Ohayo Motherhopers! Here's another chapter for you Kappa Mikey hungry fools! Woo! (CJzilla includes herself in that category) In this installment, you will see Mitsuki fly-tackling Mikey, the effects of Ozu's anger management classes and another message from Agent F! Enjoy!
As I smash through another city street, alls CJzilla has to roar is this: R&R! Flame and/or fluff! CJzilla has roared!
"LilyMu!"
The LilyMu Action Team's hover jet soared through the air, the roar of its engines echoing through the city of Tokyo. Weaving through the web of tall buildings the jet slowed as four costumed crime-fighters jumped out of the aircraft. Falling to the paved jungle below the superhero team raced down an empty street.
"There's Gonard! Our scanners were right!" the blue-haired tough girl Mitsuki pointed. "He is trying to plunge Tokyo into another dimension!"
In the distance, there was a tall foreboding figure of a ray gun draining reality from the sky in the form of a black hole. And a laugh from the ray gun's owner, the evil villain Gonard.
"Run, run, run as fast as you can Lily-Flops!" Gonard jeered. "Can you stop me and my evil plan?"
More maniacal laughter from the LilyMu Team's archenemy.
"Faster team!" the LilyMu leader extraordinaire, the American "Kappa" Mikey Simon called out to his team. "We can't let Gonard destroy our dimension!"
"Guano Guano!" Guano the team's plushy one-line wonder replied.
The rift in reality was growing bigger and bigger.
"We'll never make it!" LilyMu sweetheart Lily cried out.
"We have to! Reality depends on it!" Kappa Mikey returned and poured on more steam.
The whole LilyMu team went into a full-on sprint, racing to save our dimension. Seconds later they were at Gonard's dimension sucking machine.
"Stop where you are Gonard!" Kappa Mikey commanded. "This is not your dimension to trash!"
"At least not yet Kappa "Moron"!" evil Gonard laughed. "With my doom machine, I will create a dimension that is all my own!"
And he let out an evil laugh.
"Mikey!" Lily cried, her eyes wide with terror. "Our dimension is collapsing! We need to stop him!"
"Guano Guano!" Guano agreed.
"Don't worry team!" Kappa Mikey proclaimed courageously. "Gonard will not succeed!"
Kappa Mikey broke out his orb, cranked his arm back and… was promptly tackled by Mitsuki as a dart flew through the air where the American actor was once standing.
"CUUUUT!" Guano yelled, his anime body inflating with annoyance.
As the sound of a scene bell cut through the air, the plush man Guano growled and walked over to Mikey and Mitsuki.
"Mitsuki!" Guano said exasperatingly. "What's in your cereal? You making a habit of fly-tackling Mikey, because that's the eighth time in five minuets?!"
Mitsuki jumped to her feet, taking a ninjitsu stance before she returned to a normal posture, sweat-drops leaping off of her face.
"Sorry Guano," she shrugged, embarrassment lines heating her face. "I'm just really, really, really clumsy today. Sorry."
Since Mitsuki's accidental blabbing of her night with Mikey, which was purely for the American's protection, Guano didn't take her seriously, at… all.
The plushy director narrowed his black plushy eyes at his fellow actor/friend, not believing her for one lousy second. Tapping his furry foot on the LilyMu Studio floor, Guano pursed his lips at Mitsuki. The blue-haired actress's green anime eyes blew into huge puddles of tearing pools as she silently pleaded for her furry friend to believe her. But before Guano could give her a piece of his mind, Mitsuki was saved by her best friend… sorta.
"She's not clumsy," Lily teased walking up to Mitsuki and throwing her arm over her girl-friend's shoulder. "She's just still wired from her date with the spaz."
With that Lily gave Mikey, who was still lying on the floor from Mitsuki tackling him, a kick with her heel. The American gave a groan.
"Mitsuki!" Gonard hopped off "his" prop doom machine. "I never knew you had a spaz to call your own! Can I borrow it? I never had a spaz of my own before."
With that Gonard's anime body shrunk with sorrow before he started crying. Lily slapped her forehead.
"The spaz I am referring to is Mikey!" Lily snarled at Gonard her head inflating with so much irritation it filled the room and nearly crushed her friends.
That got Mikey's attention.
"A date?" the American peeped as he sat up, looking mortified. "With Mitsuki?! When did that happen?!"
He looked over to Mitsuki who was avoiding his eyes, her face in an innocent expression but guiltily she was as red as a tomato. Lily spun on her heel from beating Gonard with her handbag and to the American.
"Last night YOU DUNCE!" Lily growled, anime arms flailing with rage. "Honestly! You two wouldn't know a date if it bit you on the ear!"
As the LilyMu sweetheart she realized that her friends had taken cover behind various things to shield themselves from bodily harm from her temper tantrum. Lily huffed.
