HELLO MY LOYAL PRISON- I mean readers! I can't believe this is Chapter 5! This is the most I have ever written!
Yuck: Are we meeting a new character today?
Why yes, Yuck, we are.
Yang: I know who she is! *sighs and gazes into a distance*
Anyways, Yin say the disclaimer!
Yin: Jay owns no one except the idea, my unborn child, and our new charrie... :P
Yuck is the best boyfriend ever! He totally protected me! I mean, he was so brave! Okay, here is what happened...
~~Flashback~~
I was walking in the mall trying to figure out what to get for my baby, when I was suddenly pulled into a random photo booth. I was about to start kicking and screaming when I recognized the black paw with perfectly manicured claws with kitten designs on them. I turned around and glared at the black cat that had scared me.
"STAR, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" I screamed, "You could have given me a warning before you abducted me!"
"But where is the fun in that?" my crazy best friend murmured, "Anyways, I think you have some explaining to do. When were you going to tell me you were having a litter?"
My eyes widened as I realized I had forgotten that Star had this power that allowed her to read peoples minds. Not like that sparkly weirdo from that vampire romance novel. She can understand everything she hears AND can project her thoughts for private conversations. Star's past is unknown, even to her. She just showed up one day, bruised, beaten, bleeding, and on the brink of collapsing. When she woke up the next day, she couldn't remember who she was, where she came from, or what happened to her. By the way, in case you want to know, Star is a black cat with a white star-shaped mark over one of her brilliant crimson eyes.
"Star, I was gonna tell you when I saw you, but then you 'kidnapped me' so I forgot," I said evenly.
"Oh well, these type of things happen. You don't have to tell me who the father is, I already know its Yuck."
My pink fur turned pinker. Before I could retort, a loud explosion rang through the mall. I ran out of the photo booth (how long had we been in there) with Star hot on my heels. I heard an evil laugh that turned into very loud coughing. What type of lameo villain is this?
"Whew, I gotta stop laughing like that. Anyways, YIN, SURRENDER TO ME OF FACE THE WRATH OF CARL, THE EVIL COCKROACH WIZARD!"
Well that explained a lot. I barely even had enough time to think that before Carl levitated me fifteen feet above the ground.
"YIN," Star screamed when she saw me.
"So, Yin, do you surrender to me or would you rather face your imminent doom?"
"What makes you think I would surrender to a pipsqueak like you?"
Carl turned red before letting me fall. I just closed my eyes because I knew I couldn't use my Woo Foo powers. However, I didn't hit the ground (obviously) instead I came into contact with soft, furry arms. I opened my eyes to find myself looking into flashing amber orbs. Yuck didn't look very happy to see Carl attacking a mall.
"Star," he growled, his eyes never leaving mine.
"Yes, Yuck?" my best friend snarled.
"Carl tried to hurt Yin didn't he?"
"Yesss..."
"Should we teach a lesson?"
"...I thought you'd never ask, my good friend."
Yuck sat me down on an undamaged bench and started helping Star beat the living daylights out of Carl. The poor cockroach didn't stand a chance. I learned to two things: 1) Never leave the dojo while I am preggars and 2) Star and Yuck are a very powerful combination.
Wow, finally. I know some of you hate me right now. By the way, if I finish this story, I may write one about Star. What do you think about that Star?
Star: I think it is a great idea, Jay.
Yin: Why are you so lazy?
I had writers block and strep throat and still recovering from both. Don't blame me.
Yang: Review, it shows that you care...