R+V Tsukune Aono male gigolo ch 13 Monster mash.

Tsukune struggled to not sweat in the tuxedo as he sat in the back seat of the long black limo that The Bus Driver now drove. Tsukune sighed as he struggled to relax. Feeling something in the side pockets of his tuxedo Tsukune quicky looked inside.

Inside Tsukune found two small plastic pill bottles of Valuim, Rohypnol, GHB, along with the packet of condoms and birth control pills that The Bus Driver had tossed to Tsukune earlier in a joking manor.

"Bus Driver san. This had better be another one of your jokes! Valuim, Rohypnol and GHB are all date rape drugs and then there are the condoms and birth control. You do realize how bad it would look if I someone finds these on me?" Tsukune shouted!

The Bus Driver chuckled as he said. "You said it boy not me, besides I think that you'll find that they have other uses….You just have to find them….Now then nervous boy?" The Bus Driver smirked as he drove watching Tsukune from his rear view mirror. The Bus Driver didn't wait for Tsukune to answer he simply smirked as he continued to watch.

"Don't worry the pictures Yukari took of you in that won't end up on Facebook. Your father and mother would be so proud of you right now and I know that they would be thrilled to see you looking so handsome. Remember stand up tall and charm….Were here now, go have fun you little lady killer you." The Bus Driver laughed as he parked the limo and got out then walked over to the back door and opened it for Tsukune. Tsukune quickly got out and walked slowly forward down the red carpet past the mass of reporters and photographers who were all it seemed trying to blind him with the flashes of their camera's as he walked forward.

'No wonder Mikogami doesn't like to go to these things, I already am nervous wreck and its my first one. Heck I haven't even made it inside yet and I feel like I'm on display like an animal at the zoo.' Tsukune thought silently as he walked though a pair of majestic oak doors and into the main hall.

'Everyone here seems to be of the ultra rich circle, be they human or youki. Just how important is my godfather anyway. Its bad enough that I won't know anyone here at all, then again I probably won't ever see any of them again anyway. Ummm now I know how Cinderella felt when she went to the ball. Oh no I forgot to ask Bus Driver san how about the right way to ask someone where the restroom is? I'll just have to hold it.'Tsukune though silently as he made his way down the hallway to the main hall.

Kokoa watched as a torrent of black clouds rushed past the window of the chopper as she began to mutter various curse words to herself as she slipped into a thick black latex suit. She pushed her hair back as she slipped on the long black mask which was equipped with breath tube, black latex gloves, and protective eye goggles.

"Why did I have to leave Koumori behind? I don't even get to carry a weapon for this mission? Also I have to wear this stupid rubber suit that fits like a glove that Kahula's bloodmate says is important! What is that moron Miyabi thinking?" Kokoa fumed.

"I would rather go after Onee-sama than participate in this!" Kokoa growled as she now stood beside three other vampires. Two women and one man each one dressed in regal party attire, but each of them carrying the same thick skin tight rubber suits in a large brief case under their arms.

"Kokoa don't worry Miyabi knows what he is doing." A tan skinned blond vampire said. Kokoa looked over at her older sister Kahula a look of obvious disbelieve spread on her face as she felt her older sister Kahula pat her on the head gently.

"Weapons check!" A man's voice called out. Kokoa looked over at a dark haired man dressed in a black suit he had a smug look on his face as he looked at Kahula and said. "Lets see, tanks….Check. Grappling hook….Check. Protective suits…Check. Gatling gun…Check." Miyabi quickly finished his equipment inventory. Satisfied that everything was in its proper place. The smug looking man, Miyabi leaned over and said quietly to Kahula.

"Baby I know you want to bond with your little sister but…She's cramping our style here. Couldn't you have her go with you on a assassination or something if you want to bond with her?"

Kahula smiled and laughed as if she thought that Miyabi had made a joke or something but said nothing as she adjusted her tiara on top of her head.

