Firstly, skip if NeroxDante gives you the creeps. Nothing really even happens actually...lol It's more comical in my opinion, but I figure it best to put the warning out there because if I did continue it would go into NeroxDante territory.

This came about when I got my bro a digital camera for Christmas. It can take video too, and like most human's he feels the need to capture everything on film. So I thought what would Dante do if given a camera? lol Probably annoy anyone who was close! Sucks to be Nero!

Nero Expedition

He descended the stairs very slowly, keeping an eye on his intended target through the lens of the new video camera Lady had given him for Christmas.

"Here we can observe the elusive and rare Nero relaxing in his natural environment."

Nero ignored him as he flipped through the TV channels. Dante, like the rest of the world, acted like a two year old upon getting his first video camera. Somehow feeling that every single thing needed to be captured. The egoist had even set the camera up on a tri-pod during a mission to catch himself in action which he showed proudly to Nero after he had edited it and added music.

His new favorite pass time was constantly recording Nero doing mundane things and narrating it.

"The beauty of this creature is only surpassed by that of your humble narrator. Look at the way his hair shimmer's in the sunlight, how enticing his pink lips are as he inhales another chip, and how pearly white his teeth are as he sneers."

"Dante!" Nero snapped, feeling his eye twitch in irritation.

"Oh my, I do believe we've been spotted."

"It's been one week since Lady gave you that thing and your constant narration of my daily activities is really beginning to piss me off." Nero growled frustrated with constantly being followed.

"Nero looks intimidating to the untrained eye, but really is quite a kitten if you know how to handle him." Dante continued before Nero stood up and began chasing him around the room.

"Give me that camera, I'm gonna break it!"

"We're being attacked! Do not worry, I will continue to bring you the exclusive footage as long as my stamina holds out!" Dante said laughing as he kept from the reach of Nero's devil arm. "If I do not return, tell my wife and children that I love them and daddy was a brave man."

"Daddy?!" Nero snarled as he finally caught Dante by the shirt and tugged him backwards. Dante came, turning on a dime and falling into the kid knocking them both to the floor with Dante on top. Nero was slightly disorientated but then heard a distinct beeping noise somewhere above him.

He felt a slight chill and looked down to see his shirt hiked up to his ribs, and Dante recording the skin of his stomach.

"Look at the flawless coat of this beautiful creature."

"Dante! Stupid moron get off of me!" Nero yelled as he tried to push his shirt back down, but Dante was straddling his hips to keep him pinned to the floor.

"Aggressive by nature I've dealt with my fair share to know how to tame them." Dante seemed to grin as he slid a hand up Nero's shirt. Nero blushed, and quickly used his demonic arm to slam and hold Dante to the wall on the other side of the room. "Then...again," he groaned as he was squished. "Even I can't be right every time."