This one's a happy one. I'm sorry that I haven't been on lately! Don't kill me!
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"The sky is so bright today, sempai! Let's play!"
"I'm busy Tobi, not right now."
"Puh-lease? You need a break. Leader-sama said I should bring you outside today. You've been inside for a whole week!"
Deidara rolled his visible blue eye. "I don't care what he said."
"Come on, please?" Tobi begged.
Deidara sighed. "Fine. You win."
Tobi clapped and grabbed Deidara's slender arm, dragging him away from his clay. The blond quickly took off his scope and placed it on his dresser as he passed by it.
"So what do you want to do?" Deidara asked lazily when they arrived outside.
The orange masked boy looked around for a moment. "How about, we race to that tree, climb it really fast, get to the top, push each other off and eat some ice cream!" He pointed to a giant tree. Hell, if they fell off that, they'd die. "Also, no chakra. If you cheat, you have to wear a pink frilly dress with a tiara, elbow-length gloves and stripy socks. And if you lose, you will have to wear the outfit around and show it off to Itachi."
"How about we edit out the push each other off, okay?" The blond suggested. As he glanced over to Tobi, he saw the raven haired boy bolt off in the direction of the tree.
"Oi! You're the cheater!" The blond called as he started sprinting towards the tree. Once he got to the tree, Tobi was already half way up the tree.
"Fuck, he's fast!" He hissed to himself.
Tobi took a moment to look down and grin. "Thank you, sempai!"
Deidara growled and leapt as far upward as he could without chakra. Clawing at the tree to climb faster, Deidara quickly reached Tobi and bopped him on the head.
"Hey!"
The two raced rapidly up the tree, only to end up having a tie.
"Slow poke!" Deidara laughed.
"It was a tie! I wasn't slow, you were! And we still aren't finished!" Tobi gave a hard push.
"Ack!" The blond flailed his arms in the air, trying to grab onto something as he was falling backwards.
Tobi, not wanting his sempai's head to bust open, grabbed Deidara by the arms and pulled him forward.
"You almost killed me!"
The younger male stuck his fingers in his ears. "Lalalalalala! No I didn't! You're a klutz. Lalalala!"
Deidara grinned slyly. "You're just asking for trouble." He paused. "Now, race you to the ice cream!" The blond literally dived off the tree and landed with a soft thud.
"Hey! You used chakra didn't you!?"
"No one said anything about chakra for this race!"
Tobi smiled blissfully and took a giant leap off the tree. He quickly gained up to the blond, who threw a chair down to cut him off, and laughed.
The two flied through the hideout, all of the members giving them strange glances as they passed. They slid to a halt in front of the freezer, pushing each other with their elbows as they try to grab the ice cream.
"Oi! There isn't any ice cream in here!" Deidara complained as he pulled his hands out from the cold.
"I just bought some yesterday…" Tobi said.
Silence.
"You went shopping?"
"Yeah…"
Deidara opened his mouth like he was about to say something, but his eyes adverted to the table.
"You pig! Stop hogging all the ice cream!" Deidara hollered.
"It isn't very nice to call your superiors names." Itachi mumbled, taking a spoonful of strawberry ice cream and ate it.
"Besides there isn't any left."
Deidara pouted as he glances over to Tobi, who looked happy from what the blond could tell.
"Yay! I finally found the ice cream that Itachi-san likes!" The dark haired boy cheered.
Itachi smirked at the younger Uchiha. "I didn't know you'd find it this fast."
Deidara sighed. Then the two were chatting about ice cream and flavors. He rolled his eyes as he stalked off to the door. He quietly lied down on the grass and dozed off.
For what seemed like two hours, he fluttered his eyes back open to come face-to-face, and not mask, with Tobi.
"Are you hungry?"
"Kinda." The blond admitted.
Tobi, who was sitting cross legged, pulled Deidara's head into his lap, and ignored the blonde's protests. He opened a bag of strawberries and dangled one in front of the boy's mouth. Deidara quietly nibbled on the strawberry.
The boy grabbed another strawberry in a white gloved hand and….
Wait, stop right there. White gloved?
Deidara finally realized that Tobi was indeed, wearing long, white, elbow-length gloves. Not only that, he had a tiara in his disheveled black hair. And he had a black, heavily pink laced dress on with white and pink striped socks. Luckily, he was wearing no shoes.