"Okay…" the blond grumbled through a tiny corner of her anime mouth, folding her arms. "So sensitivity training didn't work… therein why I'm taking anger management courses…"
"Who says you're angry? I sure didn't!" Guano chirped hoping to quell the blond's rage fit. "Any of you guys say Lily was angry? No way! We never thought that! You're so NOT angry!"
Guano sweat-dropped nervously, trying to look convincing. Gonard and Mitsuki did the same while Mikey held to a faux smile. Lily knew they were lying but she didn't say a word.
Then Ozu came busting into LilyMu Studios, a scary smile all over his face. Everyone in the building and even every living thing within earshot gasped and ran for cover. The all-might LilyMu producer walked cheerily into the studio. Taking a look around the room, Ozu took a deep breath.
"Where is Guano? The excellent writer and director that I have happily employed?" he said in his heavy yet happy Japanese accent.
Guano sure as heck wasn't coming out of his hiding spot, but leave it to heartless Lily to shove him out. Quivering like someone dropped an ice-cube down his costume, Guano timidly walked, almost crawled, up to Ozu.
"Y-yes? Ozu?" he questioned, eyes beady with fear.
Ozu still had that scary neutrally happy smile on his face as he peered down at Guano. Guano nearly wet himself at Ozu's frozen smile.
"Are you and you're loveable co-stars taking a break right now?" the producer overlord beamed at his director/writer/actor/son.
Guano shivered nervously more now.
"K-k-kinda…" he voiced carefully. "We had a slip-up and are setting up the next take…"
Guano flinched, covering his head, sure that Ozu was going to beat on his head like a bongo. But… nothing happened! The plush man looked up at his boss/producer/dad.
"Then do not dilly dally, Guano," Ozu voiced gently, smile still frozen on his face as he ran his fingers over Guano's hair tuff atop his plushy head. "Remember, the episode must be finished by tomorrow!"
Guano's eyes nearly shot off of his face as it took all he had to stand there.
"Righty-O, Ozu," he gave a quivering "OK" sign with his plushy fingers before pointing to the farthest corner of the studio. "If you don't mind, I will be over there, tying my shoe."
With that Guano took off screaming like he's just seen his world end.
"You don't even have shoes, you silly Guano!" Ozu called after him cheerily.
More blood-curdling screams from Guano. Lily and Mitsuki came walking up to their boss.
"Hi Ozu!" Mitsuki voiced in her signature Mitsuki-cheerfulness. "My, aren't you happy today!"
"Yeah," Lily folded her arms and quirking an eyebrow. "Did you quit eating bran cereal before work or something?"
Ozu laughed off the comment.
"Why, no Lily," the producer beamed. "This is the beginning of a brand new Ozu. No longer shall I be scary, unpleasant, harsh, severe, irritable and angry. I shall be pleasant, welcoming and mellow."
Lily and Mitsuki hugged each other in a show of fear as their anime bodies turned blue and anime shock lines appeared behind them.
"O…M…G…" Yes Man whispered out of shock from behind the girls. "Ozu's gone off the deep end…"
Ozu laughed that off too.
"Oh heavens no, Yes Man," the all-powerful LilyMu producer cooed unthreateningly. "I am taking a few courses to make Ozu a better person. You can never stop improving."
With the sound of a fog horn, Yes Man fainted dead on the floor and Guano's fear-laced scream could be heard throughout the studio.
Cue one little white sushi doing the sushi happy-dance!
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After a long day of shooting, Mitsuki tackling Mikey, re-shooting, Mikey being tackled again by Mitsuki and re-shooting everyone was exhausted to the point of comatose!
"Cut!" Guano wheezed, on his back, on the floor, totally exhausted from yelling "Cut" all day.
Lily was tired out from her back-to-back temper tantrums, Gonard was bored out of his skull and Mikey was super tenderized and dumbfounded from Mitsuki's non-stop body slams. Guano then sat up off of the floor like a zombie outta the grave. The plush man was going to have one of his signature breakdowns!
YAY!
"ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!" the director roared like a lion ten times as big and brave as the purple plush man. "NO MAS! NO MORE! THAT'S IT FOR THE DAY! STICK A FORK IN ME, 'CAUSE I'M DONE!!!!"
And as if an answer to his statement, Gonard stuck a fork in Guano's plushy butt. Giving a wail of pain, the director/writer/actor did a flip before taking the plastic fork from rear. Whirling around, Guano's head inflated with fury and nearly crushed Gonard.
"What?" Gonard questioned innocently. "You clearly said, "fork… in… Guano's… butt"!"
"Metaphor GONARD!!!" Guano cried at the top of his lungs. "It was a figure of speech!"
Gonard looked confused, anime question mark appeared above his head.
"What is speech? Metaphorically speaking of course," Gonard asked.
