Chad and Sly pulled into the parking lot of a bar in the van, and got out. They were disguised as two Americans going out for a good time. It was slightly rainy out so the hurried in but, when they walked in everyone and everything went silent. They stood there looking at everyone then slowly started walking to the bar. As they were walking up a giant husky got up and blocked their path.
"You guys aren't from around here, are you?" he said in a menacing growl
"No sir we aren't from around here, we're just here to have a good time and forget some recent shit that's happened" Sly said in the silkiest voice he could
"Foreigners aren't welcome here in this bar"
"Well then we'll just sit over here in the corner and won't bother anyone" Sly said
"How about you just turn your scrawny little American ass around and get out of here"
"oh that NOT gonna happen buddy, I've had some bad stuff happen to me and I am NOT about to have some big fat stuck up Frenchman ruin my day completely, now let us pass or else you get your ass kicked" Chad was being deathly serious and Sly could sense it, he could also sense how much Chad needed to kick some one's ass so he didn't intervene when he tried to step towards the bar.
The husky's nostrils flared and he shot his arm out to hit Chad in the face but to his surprise Chad caught it neatly with one hand and seemingly effortlessly pushed the huge dog down and simply walked over him to the bar, where he waved at the bartender and ordered a bottle of the best whiskey he had. Meanwhile the dog was shaking the stunned look off his face and got up and started to rush at Chad, who simply ducked down and elbowed into the big dogs crotch, causing him to roll around on the ground in the fetal position. Chad simply picked up the whiskey bottle as every single person in the bar got up and started trying to rush him, Sly simply walked over to the bar to sit down and watch the show. A pig came at Chad with a chair, which got flipped over his head and shoved down over his arms, effectively pinning them to his side. Sly saw a chameleon in the back turn invisible and try to sneak up on Chad so he just took his walking stick (not his cane) and hit the sneak right between the eyes, effectively neutralizing him.
Chad took a swig from the whiskey bottle and dared them to get him, the husky had recovered from his earlier hit and stood up with a murderous look on his face and drew a revolver from his pocket, held it at Chad's head and smiled. "So what are you going to do Mr. American" he put a sneer with on the last word. Chad how ever just said "get the gun away from my head if you ever want to reproduce again, okay?" the big husky just laughed at him. "Okay frenchie you asked for it." Chad took a swig from his bottle then grabbed it with his teeth, swept his hand over and down thereby deflecting the gun and giving him the leverage he needed to rip the gun from the husky's hand and shoot him in his crotch. Sly turned to the bartender and ordered another bottle of whiskey paid and they left to go back to the safe house.