Aliea Academy's TOD Show
Matsukaze: Ne Endou-kantoku! Let's play soccer!
Endou: Sorry! I'm too old for that!
Matsukaze: Eh? O.O But you're at the same age as me!
Endou: Yeah, that's true…
Matsukaze: So will you play with me?
Endou: No
Matsukaze: You're so bad! T^T
Endou: I only play soccer with Kazemaru!
Matsukaze: But he still doesn't like you!
Endou: Yes he does!
Matsukaze: No he doesn't!
Endou: Yes he does!
Matsukaze: No he doesn't!
Gazelle: (punches both in the head) WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Matsukaze: Ow! T^T
Endou: (laughs) WHAT A CRY BABY!
Heat: Isn't that supposed to be Shindou who is the cry baby?
Shindou: Hurtful!
Heat: (chuckles)
Kirino: Do you want an ice pack Matsukaze?
Matsukaze: Thanks Ranmaru-san!
Kirino: (smiles and goes to the kitchen)
Clara: Glad that Endou is happy again!
Metron: I prefer the sulking Endou!
Clara: You're so bad! (hits Metron in the head)
Metron: Stop that weakling!
Clara: (froze) W-W-WEAKLING? ! (goes to emo corner)
Zel: No wonder Maquia chose me because you are horrible with girls!
Metron: (red vein pops) SHUT UP!
Kirino: (goes out of kitchen) Hey Matsukaze! Here's the ice pack! (gives ice pack)
Matsukaze: Thanks Ranmaru-san!
Rean: Well since Clara is going emo over there, Keeve-san can you do the honours of announcing the dares?
Keeve: OKAY! SO THESE ARE DARES FROM Sweet-Cool-Twins!
IE Casts: AGAIN? !
Heat: That's three-in-a-row already!
Burn: RUN FOR OUR LIVES!
Droll: Or you mean "Run for YOUR(points at Gazelle and Burn) lives"
Gouenji: You're right, since these dares are coming from a GazellexBurn fan
Keeve: Ehem! Anyway, Here are the dares;
alright! Time for me to post somemore dares!
- I dare kogure to prank the kappas!
- I dare shindou to use his uhm...the huge human like thingy and start an orchestra with it.
- I dare Ranmaru to wear a bunny custume and bounce around the whole entire place please.
-I know shindou must hate minamisawa, let him hit minamisawa using a slipper!
- I dare kazemaru to ballet dance in front of endou.
- I dare hitomiko to wear the most sexiest dress and flirt with a random person.
- I dare IC to seriously marry the random guy, and divorce right after it.
- thank you IQ, this time I dare you to do anything you want for the whole day.
- thanks for the comment handa, hiroto dance to ryuusei boy!
- My dare was not done for kabeyama, he did not finish doing an infine number of pushups. Do it again till you finish it!
- since I'm a greally good person, nah I don't think so. I would like atsuya to have a human body.
- A welcome gift for atsuya, fubuki to kiss him on the cheek.
- another welcome girt, get hugged by fubuki
- No more welcome gifts, let sakuma throw a penguin plushie at fudou and no penguin fight!
- I dare kidou to force fudou to change his hairstyle.
- oh wait! i forgot, how did fudou got a tatoo on his head?
- A truth finally, now lets get to burn-sama and gazelle-sama's dare. I dare them to get married! Please sent the photos to me. Including the cake! oh, and a copy of the wedding album! and the wedding dress to me too! just give everything to me. The chair gazelle-sama and burn-sama sat on, the fork and spoons they used everything!
Matsukaze: You hate Minamisawa-san?
Shindou: No... okay maybe…
Matsukaze: Is it because Ranmaru-san is always hanging out with him?
Shindou: (blushes and looks away) N-No! I-I just hate people who are overly calm!
Matsukaze: (looks at Shindou suspicious) Oh really?
Shindou: (takes out phone)
Matsukaze: Okay! Sorry! Sorry! Just please don't call Kudou-kantoku! ! ! ! ! ! T^T
Ulvida: STOP WITH YOUR COMEDIC ACT AND START WITH THE FIRST DARE!
IE Casts except Ulvida: (sweat dropped) Scary…
Matsukaze: (tilts head) This is a comedy?
Kogure: WHY DO I HAVE TO PRANK THOSE KAPPAS? THERE CREEPY ESPECIALLY WITH THEIR DANCE!
Zel: DO IT OR YOU'LL BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES!
Kogure: Argh! You found out my weakness!
Zel: That's your weakness?
Kogure: (sweat dropped) Uhh… No! It's not!
Zel: (looks at Kogure suspicious) But you said it out loud!
