A.N: This was probably the hardest thing for me to write simply because there was limited info and little to no background on her besides she loves drinks, her 1 frame seen familiars are birdmen and her leg's are trapped in a cage...

Also imagine Roberta as the most attractive women you know.

The negative impact of the bar and the over all atmosphere she felt when she was trapped there didn't help her soul gem to be pure.

Kyubei appeared to her in a stupor, after Madoka's mother made a comment about how a girl like her shouldn't be in a bar. Not because she was unattractive or otherwise but because she could be doing so much with her life.

She was off her stool and and it appeared to her upside down. She blinked and saw it next to her, instantly.

She didn't seem scared or surprised, instead she laughed.

Laughed because of her state of mind and to think her conciouness took the form of an odd animal.

It started to speak to her and she thought that the brain cells she formed throughout her life were finally taking their revenge on her for wasting them in this place.

Instead she mumbled and asked why he appeared to her and he answered back saying that she needed to be rescued from her despair.

He was right.

At school other girls were asked by boys to dates and parties but "Roberta" was ignored just because of her intellilect? Nope, because of her looks.

One boy liked her but she didn't like men because she thought of them as pigs in general because of the things she heard on campus, college was like high school, only optional.

Her skinny, horse like face with odd cheek bones and combed back hair made her look like a bird horse hybrid, it didn't help that she dressed oddly to others (like a street hooker) and was often mistaken for one since she liked fashion and experimented with her wardrobe.

Getting arrested then losing money for bail, negative criticism of her fashion and the fact that when she had one of her "episodes"...She loved to dance at that bar like a caged bird.

She didn't mind when the magic elixir (Something strong) took over though because it made her loose and wild and fun and that's when men tried to approach her but seeing her face, they made excuses saying they needed to smoke or take a call or some bull like that.

So she returned her thoughts from her despair and formed a coherent sentence that satisfied the animal, a wish.

She awoke at home, she was taken home by one of the bar employees, since she was a regular. She awoke, hair in the way, messy, frazzled and silky smooth. She slowly got herself out of bed and trudged to the mirror to find a strange face reflected back at her. It mimiced her, "Is that me?"

Kyubei appeared, it's tail in a playful manner sweeping something invisible back and forth.

"This was your wish, to be attractive and liked by boys."

She looked like a beautiful model and that her body changed as well. It was no longer disproportioned with fat legs and arms while her torso was petite. Voluptuous and curvy she played with body in front of a mirror by posing and trying on different clothes.

When she decided to walk out on the street, many boys, cute and handsome ones turned their heads with lust in their eyes and envy in their hearts.

Worms.

If she could peck at them for what they were and expose how flawed they were she would feel confident and did just that.

Her professor at first was looking through the attendance and called people out, when he got to her name he almost dropped the clip-board. Never had he seen a 180 in terms of apperance or personality in the 10 years he was a psychology professor.

She flirted for a better grade, and he complied whenever they talked in private. She had him blackmailed.

She got free drinks and go to go into clubs and many men were dumped by their girlfriends just for looking.

On the streets, they parted from the sidewalk as they saw her and some forgot about how to brake with their cars and bikes.

This went on for a few weeks.

Kyubei warned her about her soul gem getting darker but she ignored it thinking she was hung over one night after doing a guy with glasses.

Said guy was out of money as he used it for drinks for them.

She left taking what was in his wallet before closing the door.

He left with a friend stating they were going to miss a train, lucky for him, his friend had enough money for train tickets, unfortunately them talking about her would lead to a bewildered Sayaka.

She felt content, she stripped him for what he had and left with his dignity and went back to the bar.

She felt odd, heavy, not morning sickness but something similar, her breathing was getting heavier and her movements skewed but she ignored it as part of her...affair last night.

She drank and led more men like a piper.

They wasted more time, more money and more affection on her by claiming to be "her's." Yet they knew she was using them AFTER she took everything but their angry from them.

She kept dancing and drinking and sleeping and was loving it.

What happened one day though was unexpected.

She had fallen on the dance floor and a guy tried helping her up but she lay there motionless, they checked her pulse. Dead. The music stopped and someone dragged her out of there. Only instead of getting her out, they tried to get themselves out as they were now within an odd territory.

It was no longer the bar, but of cages and high stools and tables with birds, clothes and glasses floating about.

the birds pecked at their prey and the men were turned into her familiars.

Trapped in a cage her legs, the most loved part of her body, since she wore short skirts, was forced to dance as the birds cawed singing a song of bitter regret and remorse about the choice of lifestyle.

Kyubei watched on with content, he had some energy but it wasn't enough.

Due to the lack of it's inability to fight due to it being trapped, Homura blew her up and Kyubei ate the seed before Homura could get to it.

Thanks to Madoka, Roberta had a second chance at life but instead chose death since she was disgusted with the way she had lived, a hypocrite, a drunk with no control over her actions, like a man with a willing women.

A.N: Oh god I hope this doesn't spark controversy. The series gave me the impression that men suck in general besides Madoka's male relatives so I tried adapting that here...

Next chapter, Patricia (Need someone's help with this its proving rather difficult to write, proof-reader or someone to suggest some things) than E.L Kristen (This will be easier to write but I have a TON of homework to do.)