"Miyabi ignore her, she's just angry because our middle sister left and she doesn't have anyone to spar with." Another vampire woman with long black hair dressed in a long black dress.

Miyabi looked at Akuha and shot a look of annoyance at both her and Kokoa.

A few minutes later the chopper landed on top of the roof and the group quickly disembarked.

Two other youki met the group on top of the roof the building. One was a man with glasses and brown hair and the other looked calmly as everyone as if board. The two of them were dressed up in white shirts and black pants looking they could pose as waiters who would serve snacks at parties.
Together the group began to make their way down the emergency exits and down to the party hall.

Fong-Fong quickly adjusted his tie around his neck as he saw his driver open the door to the limo.

'Why did Touhou Fuhai ask me to go this thing anyway? I look like a mutant penguin in this thing.' He though as he hated the white tuxedo, black pants and black tie his mother had made him wear.

'Oh well at least I have my charms, summoning coins and a gun…Its made of porcelain so it won't set off any metal detectors. Oh I can't wait for this night to be over.'Fong-Fong thought as he strolled inside.

Tsukune quickly let his eyes wander around the room in which he found himself. All around him were various works of art from paintings to statues. Mixed in with them were various guests be they human or youki in human form.

A few waiters and waitresses wandered around the room randomly offering small wedges of Dorien fruit, which Tsukune knew tasted like blood, Fong-Fong and Gin had once gave him a slice of the stuff, only for him to vomit it up afterward. The Dorien fruit plus a few small champagne glasses filled with human blood extracted from live humans mere hours before. From what Tsukune understood the humans got paid handsomely for their trouble.

'Humm speaking of food I've been so nervous about tonight I haven't ate anything all day.'Tsukune thought as he walked around. Tsukune stopped for a moment as he felt when he felt five cold fingers subtlety stroke his butt, only to follow it up with a blatant grab that was gone just as soon as he had felt it. Tsukune looked out of the corner of his right eye but saw no one.

'I know I just felt someone grope my butt, but who did it? Humm I don't see anyone I know here….I don't really pay much attention to the who's who of the filthy rich. Wait is that Fong-Fong?'Tsukune wandered as he saw a man dressed in a white tuxedo with the same long black hair braid that his friend had. Unfortunately for Tsukune he didn't get a chance to speak to the guy who looked like his friend when he saw a waiter trip and send his tray soaring through the air. Tsukune suddenly felt his body bolt forward as his arms shot out grabbing the tray while he felt his feet shoot out beneath him. He felt his feet quickly carrying him across the floor in quick movements in precise almost ethereal hand eye coordination as his felt his body bend down low towards the floor like he was attempting to do a limbo. Then somehow Tsukune felt himself straiten himself up once more holding the tray perfectly balanced with the chunks of Dorien fruit along with the small champagne glasses filled with blood all sitting all the tray.

'Okay that was creepy…..Now how did I do that?'Tsukune wandered to himself as he handed the tray over to the waiter whom had dropped it. The man smiled and thanked Tsukune who simply smiled and walked away but not before quickly grabbing a slice of Dorien fruit and a glass of blood. He quickly popped the red fruit into his mouth only to be shocked at how different it tasted then before. A little unnerved Tsukune then quickly downed the blood from his glass like a dehydrated man who had just gotten his first glass of water in days. Tsukune resisted the urge to moan as a sweet taste to hit his throat.

'Humm, this Dorien fruit tastes better than before and for that matter why did I grab this glass of blood when I don't drink-' Tsukune was brushed out of his thoughts as he saw another face in the large gathering of youki and humans that he knew, sort of or recognized at least.
There a group of busty succubi were all dressed in sleek beautiful skirts, that all looked like they just barely covered up their luscious bottoms. In the center of which stood a succubus wearing small tirara with small succubi wings protruding elegantly from the sides of it with a large red jewel adorning the center. She was dressed in a beautiful golden dress with long blue hair that cascaded down to her shoulders. She looked a little nervous as she drank a flask filled with a yellow liquid of some sort that bubbled and fizzed in her hand.

