Summon talking
Jutsu's or talking with hate
EXTREMELY PISSED OR MAD
Change in location or a big time gap
'Thinking'
Reading
Summery: this story is a challenge given by acepro Evolution. There is a link on my profile to his profile for details on the challenge. Naruto gets beat on his birthday and unlock a bloodline thought to have been only been known to Hashirama, he then finds out that he has an obasan, itoko. Due to the type of story it is there will be a harem, but the main girls will be Hinata and Funu an OC. The only girl on girl that will be in this story is between Anko/Kurenai and Rin/Konan the rest will have a sisterly bond, except Hinata and Funu who will be more rivals. Also I do take suggestions and requests on things you think might add to the story.
Heir of the three clans: Hyuuga, Senju, and Uchiha
A/N: For those who didn't notice I changed what happened to Kakashi in the last chapter.
The past always catches you
Funu, Naruto, and Hinata ran away from their training mountain as fast as possible. They have been there for 5 months straight to make up for the month and a half they missed in training. S they ran they each promised never to miss a training session again as long as they lived. Kushina and Konan had a satisfied smile on their face as they walked behind them. They made sure they pushed them extra hard to make up for lost time and was proud of their progress, even if they wasn't ready to admit it to them yet.
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Taki walked across a bridge after looking at the name of it, 'the Awesome Naruto Uzumaki Bridge' as she walked across it she tried to remember where she heard that name before but couldn't. She looked at the small village that was busy with visitors and traders. A lady stopped in front of her, "welcome to Nami no Kuni, I'm Tsunami tour guide and owner of the Funu hotel, would you like a tour" she asked.
Taki blinked, "sure" she said, 'now I remember, he is teammates with my sister' she thought.
Tsunami led her around the town and showed her all the land marks, including a statue of Naruto and Funu that was being built, "so would you like a room at the Funu hotel" she asked.
"Sure, Funu is my sister, she sent me here on vacation" Taki said with a smirk.
"Really then you are eligible for a discount, how is Funu by the way" Tsunami asked.
"I didn't know Funu had a sister" they heard.
"Haku, Kirei how are you" Tsunami asked hugging the two girls.
"Fine, whats this about Funu having a sister" Haku asked.
"Oh, she didn't tell you, I'm not surprised, we wasn't that close until recently, we have a bad history together" Taki said.
"How bad, she would have told us if you really are her sister" Kirei asked.
"We haven't saw each other since she was 5, so she don't remember me, we saw each other a few days ago" Taki said.
"So why would she send you here" Haku asked.
Taki shrugged, "even I don't know what goes on inside her head" she said.
"Well Taki, lets get you a room" Tsunami cut in.
"I think we should keep an eye on her" Kirei said.
"I agree" Haku replied.
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Ayame was sitting in the living room watching Ami play with her stuffed animals. Ayame couldn't help but smile as she tried to throw the animal in the air but it instead fell straight down getting a giggle from the 18 month old. Kari walked in the room with Zoe and sat her down next to Ami so they can play together, "I love watching them play together" Kari said.
"Yea they are so cute" Ayame said.
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Ino was sitting in her clans council room, she hated coming here simply because every time she was here something involved her and usually she didn't have a choice in it and she never liked the results of what that was. This time was no different as she looked at each member of the council plus he father in disbelief, "o let me get this straight, since I'm 13 you all think its time to think about getting married" she asked slowly.
"Yes" one of the members answered.
"And instead of telling me this, you decided it was in my best interest for you all to go out and find someone who you thought would help the clan" she asked.
"Yes" the member answered.
"And instead of making a contract with one of my friends, you decided to go all the way to Moon country to find someone" she asked.
"Yea" the council member answered.
"And you went along with this otousan" she asked.
"Its for the best" Inoichi answered.
Ino nodded, "just a few more questions" she said.
"Ask away" Inoichi said.
"First, where the hell is is Moon country, if you was going to do this stupid idea couldn't you have picked a country I have heard of before" she yelled.
"Moon country is located southern sea" Inoichi answered.
"Second, who the hell gave you the idea that I would go along with this plan" Ino asked.
"You can't become head of the clan unless your married by the time your 18" Inoichi said.
"What makes you think I wont get married by myself, I don't need and don't want your help in my love life so stay out" Ino told them.
"Ino, the prince of Moon country is very wealthy and has agreed to this marriage" Inoichi said.
"Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Neji, and Kiba are all from clans who can buy Moon country if they wanted, and all but Neji is the heir to their clan" Ino retorted.
"Ino, think about this, you will have control over the entire country" Inoichi said.
"No, stay out my personal life, I don't want your help" she yelled and left.
"Well that went better then I thought" Inoichi said.
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Tsunade was in the Hokage's office, "what do you want" she asked.
"I think its time for me to retire again" Sarutobi said.
"What does that have to do with me" Tsunade asked.
"I want you to be the Godaime Hokage" he told her.
She looked at him then laughed, "that was a good one old man' she said.
