" she said holding her arms out.
"Can't do" Tsunade said.
Ayame frowned, "why the hell not" she asked angrily.
"Because its not a boy, its a girl sorry I misread the test" Tsunade said.
"Well that's fine now give me my Ami" Ayame said holding her hands out for her baby.
"Ami" Tsunade asked.
"Ami Ichiraku Uzumaki" Ayame said.
"Ichiraku" Tsunade asked confused.
"Yea, its not just the name of the restaurant its my last name" Ayame said.
"I didn't know that" Tsunade said.
"No one did, not even Naru-kun" Ayame said.
"Everyone can come in" Tsunade said opening the door.
Hanabi flew in and to Ayame's side, "let me hold my little sister" she asked quickly holding her hands out.
"Ok get up here" Hanabi climbed on the bed, "now be careful" Ayams aid passing the baby to her.
"She is so light" Hanabi said wide eyed.
"Yea most babies are" Tsunade said as everyone smiled at the excited Hyuuga.
"Hanabi, if your going to be her olde sister then your going to have to protect her" Ayame teased.
"I'll protect her with my life" the the 8 year old said.
"Whoa slow down there Hanabi, we are the ones protecting you two with our life, we don't need you doing anything reckless" Anko surprised everyone by saying, "what" she asked.
"You almost sound like a concerned aunt" Ayame teased.
"Oh shut up" Anko said.
"Hey pervert what are you back there writing" Tsunade asked.
"A new chapter in my book, don't worry this one has almost nothing to do with sex, except what little I put in it" Jiraiya answered seriously while still writing.
"Whats it on" Tsunade asked.
"Them" Jiraiya answered.
"That's vague" tsunade said.
"Think about it" Jiraiya said.
"Wait you mean everyone body" Tsunade asked.
"Exactly, its about the growth of our family, of course none of our names appear in it" Jiraiya said.
(break)
"Hey Ayame gave birth and guess what its a girl she named her Ami Ichiraku Uzumaki" Konan yelled to them.
Kushina stopped the three from their all out spar, "really I thought she was having a boy" she said.
"Yea Tsunade read the test wrong" Konan said.
"I Wonder what she looks like" Naruto said.
"I bet she looks like Ayame with Naruto's hair and eye color" Hinata said.
"Think she will have his cute whiskers" Funu asked.
"I could zip back to Konoha real quick" Kushina said.
"Oh no, you have to stay here and wait 3 years like the rest of us" Konan said.
"What but I want to see my grandbaby" Kushina said.
"Lets stop talking about this before we have to go back short just to see her" Konan said.
"Hey our one month break starts next week" Hinata said.
"She's right, we can go back real quick and see her" Kushina said.
"I agree we should, they deserve to be able to see her" Konan said.
(break)
Ayame was let out the hospital and was back in the compound, "I want a baby now" Kurenai said.
"Me to" Yuugao said.
"Hey shouldn't Kari..." Anko was cut off by that exact person.
"TSUNADE GET UP HERE NOW" Kari yelled at the top of her lungs.
3 hours later the second baby born within the last 2 days was in the house, "welcome to the family Zoe, go get Riri she is going to want to meet her niece" Kari said.
Riri came running in to the room, "Kari whats wrong" she asked in a panic, "Anko said you was in trouble" she added.
Anko couldn't help the smirk that was spreading on her face, "I'm not in trouble your niece is born her name is Zoe " Kari said.
Turning to Anko, "that's not funny" Riri yelled turning red.
"Sorry, but I couldn't help it, your to serious sometimes, its so easy to pull jokes on you" Anko laughed.
"Your no longer going to be my child's godmother" Riri said.
"Ok ok sorry, are you expecting" Anko asked.
"Not until Naru-kun comes back" Riri told her with a blush, "let me hold her" she asked.
"Sure" Kari said handing her daughter to her cousin.
"She is so cute" Riri said.
(break)
Kushina, Konan, Hinata, Naruto, and Funu all walked through the gate then immediately took to the roofs and sped towards the compound. Since it was early in the morning not many people was out to notice or stop them so they got to their destination pretty fast. Stopping in front of the main house Kushina reached for the door then stopped, "lets surprise them" she said.
"We already are surprising them by coming back" Konan said.
"I know but lets just pop in without opening the door, really surprise them" Kushina said.
"Will you ever get over that" Konan asked.