'That's Kurumu Krono. I remember Gin reading about her. She's the princess of the succubi…. I wonder if I can get close and get her to sign an autograph for Gin or some-'Tsukune's thoughts were interrupted when he once again felt five cold fingers subtlety stroke his butt, only to follow it up with a blatant grab that was gone just as soon as he had felt it. Tsukune looked out of the corner of his right eye but saw no one.

'Humm, I'm being stalked by a woman who just grabbed my butt again.'Tsukune thought with a little nervousness.

Tsukune let his eyes wander around the room slowly. Letting his eyes take in everything Tsukune began to notice quite a few lustful stares a bunch of various ladies be they human or youki were giving him.

'Great all these ladies are looking at me like I'm some kind of prize stake they would love to eat.'Tsukune thought as he began to force himself to listen in on a few of their conversations.

A woman quickly split from a group of women dressed in sea green blue dresses. Using her youki speed she quickly crossed the room and got behind Tsukune. Then quickly so he didn't see her she reached out and briefly touched Tsukune's shoulders then reached down and slipped her a scrap of paper wit her number and name on it. She would have gotten away but Tsukune quickly turned to her left while he caught her action out of the corner of his eyes as he felt her touch his shoulder.

He reached out and caught the wrist of her right hand by the bracelet of sea shells she wore, quickly taking the dark haired woman out onto the dance floor amongst the other dancers who were slow dancing. For a few moments the woman looked surprised, however she soon forgot it as she eagerly placed one her hands in Tsukune's and her other she placed around Tsukune's waist. Slowly the two of them peacefully glided across the dance floor.

"You're new here aren't you?" The woman all but purred as she laid her head down on Tsukune's chest.

Not waiting for a reply she continued."I remember most of the faces here, but you're new, and you look positively delicious. I find it hard to believe that a man as handsome as you would come to a party alone."

Tsukune chuckled as he faked a laugh. "Oh I don't come to these things very often. It's a pleasure to meet you Miss,-"

"Ichinose, and you are?" The woman paused as she felt Tsukune take the two of them off the dance floor just as the music changed to a new slow tune.

"My name is Tsukune, it's a pleasure to meet you." Tsukune answered as he continued to hold her hand.

Ichinose looked up at Tsukune with a look of hunger in her eyes.

"I'm a mermaid you know. If you're not busy after the party's over come find me and we can go to my penthouse suite. Then I can give you the best swimming lesson you've ever had in your life free of charge." The mermaid reached upwards and began to stoke Tsukune's check. Quickly she let go of his hand as she spotted her entourage approaching the two of them.

Tsukune looked at Ichinose and smirked as he said replied. "Oh I'd love to Ichinose but I didn't bring my swimming trunks so I'm afraid that I'll have to pass."

Never one to be undeterred she pressed on as she reached up and stoked his cheek. "That's okay you don't need to wear anything after all I won't be wearing anything either." She purred as her servants advanced upon the two of them.

"I hope to see you later Tsu-AH!" Ichinose screamed as she tried to walk back over to her entourage only to slip on the floor and fall twisting her ankle. Tsukune quickly got to side and picked her up bridle style and handed her over to one of Ichinoses servants.
The group of mermaids said nothing to Tsukune as they helped their mistress back up to her penthouse suite.

Tsukune walked over and touched the area where the mermaid had fallen only to feel a sharp coldness over a small area of floor. Almost like there had been a thin coating of ice on it that had suddenly appeared and had just as quickly disappeared giving it no time to melt and evaporate under the hot lights.

"Oh my, are you hurt?" A woman's voice asked kindly.

Tsukune looked up and saw a woman with orange hair with a pair of cat ears sitting atop her head. Glasses sat atop her noise. She wore a orange dress that had various designs of little fish and cans of cat food on it.

"Yes I'm okay thanks for asking." Tsukune said quickly.

