I was considering writing a Couple List page but I wasn't sure if it would be popular. However, thanks to 78meg9 who requested this list, here it is! :D
1. Weird couple names. Here are the worst names…EVER.
Puke (Percy+Luke)
Thuke (Thalia+Luke)
Heck, any couple name with "Luke"
Pothena (Pot…um…no. Athena+Poseidon)
2. Cute couple names:
Tratie. I like it.
Rico. While I absolutely hate Nico+Rachel, I like their couple name. Go figure.
Zera. Haha sounds like a name from a Sci-Fi movie.
3. Worst Couples:
Nico+Rachel. THIS IS A NO-NO.
Thalia+Luke. This one is just weird.
Athena+Poseidon. NEVER.
Artemis+Apollo (They're freaking twins! How can you pair them?)
Conner/Travis+Clarisse. lol Clarisse probably could beat either one of them up.
Grover+Enchiladas (lol)
Percy+Artemis (Newsflash: Artemis is one of the MAIDEN goddesses)
Malcom+Bianca (Who came up with this?)
4. Best Couples
Travis+Katie – This is so cute. Fine…more like cuteeeeeeee (AH! I SOUND LIKE APHRODITE!)
Grover+Juniper – For all our tree-huggers :)
Silena+Beckendorf – Go Silena! Break the status quo and date a guy from Hephaestus!
Clarisse+Chris – C'mon, even a girl from Ares needs some love, too.
Sally+Blowfish (lawl)
I'm not going to add "Thalico" because that's my bias…if you haven't figured it out by now.
5. Mediocre Couples
Percabeth – Not horrible, not incredibly cute. Sorry.
Percy+Rachel – Eh…not that great
Jason+Piper – They're kinda boring
Luke+Annabeth – There's not much here because Annabeth already established that she loved him as a brother in TLO
6. Fluff:
Q: How much fluffy cuteness can you put in a story?
A: Enough to keep Aphrodite happy, but not too much otherwise you'll piss off Artemis.
7. How do you feel about our favorite heroes godly parents getting involved in their relationships? I think it's hilarious but some people don't like it
8. I don't like stories when one of the lovers gets resurrected from the dead.
9. I like stories when the main characters don't start off being in love/dating. I think it's funnier to watch them fall for each other XD (evil me…)
10. I love it when there Chiron randomly announces to the camp that there will be a dance/formal and everyone freaks out. Except the Aphrodite cabin.
11. I love it when the characters blame Aphrodite for everything.
Exhibit A:
Nico (thinking): Thalia looks hot today…stupid Aphrodite!
Annabeth (thinking): Damnn, Percy's been working out…shut up Aphrodite!
Katie (thinking): Whoa, did Travis do something nice?...be quiet Aphrodite!
Aphrodite needs love too :(
Hmm...this chapter is kinda boring. Sorry, guys/girls. Thanks for the 20 reviews though! :)