"Why the hell are you wearing that?"
"It was part of our deal. Ties count as both of us losing."
Wait! That meant…
Oh for the love of Kami…
Deidara was wearing the exact same outfit, though his dress was pink and the lace was black. He smacked his forehead with his gloved hand and sighed.
"May I ask who dressed me?"
"Itachi did of course."
Deidara looked horrified. "WHAT?"
"I'm kidding! I did." He laughed.
The blond calmed down a bit. The two shared a room, so it wasn't that big of a deal.
"Don't ever think about doing that again."
Tobi nodded as he started braiding a few strands of Deidara's hair. The blond grabbed a strawberry and held it up to Tobi's mouth. The younger boy ate the strawberry happily and smiled at Deidara. The blond gave a small smile back and ran his gloved fingers over Tobi's pale lips lightly.
"You shouldn't wear your mask. You should show that stupid face of yours more often."
"You shouldn't wear your scope then. You look really good without it. And you're less threatening too."
Deidara smirked. "Threatening is good."
Tobi pouted. "That's no fun. Everyone will be scared of you."
"So?"
"I think a lot more guys would ask you out if they saw your pretty face."
Deidara flicked Tobi's nose and gave an annoyed growl.
"You're not an animal either, sempai. Stop snarling." He tightly tapped Deidara's nose. Deidara responded by pinching Tobi's ear, and Tobi gave a light tug at the blond hair. The boy whipped himself upright, and got his face close to Tobi's.
"Don't order me around, brat." He tried his best not to smile, but failed.
"Well stop growling." The black haired boy grinned.
"You stop."
"I don't growl! You stop it."
"No you."
"No, you stop!"
Deidara's and Tobi's noses were now touching. Tobi, who finally noticed how close the two were from kissing, started blushing deeply.
"You stop it." He weakly repeated.
Deidara's trademark sly smile reappeared on his fair features. "What's the matter?"
"Nothing…" You're a little close.
"Are you sure?" Are you embarrassed?
Tobi gave the smallest of smiles. "You're just kinda close."
"Is that a problem?" He asked, judgmentally.
"N-no."
"So would you mind if I kissed you?"
"I-I-I d-d-don't know."
"Let's find out." Deidara swiftly kissed Tobi lightly on the lips. The younger boy seemed frozen in his spot until he finally kissed back. His stomach twisted with excitement as the blond smirked into the kiss.
I wonder if he always tastes like strawberries. Tobi and Deidara both thought to themselves.
But then, Tobi remembered something.
And, Deidara suddenly found himself on the ground.
"What the hell?"
"What if Leader-sama finds us? We'll be in trouble! What if he beheads us? I like my head!"
Deidara laughed. Tobi stared at him and randomly said:
"It's cold."
"It wouldn't be cold if we weren't in fucking dresses."
The two seemed more at ease as they stood and started walking into the hideout and into the kitchen.
"Woo hoo! Nice dresses you two!" Hidan started laughing. "Hey Deidara, want to do my hair?"
Deidara grabbed a pot from the stove and flung it at Hidan. "Shaddup. Who would touch that disgusting, tangled mop on your head?"
"I'd bet you would. You know how girls just love to fangirl over guys' hair."
"That's it…"
"Please sit down, Deidara-chan." Konan resisted giggling.
"Hell no! And I already ate!"
Itachi gave an evil smirk from his seat. "Yes. I saw those two snuggling up under a tree while Tobi fed him strawberries."
Deidara snarled menacingly as he turned pink.
"Sempai had his head in my lap… that isn't really snuggling…" Tobi piped up.
"Ooooh. You shouldn't be doing something that smutty outside you know. People might just see you." Kisame gave a laugh.
"You're a sick bastard, you know that?" The blond huffed as he stormed out of the kitchen, still bright pink from embarrassment.
Tobi gave a shrug. "So what's for desert? Strawberries?"
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I have this obsession with strawberries lately. So YUMMMMM! xDD
Deidara just seems like the type to taste like them, you know?
BTW I like Seme!Deidara more than Seme!Tobi. Y'know?
WEEEEEEEH I was listening to 'Seishunii Janai Katsu' (Tsuyura-san from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu's image song) while making this.
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