Rated: T (I just realized that… well, little kids MAY read these and… well, little kids are known for just thinking that boy/girl relationships are okay. LOL)

BTW: I like Konan, but our narrator has a different opinion.

Pein-centric (WTF isn't this story a DeiTobi drabble? Yes it is.)

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Just before I start this… strange story… I shall introduce myself. I am Pein. Known as Sir Leader or Leader-sama to the rest of the Akatsuki. Except for (the bitch) Konan. What a horrible woman.

Anyway, time to start the story.

It had to be around… three in the morning when they started. After a long day of killing hunter Nin, I was entitled to some sake and a good night's rest. Right? No.

"TOBI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" Our girlish (yes, more girlish than Konan) member bellowed.

"My bed was cold sempai! Yours looked warmer!" Why did I hire him again… oh… right. He is the true 'leader'… half the time. More like a quarter of the time, since Madara hasn't surfaced for quite a while now.

"I don't give a damn! Get the fuck out!" A loud yelp, followed by a ground-shaking (I'm not making fun of his weight, he is actually lighter than most of us) thump.

"That wasn't nice!"

"Shut up! Go to your own bed, brat!"

"But sempai…" Oh god, I loathed that whiney voice.

"ARRRGH! GO. TO. BED."

"Ack! No… sorry… sempai! NO!" With an explosion, I was up and flying down the stairs.

Both missing Nins froze, (Tobi was unconscious, actually) when they saw me. "If you two don't stop, I'm going to shred your vocal…" Deidara started laughing at me. I growled warningly, but that didn't stop him from falling off the bed, laughing his ass off.

"Y-your –laugh- your pa –snort- pajamas!" I was confused. I thought my pajamas were quite stylish. I always wore my regular black, button up shirt with matching pants.

I look down to find myself (oh… god. I might cry) not wearing my normal night attire. Bright pink (I'm too horrified to go on…no… no, I must show strength!) full bodied, footie pajamas. They had bunny hands, and a hood (that was up) with bunny ears. Not only that, (the worse part) the flap to the ass was open.

"KONAN!" I screeched, running down to Konan's room.

But, enough about me.

After that, embarrassing, encounter, I found out that Madara had surfaced, at the worse time ever, and later, started giving me looks. Not normal looks of disappointment, but looks of disgust. (Sorry for having my drink spiked! Konan is a stupid bitch)

Luckily, he switched back to Tobi, and Tobi didn't give me as hard of a time as Deidara did.

But, it seems as though my embarrassment brought the two closer together. I'm not sure of how I feel about having relationships in the organization, but they better not make kissy-face in front of me. Or have noisy sex… (DELETE IMAGE! CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY!)

I now usually see Tobi cling to Deidara's arm (which looks really weird because Tobi is so much taller than Deidara) when they walk outside. He gets an elbow in the ribs, but our blond girl-boy doesn't seem to mind.

Enough about mushy romance. Time for some carnage. Maybe my migraine will lessen.

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A break from flirtatious DeiTobiDei.

A bit of Konan bashing (but I love her)

And some teasing Pein on my part. LOL