"All right! Come to dad-" Before Ash can finish his battle cry, the head of the ghoul in front of him explodes. He casts a sidelong look to a man in a red beret reloading his rifle.
He sets a withering glare on Arcade, who isn't trying very hard to stifle his laughter.
"You!" he cries, pointing his chainsaw at Boone. Boone gives a grunt in response, and continues reloading. "I want you to go melee." Boone makes a disgusted face, holstering his rifle.
"All right. If that's what you think. Didn't get much hand-to-hand training though," he says.
A few hours later, our group of Big Damn Heroes misfits encounters a group of fiends. Ash grins like a madman at the prospect of finally getting a hit in on an enemy.
He gets on in his sights, and aims for the stupid looking cow helmet. Just as he's about to give the fiend a suckerpunch full of roaring justice, Boone steps in front of him, and neckchops the fiend to the ground.
Ash, in utter disgust, sends Boone back to Novac.