Note: This "story" is meant for entertainment purposes. I changed the name because I wanted it to be more fun, rather than just hating on random things.
I decided to make a list of things I love about Fanfic.
1. Facebook/Chatroom stories. These are incredibly funny and I love reading the comments and usernames.
Exhibit A:
ILovetheLittleMermaid: Give me Athens, Owl Face!
NocturnalBirdsFTW: No!
ILovetheLittleMermaid: No one cares about your stupid tree anyways!
NocturnalBirdsFTW: Oh yeah? Then why didn't they choose you?
ILovetheLittleMermaid: Because you cheated!
RomeoandJuliet4ever: Aww, lover's quarrel!
ILovetheLittleMermaid and NocturnalBirdsFTW: Shut up!
(A/N: I was thinking of writing one of these types of stories…thoughts?)
2. Extremely well written stories that are around 20 chapters long. There's nothing more fun than sitting around for about an hour while on vacation and reading a really good story.
3. Getting spammed by FanFic from all the alerts you get from your super awesome…fans? Is that what they're called? Or readers?
4. People who write long reviews. I love you. You guys really know how to make my day by writing a long and constructive review. Sadly, I'm not one of these people.
Exhibit A: Typical dnapolymerase314 review
lol that was hilarious! Update soon! :)
5. People who add me to Favorite Story/Author
6. People who add me to Story Alert
7. People who add me to Favorite Story/Author, Story Alert, and write really long reviews.
8. Authors who craftily make references to other books/series. Especially if it's from Harry Potter.
Exhibit A:
Percy stared at the knife at his neck, wishing it would diapparate.
Exhibit B:
Nico was so mad at Annabeth; sometimes he thought she was more annoying than Hermione!
Exhibit C:
POLL: Whose beard is better? Zeus or Dumbledore?
9. Thalico stories. Personal fav. (For some it's Percabeth, Tratie, Jiper…?)
10. Cool usernames.
What do you think? Opinions? Ideas? Review :D