"I saw your date take a tumble on the floor and wanted to know if the two of you were alright?" The cat lady said as she nibbled on the roll of raw fish she had in her hand.

Tsukune looked up at the cat woman dressed in the strange dress and smiled as he said slightly embarrassed. "Actually she wasn't my date, and she's fine I'm sure it's just a minor sprain, either that or a twisted knee or something. Anyway this is my first time to a party like this. My godfather told me to go in his place, he doesn't like to go to parties all that much. So you see I was just trying to meet new people and took her out on the dance floor to get acquainted with her…...Then she slipped."

"Oh that's too bad, I don't like it when my guests get hurt at my parties. Oh silly me I forgot to introduce myself. You may call me Ms. Nekomi and it's a pleasure to meet you-"

"My name is Tsukune Aono. Its nice to meet you Ms Nekomi."

The cat woman finished off her fish roll and quickly took Tsukune by the arm and locked his with hers.

"You're a sweet handsome boy Tsukune, tell you what considering you're new here how about I introduce you to some people?"

Getting the feeling that he didn't have a choice in the matter Tsukune quickly nodded his head in agreement.

The cat woman looked ecstatic as if someone had just thrown her a ball of yarn and she would get to play with it.

"Now first let me tell you a little about myself. I'm a neko youki if you couldn't tell already by my ears," Ms Nekomi laughed happily while Tsukune smiled at her.

"And I am the owner and operator of the kitty cat's cathouse company.
It's a vast company that I and my late husband founded. It deals with all things the neko youki need, from hair ball remedies, to flea and tick collars, to scratching posts. We also do cat food processing and canning. Then last but not least, my personal favorite our fishing fleet and shipping operations which gives every happy little neko youki fat juicy succulent fishes to eat. That way we don't have to eat rat youki like we did in the old days. Take my word for it Tsukune the whiskers and tail just get caught in your throat on the way down as you eat it."

Suddenly a look of sadness suddenly crossed the neko's happy face.

"Oh my poor husband…It'll been two months since the day he…."Ms. Nekomi murmured.

"I'm sorry to hear that your husband passed on. He sounded like an amazing man." Tsukune said solemnly as he gently patted the neko's arm.

"Yes Tsukune he was. He was choking on a rats' whiskers and tail. I took him to the hospital and they rushed him to surgery. The doctors said that it would take two hours, but it ended up taking eighteen hours, including the autopsy." The neko sniffed sadly.

"Tsukune would you mind doing me a favor?" The neko youki looked up at him with sad eyes.

"Sure what do want me to do for you?" Tsukune asked a hint of hesitation in his voice.

The Neko youki looked pleased that he agreed so she looked at Tsukune her voice carrying sorrow in it as she said. "Would you rub my ears? My husband would do that to me on occasion. I miss him so much."

'She wants me to rub her ears…..Humm okay I guess I could do that. It seems a bit personal a request but it's not like she asked me to come up to her room and have sex with her.' Tsukune thought quickly.
Tsukune quickly swallowed for a few moments.

He slowly reached out and gently grasped one of Ms Nekomi's cat ears. Its fur felt silky smooth to Tsukune as he began to rub her ear. Ms Nekomi closed her eyes and purred happily at Tsukune's actions.

"Mmmmmm, more please. You're even better than my late husband Tsukune dear….Ohhhhh please do the other one please Tsukune." The neko purred voicing the pleasure she was feeling at Tsukune's tender touches of her ears. Tsukune then quickly reached up with his other hand and began to stroke the neko's other ear. A series of brief small moans and groans eoched from the neko before she opened her eyes and looked at Tsukune a hint of red on her face.

The neko quickly composed herself as she once again smiled a bright cheery smile on her face as she quickly reached over and slipped a thin strip of paper containing her name and number on it into the pocket of Tsukune's pants.

"Well that was fun Tsukune darling, now let me introduce you to a few people." The neko youki quickly grabbed his arm and pulled him over to a where another woman who wore a pair of black glasses, long black hair, and a long black dress that clung to every inch of luscious figure.

