R+V Tsukune Aono Male Gigolo chapter 9 A unhealthy habbit.
First I do not own Rosario+Vampire. Second the last chapter was messed up and this next few pages got erased from it due to a glitch in the file when I uploaded it. So enjoy!
Mikogami was normally a patient man, it was normal for him to wait years if not centuries to extract justice from those whom had wronged him and his allies; however he was not this morning nor for that matter any morning since he had claimed the boy Tsukune as his one and only god son. Once more he began to mentally brace himself for what he knew he had to do.
His flowing white cloak was wrapped around him like a second skin as he descended a long narrow stairway into a large cavern. Three large coffins lay on large stone tables. Mikogami went to the first one and pushed it open. Inside it lay a beautiful looking man dressed in silk robes.
He had long curly silky black hair and smooth white skin. The robes clung to his body yet they seemed to show off a hint of the mans muscular chest. A pair of leathery jet black wings lay curled up on either side of his form and a long leathery tail drooped down between his took out a syringe from inside his robes and stuck it inside the mans body carefully extracting a portion of his blood just as he had done many times before.
The task done Mikogami closed the sarcophagus and moved silently on to the next one.
Mikogami walked silently over to the next coffin. He pushed open the lid and gazed inside. Inside this sarcophagus lay a woman with long curly blue hair. She too had a pair of leathery wings and a tail between her legs.
A pair of large firmly rounded breasts graced the dead woman. It would be clear to any guy that this woman before she had died was blessed with curves in all the right places considering that her skimpy jet black dress barley covered her in death just as it had in life. Mikogami took out another syringe and plunged it into the dead woman's arm carefully extracting her blood just as he had did before.
Task done Mikogami placed the syringe into one of the pockets of his robes. Then moving on to the last coffen.
He pushed open the clear glass like lid. Inside lay a well endowned woman of ethereal type beauty, dressed in snow white robes with elegant white, silvery hair. Mikogami once more took out an empty syringe and plunged it into the dead woman's arm carefully withdrawing a portion of her blood. The task done he carefully closed the lid and put the syringe into his robes.
Turning away from the coffins Mikogami began to walk down another narrow tunnel of jagged rock. A few minutes later Mikogami stopped for a moment and simply stared at the massive monstrosity in front of him. The massive jet black youki behemoth in front of him looked like a creature from the human movie alien. It lay encased in the massive cavern wall in front of Mikogami simply continent to sleep away the ages. Mikogami approached it slowly as he removed a syringe from within the folds of his robes has he had down numerous times before.
He walked forward to a section where a small section of skin was exposed and began to withdraw blood from the nightmarish creature. The task done Mikogami quickly turned and left, making his way back to his office.
A short time later he lay the various syringes filled with the various types of blood on his desk, then turned to the other item that was on it. On his desk sat a large chess board. He began to move the pieces in a specific order until the black king was put into check. The top of the chest board split open reveling a hidden compartment inside it.
Inside were many small glass jars filled with a vile green liquid. Several small slimy black leeches hissed at The Board chairman from inside their glass prisons. Mikogami paid them no mind as he went to his desk and pull open a drawer. He withdrew several syringes and began to begin his gruesome task. Beside him stood a man with the same glowing eyes dressed in a blue uniform.
In his right hand he held the same silver lighter that he had lent to Tsukune to which the boy had once used it to burn a dangerous witch along with her man eating plants up.
Mikogami rolled up the sleeve of his friend known only to Tsukune as "Bus Driver," as well as his own sleeve.
Mikogami then plunged the needle into The Bus Drivers right arm and began to withdraw his blood. Quickly sitting the syringe aside on his desk, he began to withdraw his own blood as well. Once more he sat the syringe containing his own blood on his desk. Then he reached inside the hollow chess board and withdrew a small glass jar containing a leech.
Lifting the lid off the jar then picking up the leech between his thumb and forefinger, Mikogami plunged the needle into the leech. The little creature, if it had a voice it would have been screaming in pain at the treatment it was receiving. Mikogami then quickly withdraw the leeches blood from it. Then The Bus Driver burned it with his lighter.
