Why you should never bother Peaches
Disclaimer: idea of Devastator being around belongs to Soundwave0107. I only own Peaches, Abby and Snowball. Transformers itself belongs to Hasbro.
It had been a rough day for Peaches; Abby had been sick, Snowball had fought with Psyche and was now resting, Sideways and Barricade had gone off for some "ex-Con time" together and Tai was playing one of the Fallout games. The Pretender was now outside in her human form; today she was wearing an orange bathing suit with red polka dots on it. Abby herself was wearing a swimming diaper and was holding on tightly to her mommy as both went into the shallow water and let the waves crash into them.
Devastator was once again watching the Pretender and her adopted sparkling; it was Sunday so Peaches had no training to do and the Prime had given her permission to be out here.
"She wore an itsy-bitsy teeny weeny orange and red colored bikini that she wore for the first time today" Peaches was singing, "spoofing" a popular human song.
"Oh please, that's the lamest parody I've ever heard."
The combiner turned around and saw the human known as Galloway walking along the beach.
"Sir, if you're going for a 'lame parody', you'd have to listen to that song that's a parody of 'Poker Face'." Peaches replied.
Galloway was shocked. "You really think you can get away with saying anything."
Yes, she can if the Prime permits her to say that Devastator said, and then he growled angrily.
"Devastator, remember what the Prime said about not hurting him!" the Pretender panicked, as she took Abby out of the water and quickly wrapped a red towel around herself and her "child".
The National Security Director who was the biggest jerk on NEST base then started backing off "No stop, please!"
"What is going on out here?"
Optimus Prime had been walking around and had spotted the potential trouble.
He was insulting your Pretender and her right to what the humans call "free speech". What do I do with him? The combiner picked up Galloway and was about to toss him into the ocean.
Let him go; I will deal with him the Prime replied.
Devastator reluctantly put Galloway back on the ground; the latter then went to go back inside. Finally, he would stop insulting the Pretender or anyone else who served the Prime.
"Well, looks like I need to get inside and put Abby down for her recharge cycle" Peaches said as she checked the time. "I wouldn't have blamed you if you did toss Mr. Galloway into the ocean but since Prime's orders are not too-well, you get the idea." She had not sounded very convincing.
As the 18 years old in human years Pretender walked back inside with her sparkling, Devastator couldn't help but wonder if Peaches was really not insulted…
Author's Note: Just a short thing that I wanted to get out of my head. Next chapter will be up once I get most of my homework done.