"I'm serious, its either you or Jiraiya" he t old her.
She stopped laughing, "are you serious, we are your only choices" she asked.
"Yes" he replied.
"What about Kushina or Konan" Tsunade asked.
"Since Konan is not actually a kunoichi of Konoha I can't choose her, and well Kushina seems to busy with training people all the time to be Hokage' he told her.
"Trust me, she is perfect for the position, she is young enough to protect the village yet old enough to know when to step back and let others help" Tsunade said.
"I'll think about it" he told her.
"You better, because you know me or Jiraiya isn't going to become Hokage" Tsunade said.
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"I can't wait to get to Nami no Kuni" Naruto said.
"Me either, I want to see Tsunami again and thank her for everything" Funu said.
"Well rest up, we will be there tomorrow morning" Kushina said.
The next morning the group reached the bridge and Naruto had a huge smile on his face, "Nami no Kuni here I come" he yelled.
"Shut up loud mouth brat" they heard.
"Come make me you old drunk" Naruto yelled back.
An old man came across the bridge, "what was that" he asked.
"You heard me, I said 'come make me you old drunk'" Naruto said.
"How bout I just change the name of the bridge" he threatened.
"You wouldn't" Naruto said in horror.
"Of course he wouldn't, welcome back to Nami no Kuni, Funu-chan and Naruto-kun" a lady said walking up and hitting the old man in the head.
"Tsunami" he complained.
"Oh be nice otousan" Tsunami said.
"Tsunami how is everything" Funu asked.
"Great, but I should be asking you that" Tsunami responded with a wink.
"Everything is fine thanks to you" Funu answered.
"Glad to hear, oh Funu your sister is here" Tsunami said.
The group blinked, "Funu-chan I didn't know you had a sister" Naruto said.
"I don't" Funu responded confused.
"So you mean Taki isn't your sister" Tsunami asked.
"Taki is here, where" Funu demanded.
Tsunami blinked, "um, follow me is everything alright" she asked confused now.
"Now is not the time or place to talk about this" Konan cut in.
"She is staying in this hotel, room 203" Tsunami said.
'Funu Hotel' they read.
"We own everything to these two" Tsunami explained.
Haku and Kirei appeared next to them, "Funu do you have a sister" Haku asked.
"No" was the short answer.
The door opened and Taki walked out and looked at them, "oh shit" she said and turned and ran back in the hotel.
"Spread out" Kushina said as they all split up. The kids covered the outside of the hotel while Kushina and Konan ran inside.
Taki ran to the second floor and broke her door in and grabbed the scroll that had her things in it and jumped out the window. "She is over here" Haku yelled as she gave chase to her.
The rest of the genin's soon followed. Taki sped through the town knowing that she was to fast for them, that was until 2 blurs appeared in front of her. The red blur planted her fist in Taki's face while the second caught the baby they was sent into the air from the impact. The rest caught up, "whats this business about being my sister" Funu yelled.
"I am your sister, why do you think mom never returned from her mission" Taki asked as she slowly got up.
"You killed her" Funu asked.
"Exactly" Taki answered.
"Why" Funu asked.
"Because I was the most important thing in her life until you was born, I was supposed to be the heir of the clan, I was supposed to have all the success, I was supposed to be Madara's legacy not you" Taki yelled.
"I don't want any of those damn things, all I wanted was my kaasan" Funu yelled back.
"That's why I killed her to take the most important thing from you, and in the process I unlocked the Mangekyou Sharingan, that's why I tortured you, to get you to unlock your Mangekyou Sharingan so I can take it" Taki said.
"Why would you want mine if you have your own" Funu asked.
"Because idiot, every time you use the Mangekyou Sharingan you lose your eyesight, the only way to reverse it is to take the Mangekyou Sharingan of your brother or sister" Taki said with a smirk, "at the time I failed to notice that you sealed yours off already, but that's fine because after I beat you I'm going to break the seal and take your eyes and implant them in my eyes, then iw ill truly be the legacy of Madara" she finished.
"We wont allow it" Naruto said.
"No, stay out of this, I realize that this is unavoidable, I'm going to have to fight her eventually, one of us will lose our eyes and I don't plan on losing mine and I'm not going to hide behind my friends while they protect me" Funu said as she walked to stand in front of Taki, "lets finish this once and for all" she said to her.
"So eager to die" Taki asked.
"not here, there is to many innocents, follow me" Funu said and jumped off with the rest following her. She led them outside of Nami no Kuni, "here we will fight" she said.
Taki looked at her with her Sharingan and attacked. The rest of the ninja's stood back to watch. Neither noticed the kid that followed them. The two Uchiha's engaged in a high sped taijutsu until Funu flipped back, Katon: great fireball no jutsu she called out.
Suiton: water wall Taki countered.
Funu grabbed her twin swords while Taki grabbed a katana, "this is what kaasan left behind for you, the only way to get it is by killing me" she said. The katana was all black with a white string hanging from the end of it.