"Nope, its so much fun to see people's surprised face" Kushina said then they all went pop in a puff of smoke.
They popped into the room surprising everyone in it, "hahahahahahahaha you should have seen your faces" Kushina laughed with Naruto and Hinata laughing hard behind her.
Funu and Konan just looked at the three while shaking their heads, "will you three grow up" Konan asked.
"Hey I'm only 13" Naruto said through his laughter.
"Me to" Hinata laughed out.
"Whats your excuse Kushina" Konan asked.
"Their expressions was funny as hell" Kushina laughed.
Getting herself under control Tsunade cleared her throat, "there are babies in the room, please refrain from using that language" she said.
"Where is my grandbaby" Kushina said immediately after.
"I want to see her" Naruto, Funu, Hinata, and Funu added.
"She is in Ayame's room..." they was gone, " sleep" Tsunade finished, "well someone is excited this morning" she added.
"Well can you blame them, Naruto has a daughter, Kushina has a granddaughter, Konan has a niece, and Hinata and Funu are really close to Ayame and Naruto" Kurenai said.
(break)
"Ayame, where is the baby" Kushina asked as she ran into her room without knocking.
"She is sleeping" Ayame answered sleepily turning over to face them. She held her arms out and Naruto immediately went to her and hugged her, which she pulled him in the bed, "I'm still sleepy stay here for a few minutes" she said.
"I knew it, she look like Ayame with Naru-kun's eyes and hair color" Hinata said.
"And she has whiskers" Funu added.
Kushina went to pick her up, "if you wake her up your staying with her until she goes back to sleep" Ayame said.
"We only have a month here until we have to leave so I'm spending as much time with her as possible" Kushina told her and picked the baby up nd walked out followed by Konan who was trying to get the baby, Funu and Hinata who was talking about how much fun having a baby to take care of would be.
Naruto watched them leave with his daughter, "don't worry, you can go get her whenever you want" Ayame said kissing him on the cheek, "finally some quiet, your daughter is loud" she added.
(break)
Anko walked out her room and almost ran into Kushina whow as still holding a now laughing Ami, "you couldn't resist coming to see her could you" she asked.
"No, she is so cute and laughs a lot" Kushina said.
"She is" Anko agreed, "where is Naruto" she asked.
"With Ayame why" Kushina asked.
"Because you deserve more grandbabies" Anko said and ran down the hall laughing at the look on Kushina's face.
"Anko your to old for my son" she called after her.
"Not what he thinks, he been hitting on me since he knew me" Anko yelled back and turned the corner. Coming to a stop she almost ran into the two teens, "hey Ayame I'm going to take Naruto now" she said.
"Ok, I'm hungry anyway" Ayame said.
"You had better used protection this time" Anko said as she grabbed Naruto's hand and dragged him to her room.
Closing her door and locking she went through some hand signs, silencing no jutsu she said, "now no one can hear us" she said.
"Anko" Naruto said confused.
"What, you mean all the times you been hitting on me, your going to bitch out now" Anko asked with her hands on her hip.
(break)
A week before it was time to leave Naruto was more tired then he ever been in his entire life. After having sex with Anko, Kurenai, Yuugao, Riri, Shizune, and Ayame multiple times a day for 3 weeks straight he never got the chance to actually see his own daughter besides when she was sleep. So now he sat in the yard with her, "Ami-chan" he said as he held her in the air while she giggled and waved her arms around. He abruptly stopped and ran in the house. Handing Ayame Ami he then ran into the library and sat safely in his own personal Namikaze section, since Ami couldn't get in there yet he was safe.
"I wonder what that was about" Anko said as she looked at Ayme then into the library at Naruto.
Ayame looked at Ami then Naruto and she was pissed, "NARUTO" she yelled.
"What did he...what the hell is that smell" Anko asked.
"That's why Naruto ran" Ayame sighed and went to the bathroom to change Ami.
(break)
Kushina stood with Naruto, Hinata, Funu and Konan at the gate again, "well this is the last time we will be back in the village until after your training" Kushina said.
"Lets go, I can't wait to get back to training" Naruto said.
"The only thing you take serious is training" Funu commented.
"You know" Naruto walked in front of Funu and leaned into her face, "your it" he said touching her and running off.
"Damn I thought he was going to kiss me" Funu said. She then looked around and noticed everyone was running down the road, "hey I wasn't ready" she yelled and chased after them.