Kirlia walked up to Madara on some random day. "Hey, Madara, have you thought of forming an exploration team?" Kirlia smiled. Madara looked at her, clueless. "What the fuck is that..."
Kirlia ignored his "colorful vocabulary." "An exploration team is when..you see..uh..when a man and a woman love each other and they are a couple, they express their love by sex which makes a child...Oh wait! That's marriage! Sorry! Uh..let's see. Exploration team?" Madara sweatdropped. She is really dense.
"Exploration team...oh yeah! It's when you run for Presidency in elections and what not, and have some office duche as your assistant, and do world peace, and WAIT! That's being the President!"
Madara stared dumbfounded at the emotion Pokemon. "Sighs...You might have to check into a mental hospital..wait! What is a mental hospital?" You see, kids, mental hospitals are non-existent in the Pokemon world. Or even the narutoverse.
"That's it! It's where you pwn bad guy noobs, steal some gold or stuff, and get money!" Kirlia nodded proudly. "Sure!" Madara accepted. Money is good, he thought greedily. Now he knew why Kakuzu knows this stuff..uh, who's Kakuzu again, I wonder?
"What is our team name?" Kirlia asked. madara hysterically yelled, "Team Akatsuki!"
"Sure, why not?" Kirlia pondered. "Now let us wait for a request.."
56, 000, 000, 000 miliseconds later...
Madara gew a mustache. Kirlia had a Sanchez. "This is taking too long!" kirlia whined. "Let's go to the quest board!" Madara groaned in anger, veins visible. "There was a board and you made us wait for more than 2 hours?" "Yep!" kirlia chirped.
And so madara and Kirlia walked in the sunset...
A/N : Shortest chapter of all, I bet. It's cause I'm soo busy/ I can only write for half an hour/ Well soon I will write bacfk. Goodbye.