Mikogami then reached across his desk for a large coffee mug and then began to take each syringe and put the blood he had extracted into the coffee mug once each syringe was completely empty did he begin to mix the twisted concoction together like a bartender would a drink for a customer.
He quickly closed the opening in the chest board and put the syringes away just in time to his favorite and, for that matter only godson, Tsukune Aono open the door to his office.
"Hello Mikogami sama and Bus Driver." Tsukune bowed to both his godfather and his friend.
"I'm pleased that you didn't forget your usual morning meeting with us my godson, just because I gave you the next two weeks off. I expect you here every morning. Just like you have been since your parents sent you to me when you were but eight years old.…I like to think of this as a ritual of sorts that helps the three of us bond…." Mikogami chuckled darkly as he gestured to the coffee mug he had put the blood into.
Tsukune tried not to grimace at the sight of his godfathers special coffee.
'Yuck you would think that after seven years of drinking my godfathers' homemade rock gut that he calls "coffee" I'd get used to it. But it still tastes as disgusting as it did when I first tasted it when I was eight! If I didn't know better I'd swore that I was tasting blood. But that's just plan silly… Truth is the only reason I drink the stuff is because I'll hurt Mikogami's feelings if I don't. Oh well at least he only makes me drink it once a day. You would think that after seven years the old man would take a hint that his his homemade special brew tastes like crap and then open up his wallet with the jaws of life and spring for Starbucks instead.' Tsukune thought.
"Here's your coffee Tsukune I made it myself. Its fresh…Be sure to drink every drop or you'll hurt my feelings. You don't want to hurt my feelings now do you?"
Though it was posed as a question Tsukune knew that there was only one answer that his godfather would hear. Tsukune sat down in a chair and said.
"No Mikogami sama. I know you put along of work into your coffee…."
'Umm, I think that I'm going to need a lot of cream and sugar for this like I usually do.' Tsukune thought quickly as he felt the raven haired witch Ruby come up behind dressed in sexy maid outfit that looked like it belonged on a porn star. She slowly began running her fingers through his hair lulling him into a false sense of peace only to quickly grab his head and thrust it in between her ample breasts.
"Master oh how I have missed you! Is there anything you want me to do for you? I can do your laundry, clean your room, I can give you a bath and then a massage. You'd like that wouldn't you master?" Ruby said happily while Tsukune struggled to breathe.
"Yes Ruby its fine we'll do it later." Tsukune gasped as he pulled his head from between the two melons that were Ruby's breasts.
Tsukune's reply made the witch even more happy then before. "Great master! I'll get my cauldron all warmed up! It's a big one that has just enough room for the two of us to bath in. Now then I have your usual ten packets of sugar and creamer. Let me put those in for you." The perverted witch cried happily as she began to add the large amounts of sugar and creamer to Tsukune's "coffee" as she slowly began to mix them together.
Mikogami watched amused at Tsukune's reaction to Ruby's blatant advances toward him.
"Now Tsukune I know I said that I would give you the next two weeks off and I will but in exchange I need a favor." Mikogami said dangerously. He withdrew an invitation from the folds of his robes and presented it to Tsukune.
"This is an invitation to a massive party happening tomorrow tonight and I have been invited to attend it. I don't like social gatherings, I find them so confining….So I am going to send you in my place….It will be filled with various rich youki and humans from all over the place. I trust that my lessons to you in proper dinning and social etiquette in regards to the upper higher class of humans and youki will not be wasted?"
Tsukune quickly chugged the vile coffee down as quickly as he could then answered his godfather.
"No godfather I will act like perfect gentleman." Tsukune smiled.
Mikogami looked at him smiling as though he had just won the lottery.
"Good I trust that you will. After all if you make fool of yourself you will of course disgrace yourself, your family, and it will most importantly reflect badly on me, and you don't want that to happen now do you?" Mikogami said as he leaned forward and looked Tsukune right in the face.
Tsukune swallowed as he quickly caught the meaning behind his godfathers words.
"Don't worry I won't let you down. Well I better get ready….You know review things etiquette and all that." Tsukune said quickly as he got up. The Bus Driver chuckled darkly as he reached over and pushed Tsukune back down in the chair.