Guano did his angry dance before grabbing the front of Gonard's shirt and hissing threateningly like a cat. But before the psycho plush director could start to maul his co-star, Mitsuki stepped between them.
"Easy guys," Mitsuki pried Guano of Gonard and held the plush man in her arms as he struggled. "Let's not escalate and take this to the bad place."
Lily flew up from her seat, anime body inflating with rage.
"YOU TOOK IT TO THE BAD PLACE, MITSUKI!!!" Lily snarled head so big with rage that Mitsuki and Guano were teeny tiny. "You and your two left feet, blatant tackling of Mikey and ruining my close up!"
Suddenly the camera zoomed into Lily who was so angry and tired she looked awful and a disgusting fart sound blared to exaggerate her state. The LilyMu sweetheart snarled, pulling on her frizzy blond hair.
"You're lucky you share rent Mitsuki or I'd…" Lily shook a fist at her best friend.
"Yeah!" Guano stated joining Lily in giving Mitsuki a talking to. "Mikey's the one that's supposed to be the screw up. And look! You've out done the screw-up!"
The plushy director pointed at Mikey.
The American was still on the floor, probably suffering several cracked ribs and concussion from getting tackled over and over. He moaned in pain before mumbling something incoherently about a crushed cookie.
Mitsuki whimpered as her anime body shrunk to the floor and her eyes welled up with mammoth "hurt" tears. If only her friends knew that a super-powerful espionage agency was trying to hurt Mikey! If only they could understand!
"I'm sorry guys! Really!" Mitsuki fell to her knees, two jets of water shooting out of her eyes. "This has been an off day for me. Forgive me!"
With her incoherent sobbing, Mitsuki's friends gave into her tears.
"Mitsuki," Guano took a breath mellow himself out. "You're usually not this clumsy, disruptive and irritating, so I will let it slide. Come tomorrow, I expect you to have your act straight and on your best behavior. Because if you don't-"
Guano grabbed a broom stick handle and cracked the stick in half… over his head, making his point clear what he'd do to Mitsuki. Mitsuki cringed then nodded brightly on a sweat-drop.
"Oh I will be! Totally!" she gave the "scout's honor" gesture.
The plush man director was satisfied.
"Good," he nodded then looked to his other, conscious friends. "I'm bushed. Let's go to the Megastore and get a smoothie!"
Gonard squealed with happiness, smile leaping off of his face.
"I know what I'm gonna get!!" he cheered. "Sneaker, hard-boiled egg, grape, vanilla sundae flavor! Woo!"
Guano cringed in disgust.
""Vanilla"? Yuck!" the director dude scrunched his nose as his tongue hung out in disgust.
Lily scoffed at the two weirdoes as she rolled her eyes.
"Sorry spaz Gonard and spaz Guano," the LilyMu sweetheart looked at her watch before anime moping. "I gotta be somewhere in twenty minuets."
"Where?" Gonard asked, genuinely curious as he anime shrugged with beady eyes. "Is it special? Cool! I have my own special place!"
Cut to Gonard's room where he sits in a cardboard box fortress in a knight's armor.
"Knave! Mutton and all those medieval words!" then he gasped at a sandwich on the floor. "LOOK OUT fellows! It's the Muffaletta dragon who has been terrorizing our great city! DO NOT PANIC townsfolk! I shall slay the sandwich with my mouth!"
With that Gonard dove head-first into the sandwich, taking a chunk of the carpet and floor with the food.
"Mmmmm!" he cheered. "Fibrous!"
Back to the studio…
Gonard picked a strip of carpet from his teeth.
Lily anime sighed. She was going to her anger management classes… Lily's head inflated with embarrassment and anger.
"Yeah… that place!" she blurted out, elastic yet angry anime body inflating to cover the entire screen as she flailed her arms. "That place only Lily can go, that is special!"
Gonard regretted asking the temperamental blond.
"Okay… I got it," he smiled nervously, holding the "peace" sign with his fingers before diving behind Guano.
"I'm coming too!" woozy Mikey Simon peeled himself from the floor.
The American got to his feet but was violently dizzy and was stumbling around like he'd just pressed his forehead to the end of a baseball bat and ran circles around it!
"I dunno Mikey, you look like you've been beat up by a bunch of gnomes!" Guano pointed out.
"That's the way he always looks," Lily laughed evilly. "Catch ya spazzes later. I'm outta here."
With that the blond actress walked out the door to attend her special anger management classes. Mitsuki was right at Mikey's side.
"Don't worry Mikey," she chimed looping the American's arm around her shoulders. "I'll come with you and be right there-"
But Mikey resisted Mitsuki's gesture of accompaniment and, little did he know, protection.
"Uh… not to be rude Mitsuki," the American began carefully slipping out from under his friend's arm. "But I can't handle the tackling any more! I'm taking more hits than a professional football player here!"
As those words left his mouth, a team of football players ran through LilyMu Studios.