Taki attacked and Funu quickly realized why the string was white, it was distracting as hell. Taki managed to cut Funu across her left arm. Funu replied by slicing Taki's leg. Katon: grand dragon no jutsu Taki called.
Suiton: water shark missile no jutsu Funu called.
"That's my jutsu" Hinata yelled.
"Yea, you should have seen her, she was so determined to learn it after the chuunin exams" Konan said.
The jutsu's canceled each other out. Funu rushed Taki and brought the sword in her right hand down at Taki making her block which resulted in Funu using her other sword to cut Taki across her arm making her drop her katana, "this is over" Funu said.
"I don't think so" Taki said as she activated her Mangekyou Sharingan and vanished, Ultimate king dragon no jutsu she called out and the jutsu shot out of her left eye and away from Funu.
"Inari" they heard.
"No" Funu yelled as she dropped her swords and ran as fast as she could to them.
Everyone watched as the jutsu hit its mark and waited until the smoke cleared, "that was to easy" Taki said.
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Funu reached Inari and Tsunami a split second before the jutsu did and wiped her bloody hand across her seal. She was surrounded by black chakra then her eyes changed into her Mangekyou Sharingan. She grabbed the two and they warped into a portal barely being missed by the jutsu. Funu let them go breathing hard. After awhile she stood up, "that was to easy" she heard Taki say.
"Your going to pay for that" Funu said with as much hate in her words as she could get.
Everyone looked at the opposite side of the battlefield and saw Funu standing in front of Tsunami and Inari, "how impossible" Taki yelled.
Funu's Mangekyou started to spin and she warped again and appeared in front of Taki, her Mangekyou was an exact copy of Madara's while Taki's looked like Itachi's, "your not the only one who has tricks up their sleeve" she said and kicked her as hard as possible in the stomach, "looks like I win" Funu said.
"I'm not dead yet" Taki yelled, Ultimate flame twin dragon she added.
Funu jumped back and her Mangekyou started to spin again as the jutsu was absorbed by it and sent to another dimension, "nothing you do will work, my Mangekyou allows me to warp reality, in other words I can make any jutsu you use useless o move at the speed of light" she told her, then her eyes opened back up and the jutsu that Taki sent at her came flying out, "oh I forgot to tell you, I can also reverse any jutsu use by a Mangekyou Sharingan" she said.
"Nooooooo" Taki yelled as the jutsu closed in on her.
"Revenge have been served kaasan, now I will take your katana and put it to good use" she said picking it up. She then walked up to her, "now since the idea of going blind don't really appeal to me, I'll be taking your eyes" she said as she dug her fingers into the almost dead Taki's face and pulled out one of her eyes and merged it with her own. She then did the same with the other eye. When Funu stood up her Sharingan was spinning as it formed a diamond pattern with the eye red and the comma's black.
Blinking she looked at the others, "I'm done" she said and fell face first to the ground sleep.
"That was so cool, I want to be a ninja, kaasan can I be a ninja" Inari yelled.
"We will talk about that later" Tsunami said in a daze.
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Funu woke up and found herself laying in a cozy bed with her new katana next to her. She smiled as she slowly got up and grabbed the katana. As the covers fell off her she noticed that, 1 she was naked and 2 she smelled really bad. After finding the shower and washing she found her clothes and wondered down to find the others sitting around doing nothing, "hey everyone" she said.
"Funu, did you sleep well" Konan asked.
"I slept fine kaasan" Funu answered.
"Good, now care to explain what happened out there" Konan asked.
"It all started when Itachi attacked during the chuunin exams, when he forced me to watch as he killed the clan my Mangekyou Sharingan somehow activated, after I woke up in the hospital I left and went to the Uchiha compound so I can seal it" she took a breath, "after I sealed it I never wanted to use it again because it just didn't feel right, with Taki using hers to attack Tsunmi and Inari I was forced to unseal mine to save them, I took her eyes after I beat her so I wouldn't go blind" she finished.
"I don't like this, the way things are going you are on a collision course with Sasuke, or worse Itachi" Kushina said.
Funu looked at her, "well with you all I know I wont be alone" she said.
"You damn right you wont be" Naruto said.
"So what will we go with the baby" Haku asked.
Funu looked at him, "we will take him with us" she said.
"Why would we do that" Konan asked.
"He is an Uchiha and unless you want Sasuke or Itachi to get there hands on him we have to take him with us, besides he is my nephew so I get to decide what happens to him" Funu said.
"Spoken like a true obasan" Konan said.
Funu looked at the small child, "we need a new name for you" she said to herself. After thinking for a few minutes she smiled, "Inabikari Uchiha" she said.
"Why that name" Hinata asked.
"Because it means 'Flash of Lighting' and he also was the Uchiha famous for his raiton jutsu's, although he was a jerk, I think the name fits him because of Kakashi's raiton element" Funu said.
"So you think he will inherit that ability from Kakashi" Kirei asked.
Funu shrugged, "I can't be sure, but I think he will" she said.