"Not yet boy. Your godfather has something for you." The Bus Driver said cryptically as Tsukune watched The Exorcist reach inside his robes and pull out a thin golden cross covered in funny Sanskrit along with a silvery chain attached to it from inside his robes. It looked like an exact copy of the one he himself wore around his right wrist.
He began to quickly chant something in an obscure language that Tsukune didn't recognize. The Rosario cross began to glow as it hovered in the air for a few moments then to shot through the air only for the silvery chain to begin to wrap itself around Tsukune's wrist.
Seeing Tsukune's look of alarm on his face The Exorcist smirked creepy and said. "Don't worry its a good luck charm of sorts Tsukune. Its my gift to you….Enjoy." The old youki lord smiled as he then turned to The Bus Driver and nodded. The man then walked over to a shelf and pick up a large package wrapped in blue wrapping paper and gave it to Tsukune.
Tsukune looked at the package in front of him then over at the Bus Driver then said.
"Sir does this thing isn't some sort of prank to get me back for the time I gave you those pamphlets with the twelve steps to quite smoking, and that other pamphlet that said "smoking causes impotency," "smoking makes you little willie go limp" and "quite smoking the coffin nails" along with the self help guide to quite smoking, the nicotine gum and nicotine patches?" Tsukune said hesitantly. The Bus Driver said nothing only continued to smile at Tsukune in his equally creepy way.
Tsukune swallowed as he hesitantly opened the package with the care and skill of a man attempting to defuse a nuclear bomb.
Much to Tsukune's surprise inside of it was a black tuxedo, black vest, black pants and a pair of black suede shoes.
The Bus Driver then chose that moment to blow a smoke ring in his face forcing Tsukune to cough.
"It's a special tuxedo that I had made especially for you boy." The Bus Driver said as he took another drag on his cigar.
"It should fit you nicely. I hope that you go to the party and have a good time." He chuckled as he watched Tsukune admire the gift. Tsukune put then invitation inside then closed the box. He once more tried to get to his feet only to get pushed down by the Bus Driver.
"Hold on boy I think you might be missing something." He chuckled darkly as he looked at Tsukune's look of bewilderment.
"Ah yes you might be needing these as well." The Bus Drive chuckled darkly as he reached inside his pants pocket and pulled out three boxes. He tossed them to Tsukune and secretly enjoyed himself as he watched Tsukune's reaction.
Tsukune turned ten new types of red as he read the boxes that The Bus Driver had given him.
One box read "Trojan condoms," and the second one said, "Happy woman vaginal condoms," while the third read, "Lenovee morning after pills."
"Bus Driver what do you think I am a male gigolo!" Tsukune shouted only to quickly shut his mouth and slap his hand across it, as the full weight of his current situation fell upon him once more. As well as what Tsukune suddenly realized he would, unfortunately, have to do in the next few weeks.
The Bus Driver was now smiling like a mad man. "You said it not me boy. HA! HA!" The elder youki laughed at Tsukune's words, while The Exorcist simply smiled the same creepy smile and said nothing.
"Remember boy don't drink a lot or you could end up wandering what or who you did last night. HA! HA! Also a good condom and morning after pill is a like a sword or a gun. You would rather have it and not need it, then need it and not have it.
Besides just think poor mother would die of shock and your fathe would be ashamed of you and your godfather would castrate you if you had a child from a unprotected intercourse.
But an on a more cheerful note I'm sure that there will probably be plenty of beautiful ladies at the party, and a few of them could be attracted to you." The Bus Driver chuckled darkly loving seeing Tsukune blush once more.
"Remember boy a great lover is one who doesn't romance a different lady every night but, one who romances the same woman every night for a life time. Its not always about the sex with the ladies boy. Sometimes a lady just wants a gentleman to listen to her. Remember that it could come in handy someday. Now go get ready and have fun.
One final thing don't do anything or anyone I wouldn't do and if you do, don't name it after me." The Bus Driver chuckled as he and The Exorcist watched as Ruby grabbed Tsukune by his free arm and pulled him out the door so she could help him get ready.
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