Pink Panther Kiss

Naminé/Axel

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(A/N- Look its pinky panther cat! If you can see it)

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Things between Nami and me were headed its way to home base until she stopped.

"Did you hear that?" she whispered in complete fear. I sigh and direct her face back over to me "now. Now. It is nothing" I reassured her but then I HEARD it. What the hell?

She eeped pointing to the closet. I guess I have to the man here, which I don't like because that involved me to be hurt first. I pulled on my black tee unfortunately and looked at Naminé seriously "fix yourself so the burglar thing won't see what REAL goods we have"

Her face turned red as she smacks me with a pillow "do not be joking around a time like this!"

I snorted as I grabbed a bat and open the closet. I smacked my hand to my forehead as I grabbed the perverted guy by the shirt. "DEMYX! WHAT THE HELL?" (I feel like I'm abusing Demyx a lot, he was perfect for the scene!)

Demyx squeaked, "don't hurt me! I try not to make any noises!" he pouted childishly. Why was I friends with this geek of a pervert?

"Demyx! Out!" she yelled outraged. Hey, I would be outraged too. Oh hello…bacon. I picked it up eating it as I threw him out.

Demyx left in a very sad mood. Ah well, screw him. Ew. I had just disgusted myself. I see Naminé put her head on my lap then give a smile.

"…Where did you get that bacon Axel?"

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Left. Right. Right. Left. Left. Right. Right.

"…Beauty queen from a movie scene…she says I am the one…she told me her name was Billie Jean and caused a scene…people always told me to be careful…" I moved my hips as I sang in a rhymy tune.

Hey gotta love Micheal Jackson in some twisted way.

"I am afraid you have more hips than me Ax" Nami snickered behind me. I stopped immediately giving a glare. She knew how I hate when people say something about my hips.

So what? I have a feline body so what?

"I bring hips in this relationship then" I winked and grab a remote as it played out cartoons. I watched her face, as she seemed absorbed by the show 'Pinky Panther'.

Then an idea hit me.

I slipped away and I had to think. I do not own anything pink but who does…?

KNOCK KNOCK

You hear big monster steps along with curses. Ah. It had been too long since I saw that witch. Her body was long in a badass way with her blonde short hair and blazing blue eyes. Why do I have a thing for blondies and blue-eyed girls? Huh.

"Quit staring Axel. What do you want?" her eyes narrowed in suspicion. Then brighten in amusement "I have a good feeling about this"

I growl, "I just need to borrow that fluffy pink outfit you keep in your closet. The one with the pink ears. Do not ask" my green narrowed at her.

She doesn't have an ear obviously.

"Why?" she asked innocently. She batted her eyelashes mischievously. I give my most I-don't-care-bored look "I am doing something for Nami. Now let me borrow it"

She sticks out her tongue in a thinking way "hhmmmm…should I? It doesn't really answer my question" her blue eyes shone.

"Dammit fine! I just want to give Nami a nice surprise. Why? I don't know! I saw her watching Pinky Panther and she seemed so absorbed by it so yeah…happy?" I felt my face turn red as Larxene fell on the floor laughing hysterically and hitting the floor. Keep your cool.

"Ahahaha…okay. Okay. I am done. The suit is right over here. Come on in, get some water" she smirked and wiped a tear. She pointed to a closet to the right. Her house changed…well the inside did.

It was a maroon color with yellow gold curtains and a coffee table. Oh hell no.

"Is that a coffee table?" I point at the table. She rolled her eyes "no shit Sherlock. Want to point anything else out?"

"Uh…other than that we broke up because of the damn coffee table! You swore on your life not to buy one and what the hell is here!" I was outraged but sighed looking over it. "Whatever. It doesn't matter" I go to the closet and find the pink suit easily. Something caught my eye… "A whip? Maid costume? What the hell?"

She quickly closed the closet with a drawn out blush on her cheeks "ITS NOTHING!" I nod at her amused "right…but hey. Its okay, some people are into that"

"I'm not. Marluxia is and he urged me to. Plus that coffee table is from Marluxia. Okay? You have my life now out!" she pushed me out and slammed the door hard. Gee.

I didn't even get a glass of water…

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I didn't even think she noticed I was gone. She was still watching TV but it was 'That 70's Show'. I made my way inside wearing a pink fluffy outfit with the ears.

I smirk waiting for the kill.

Now!

No…okay now start.

"Da dum. Da dum. Da-dum-Da-dum-Da-dum. Da-da-da-da-dum-dum-dum-dum!" I pounced on Naminé as she squealed in surprise. I purred as I was on top of her. I then put my lips onto mine; being me it was an open mouth P I N K Y P A N T H E R K I S S.

God it smelt so weird in this costume. I was afraid if I question further I would be disgusted. Our tongues fought and clothes were slowly slipping off.

Then a rustle. Naminé stopped and cried out in agony. I get up taking Demyx out the couch. "You just love ruining my moments don't you? I am seriously going to kick your ass later" if my looks could kill

Demyx frowns "you are just being a stingy! Where is my whore?" he crossed his arms as I threw him out. I found myself laughing at his comment.

I go back to the living room to see Naminé sitting up with all her clothes on. I groan mentally but decided to quit being a hormonal teenager. That was hard.

"You enjoy your kiss?" I poked her cheek as I nuzzled my face in her hair as she giggled madly. She blew breath on my ear and looked up at her.

"Yes I did. I love it. That suit smells weird so I want you to return it and never wear it again" she joked giving a kiss.

I will…later…wink wink

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