I think I was on crack when I wrote this...lol

I liked the CG RE movie, but there were a few things that bugged me about it. Like Leon's expressionless face, the overbearing love cloud that seemed to follow him wherever he went... and yeah... the love thing just took up more time then I wanted. Don't get me wrong, 99.9 percent of my writing is romance in one form or another... but... not in my Resident Evil, K? (LOL at Steve and Claire!)

Regardless I loved, and bought the movie because damn is it pretty. Story is great when its not being drown out by Leon and Angie-pants everlasting twu wuv. So I took my frustrations out with Dante's help. Plus I've always wanted to do a RExDMC crossover. :D

Yeah, this one is pretty short...lol

Resident Evil: Degradation

They sat staring at one another pointedly. Dante behind his desk, and Leon in front of it.

"So Kennedy, saw your new flick last night." Dante began conversationally as he crossed one boot over the other on his desk.

"Jealous there Dante?" Leon asked with a small smirk as he eyed his rival.

Dante glared at him. He'd had to put up with Kennedy for a while now, the ex-cop butting in on plenty of his fan girls with his pretty boy hair cut and sensitivity.

"I might've been if I hadn't seen it," he quirked in reply. "And if you didn't look so bored through out the whole thing."

"You called me out here to critique the movie? Business must be booming if you have this much time on your hands."

"Hey now, I'm not the one who sold out all for the sake of a hairdresser and a spry side kick. What happened to Claire man? Or better yet, where the hell did Ada go?" Dante growled as he sat forward.

"You know we don't talk about Ada." Leon said pointedly as he glanced away.

"Dude come on! She might've been railing fodder in RE2, but she totally kicked your ass in RE4! How can we not get to see her fine ass in all its CG glory?!" Dante asked unable believe he even had to be explaining this.

"It's in my contract, I can't talk about Ada."

"Fine then... If not Ada, why not Claire in favor of that chick Angela eh? You could've kicked your baddassness up a few notches but instead...you fell in love?! Dude, come ON! I mean... dude... Dude... c'mon."