Written by.. Well, you don't need to know. Characters are OOC, but whatever.

ELI'S POV

"C-Clare," Eli stuttered as his direction turned from his boy toy to his girlfriend.

"What's going on here?" Clare asked in disbelief.

"Fitz-Fitz and I were just..."

"Were just what?" Clare snapped at me.

"I was just trying to get the nasty gunk out of his teeth," Eli quickly eyes averted to Fitz who was laughing hysterically. I glared at him and his laugh lightened a little.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Fitz laughed "It's just, that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard." He continued his laughter and I just started hyperventallating, afraid that he might tell Clare what's really going on.

"You see Clare," Fitz started "Your boyfriend and I had a pretty wild time last night, he's pretty crazy, if you know what I mean," Fitz winked.

"Wow," she muttered. I squeezed my eyes shut, fearing of what she was gonna say next. "I don't know if I should be shocked or completely turned on by this."

My jaw dropped along with Fitz's as we hear those last four words come out of her mouth. "W-what did you just say?"

"You know boys," Clare started as she sat down in between Fitz and I, wrapping her arms around both of our shoulders, "The thought of my boyfriend and you, Fitz, making out really got me hot and bothered."

Both boys stared at Clare, "Really?" they both said unison.

"Incredibly hot."

"So what do you say?" Fitz spoke up, "Threesome on the front steps?" He asked, raising his eyebrows.

"Ummm..." I hesitated.

"Come on Eli, live a little," Clare persuaded. I hesitantly nodded and watched Fitz turn to Clare.

Fitz got closer closer and whispered in Clare's ear,"Open your mouth," and of course, she obeyed.

Fitz thrust his tongue into her mouth was taken aback,but quickly caught on. Their tongues danced and Fitz pressed his body against Clare's.

She could feel his erection pressed against her and let out a small moan. Eli took this as his cue and stepped slid in front of Fitz and lifted Clare's skirt.

"You're so wet." he whispered she had time to reply, Eli pulled her skirt down and began to rub her wet hole.

"Fuck." she pulled down Clare's panties and tossed them this time, Fitz needed a litttle something, stepped close enough to Eli to unbuckle the clasp on Eli's skinny jeans and slowly pulled them down.

"Lie down Clare , legs spread" ordered ,again, grabbed a condom from the pocket in his pants that were tossed off to the side and rolled it then straddled Clare.

"Eli enter meeeee," Clare had no problem with plunged his 6 inches into Clare's dripping hole.

"Yes!" Clare said,moaning."Eli harder!"

She gasp,moaning then, Fitz shoved his dick into Clare's mouth, gagging her. After she caught on,she began to circle the head with her let out a long moan in unison with Eli. Eli's thrust became erratic,and he let out a moan."I' " Eli panted in between thrust."Pull out!" demanded Fitz, looking up near the door. Somebody was watching.

At that Eli had noticed that his dad, Bullfrog walked out of the house. The three were so close to the door that Bullfrog had no room to walk. He was so distracted by the fact that his son and two of his friends were having a threesome on his front steps, his mind went blank and he forgot to step over then. His foot got caught on Fitz's wet and juicy 7 inch and tumbled to the ground, head first. The three froze as they heard Bullfrog's head crash into the ground. It was covered in blood, and they couldn't see him breathing. They were pretty sure he was dead, but that didn't stop them.

Fitz slipped Eli's cock into his mouth and began sucking. He tickled his balls and in a matter of seconds, Eli came in Fitz's mouth.

Catching his breath,Eli asked, "Clare,have you ever tasted cum?"

She shook her head and walked over. Fitz locked his lips with hers and transferred a bit of the cum into her did the same with Eli. After swallowing the cum, Eli had found a morbid fascination with Bullfrogs presumed to be dead body. "I think he's dead."

"What?" Clare and Fitz said in unison. "This so ruined the mood." Fitz whined as he went and found his clothes, scattered around the steps and part of the garden.

"What do we do with it?" Clare asked, while putting her bra back on.

"Well, it's not like we can take him to the hospital and say 'Oh my dad just tripped on my friends dick while we were screwing each other on the front step and now he's dead'" Eli said frantically.

"Yeah, you're right. But, what are we gonna do with a fucking corpse on your front lawn, man?" Fitz asked

"Wait," Clare interrupted, "Couldn't you just go get Adam to help you? Fitz and I can stay here incase neighbours are wondering why some teenagers were having sex on the front steps or why there was a dead guy on the front lawn. Sound good? "

"Alright," Eli sighed. "Just, stay here. You guys can go inside if you want. And if CeCe comes home early and asks why he isn't here, just bullshit an answer, she's gullible as fuck."

Fitz helped Eli put Bullfrogs body into the back of morty. Within a few minutes, Eli was off to Adams house. Clare and Fitz had the whole house to themselves.

"So, you never got around to actually fucking me, right?" Clare asked. Fitz nodded as a reply.

"Would you like to?"