"FLAG! UNESSECARY ROUGHNESS, MITSUKI! FOUR YARDS!" they all cried, including Gonard, before the football players ran out of the studio again.
Guano was shocked stiff as Gonard suddenly held a football and was in a jersey.
"TOUCHDOWN!" the actor cheered before shoving the ball into his mouth, eating it.
An awkward cricket chirp cut through the room.
"I'm sorry Mitsuki," Mikey told his friend. "Respect my space and give Mikey some non-violent Mikey-time. I know you understand, right?"
Mitsuki's eyes were tearing up like never before, but she held the gooey anime tears in.
"I-… I understand Mikey," she choked out. "Go have your non-violent Mikey-time. I'll be here…"
Mikey gave a small "thank you" grin and he turned to Gonard and Guano. The three boys left the studio, leaving Mitsuki to her tears.
Sighing, the blue-haired actress looked to the floor as tears filled her eyes. She'd really did it this time. Mikey was never going to like her now. She came on too rough and fast for him… But it was for Mikey's own protection… Stupid dilemma!
Just then a remote controlled toy truck came zipping into the studio and slammed into Mitsuki's foot. Yelping in pain, she was about to give the toy a kick when she saw a monitor installed on it. The screen fizzled and crackled, then the form of Agent F appeared on it. Mitsuki jumped in her shoes.
"Greetings Agent M," her ex-partner/boss cooed, still in his mail box costume.
Mitsuki scowled.
"You got a lotta nerve Agent F," she growled, her usually bright anime features turning dark with a black shadow hanging over her face.
"What?" Agent F asked. "The flatscreen TV mounted on a toy truck wasn't my idea. It was in the suggestion box…"
Cut to inside Agency HQ with a box labeled "Suggestions for mysterious communication devices" and the line of agents with their suggestions up to the box.
Back to LilyMu Studios…
Agent F puffed out an aggravated sigh.
"It was to get the faculty more involved with their job," his eyes got beady with the thought then he sweat-dropped. "That and I was running out of ideas."
Mitsuki knelt down and picked the truck clean off the floor, bringing her face very close to the screen.
"This is my last warning Agent F," the spy turned actress narrowed her eyes at him. "Leave me and my friends alone."
"Sure," Agent F replied in a sing-song voice. "But only if you come back to me-… I mean us…"
He gave a sheepish smile then sweat-dropped.
"My answer is still no," Mitsuki had an anger anime blood-vessel pop out on her head. "Now you either leave me and Mikey alone or I will come to the Agency's HQ, tear off your eyebrows and light them on fire!"
Agent F gave Mitsuki a cocky grin.
"Does the cost outweigh the benefit Agent M?" he asked as evil as any super-villain. "With the measures you're taking to protect Mikey Simon, you're driving him and the rest of your friends away. Think about it M. You're going through all this trouble to protect these so-called friends that clearly don't care about you. Mikey Simon will never return your feelings, you know that. Now, make it easy on yourself and come to back."
Mitsuki scowled deeply as tears welled up in her eyes.
"They do SO care about me!" she blasted back shaking the screen. "Mikey too! And I will not desert my friends like that! Expect a fight to the death Agent F, because I will not give up so easily!"
Agent F's cocky grin gradually melted from his face.
"That I know Agent M," he voiced. "You always were stubborn… and so am I. Either you'll crack under the pressure or we'll get our hands on Mikey Simon. Either way, you will come back to us M…"
"Don't count on it," Mitsuki glowered before her head inflated with anger. "I hope that costume rusts shut on you!"
Agent F only had time to let out a shocked gasp as Mitsuki brought her foot down over the TV monitor, busting it in half.
Transmission ended.
On the other side of the screen Agent F watched the static from the now deceased yet affectionately deemed "Agent Vroom Vroom" for a long second. Spinning in his mailbox costume to his awaiting secret agent captains Agent F gritted his teeth and his eyebrow twitched. He was mad.
"Give Agent M everything we got," the head Agency honcho voiced intensely, through his teeth. "We will get her back!"
"AND VENGEANCE FOR AGENT VROOM VROOM!" one of the agents anime cried, weeping over the now deceased agent. "He was so young!"
Agent F rolled his eyes.
"Yes, and for Agent Vroom, Vroom," he gave a raspberry. "Just get your butts out there and MAKE Agent M come back! I don't care how or at what cost, I WANT HER BACK!"
Cue the awkward silence through the room as Agent F bounced up and down in his costume, in an anger tantrum.
"Do you mean back to the Agency, right? Because she was never romantically involved with you personally," one of the agents asked, anime question mark popping over his head scratching his head.
"YOU'RE A MONKEY BOY! MONKEY BOYS DON'T THINK!!!" Agent F blasted.
And the agents took off out of the room faster than the wind itself.
Cue more sushi getting down with their bad selves!
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