"Tsukune this is Ms. Kagome, she's a Naga youki. She is the founder and operator of Riko financial accounting firm. She's a master of numbers and she's an accounting and investment consultant for all the naga youki."

Nekomi happily reached out and shook hands with the woman and introduced Tsukune to her and then told her how the two of them had met.

"Well Nekomi it looks like you have found yourself another helpless little mouse to play with….." Kagome faked a laughed as she then took a sip of her champagne. Turning to look at Tsukune she then turned to Nekomi and said."Although I have to say you never had one quite so handsome before. How about you let me barrow him for a quickly dance?" Not waiting for the neko's reply she grabbed Tsukune's other arm and twisted him away from Ms Nekomi and out onto the dance floor.

Tsukune felt Kagome Riko grasp his hand tightly in hers, so much so that it was painful as he struggled not to grimace in pain as the two of them waltzed on the dance floor. He also pretended not to notice that the naga youki was pressing her ample chest firmly against him. It was almost as if she were daring him to sneak a peek at her cleavage, knowing full well that she was not wearing bra.

Unluckily for her Tsukune could feel her hard nipples through her dresss and didn't need the temptation.

Kagome got up close and began to whisper something into his ear.

"You have an intoxicating scent Tsukune….You smell as gorgeous as you look." Kagome gazed lustfully at Tsukune.

"Tell me Tsukune what are you doing after the party?" The Naga asked as she reached up and caressed Tsukune's cheek.

Tsukune struggled not to blush as he felt the naga caress his cheek.

"Oh I wasn't doing anything after the party, except for reporting back to my godfather and telling him how the party went. You see he doesn't like to go to these sort of things, so he sends me in his place."

The Naga accountant smiled lustfully.

"Well how lucky for me, now then how would you like to come up to my room and help me work out some figures?"

"Oh I'd love to Ms Kagome Riko," Tsukune smiled, as he held her hand gently, "But I'm not all that great with math figures, but I'm sure that your figure is perfectly rounded." Tsukune laughed.

'Humm, so he likes my advances, good I can't wait to get him up to my room and wrap him up tight in my coils.'The Naga thought as she smiled naughtily at Tsukune's reference to her luscious body that was pressed firmly against him, most prominently her breasts. Then she said.

"Tsukune I've met you evil, evil, silver tongued devils before. Oh Tsukune flattery will get you nowhere, except in bed with me." Kagome laughed quickly letting her hand drift down and sneak a quick grope of Tsukune's butt. She quickly let her hand drift upwards and flicked her wrist downwards letting the small slip of paper which had her name and number on it fall into Tsukune's right pants pocket.

"Well I hope that you're not under any sort of curfew Tsukune, because I would-AH!" The Naga's statement was cut short as was rocketed off her feet and fell face first onto the floor.

"Ah! My leg, I must have twisted it." Ms Riko growled. "Nekomi must have over waxed the floor of something."

Suddenly a small escort of female naga each dressed in similar tight fitting black dresses quickly raced forward and picked their mistress off the dance floor. They said nothing to Tsukune as they quickly escorted her up to her suite in the hotel.

Tsukune bent down and touched the floor where Ms Kagome had fallen only to find the same odd cold spot on the floor.

Tsukune shook his head as he quickly began to look around for the group of succubi he had spotted before. As luck would have it he spotted Kurumu surrounded by her ever present entourage of female succubi over by the bar. Tsukune quickly walked over to the entourage of busty succubi just as another man wearing an ugly smile on his face began to walk confidently towards the group of succubi as well. He was wearing a tuxedo like Tsukune's with oily yet neatly clean pressed hair on top of his head.

He had a flask of yellow Champaign in his right hand.
He quickly pushed one of Kurumu's succubi escorts away and grabbed onto Kurumu's hand. The succubi screamed as if she had suddenly been burned by the man and his touch.

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