Kogure: I did not!
Zel: Yes you did!
Kogure: Can we just get this over with!
Zel: Oh yeah! I almost forgot!
Kogure: (sigh) That was close….
Few minutes later…
Kogure: Hey Kappas!
Kappa: It's the elf!
Kogure: (red vein pops) HEY! (clears throat) anyway, Here! (gives cucumber)
Kappa: (takes cucumber) Thank you! And here! (gives cucumber)
Kogure: Thanks! (eats cucumber) WAHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! SOOOO SPICYYYY! ! ! (runs around)
Kappa: (dances) Sui Sui Sui Sui~ (eats cucumber) YUMMY! BYE! (leaves)
Matsukaze: (laughs) KOGURE'S PRANK FAILED! ! ! ! ! (continues laughing)
IC: Let's go to the next dare!
Shindou: I forgot how to call out my keshin(avatar).
Everyone except Shindou: YOU FORGOT? ! O.O
Burn: Only a failure forgets how to call out their keshin!
Everyone except Burn and Shindou: (gasp)
Shindou: (froze) F-F-F-FAILURE? ! (goes to emo corner and sulking)
Kirino: Here we go again… (sigh)
Gazelle: That was rude Burn!
Burn: But he IS a failure!
Heat: That guy has some failure issues, don't ya think?
Nepper: Yep!
Shindou: (sobbing) I'm a failure… (sniffles)
Kirino: Hey, I told you, you aren't a failure…
Shindou: Yes I am! (sniffles)
Kirino: Mo...Shindou, you just got to call out your keshin, it's normal for people to forget…
Shindou: I-It is? (sniffles)
Kirino: Of course (hugs Shindou)
Shindou: (hugs back)
All girls: YAOIIII! ! ! ! !
Matsukaze: (takes picture) I'm definitely showing this to everyone in Raimon!
Kirino: So how about try calling out your keshin?
Shindou: O-O-Okay… (stands up)
Kirino: You can do it!
Shindou: Thanks… Okay! (deep breath) Let's go-
Shindou's keshin: Yo!
Shindou: GAHHH ! ! ! (faints)
IE Cast except Shindou: O.O
Heat: (sweat dropped) His keshin just showed up out of the blue!
Matsukaze: SINCE WHEN KESHINS TALK? ! O.O
Kirino: Oi Shindou! Wake up!
Shindou: (slowly opens eyes) Huh?
Heat: Hmm… How many times did he cried, faint, and goes emo?
Metron: Dunno, I lost count.
Ulvida: ANYWAY DO YOUR DARE SHINDOU!
Shindou: Uh… Hai! (clears throat) Okay, ready…uh…Keshin?
Shindou's keshin: (nods)
Shindou: Alright! Ready… 1..2..3..Go!
Few seconds later…
Shindou: (goes emo corner) I fail at doing orchestra… (sniffles) T^T
Kirino: You don't fail at orchestra, you did was...uh… unusual?
Shindou: (sniffles) Just admit that you think I'm a failure… (sniffles)
Kirino: Mo… But I'm telling the truth
Tachimukai: Wow, Shindou is really taking the failure thing seriously…
Endou: I counted his sulking about failure and it has already been 4 times he sulked about it!
IE Casts except Endou, Shindou and Kirino: Four times? ! O.O
Gazelle: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SHINDOU'S FAILURES AND CONTINUE? !
Toramaru: Wow, Gazelle-san sure is loud.
Gouenji: Yeah..
Ulvida: (pulls Kirino) It's your turn pinkie!
Kirino: Hey! Why are you calling me pinkie? !
Ulvida: Cause your hair is pink…DUH!
Kirino: I hate people calling me Pinkie!
Ulvida: Who cares! Just put on the bunny costume! (shoves bunny costume)
Kirino: Hey… This doesn't look like an actual bunny costume! It looks like a bunny costume that girls wear in the casinos!
Ulvida: JUST PUT ON IT!
Kirino: Eek! Alright!
Few second later…
Kirino: First the short skirt now this!
All boys except Kirino: (nosebleed)
IQ: O.O (covers IC's eyes)
Diam: Now go bounce around!
Kirino: WHAT! I'M NOT DOING IT!
Diam: DO IT!
Kirino: THIS IS GOING TO BE EMBARASSING! T^T (bouncing around)
Kidou: (covers eyes with his cape)
Endou: (takes picture) I'm so going to post this on facebook! Ushishishi~
Kogure: HEY!
Endou: Why are you here? ! Why don't you just get your revenge against those Kappas!
Kogure: Hmmm…. Good idea… Ushishishi~
Few minutes later…
Kirino: (goes emo corner) That was soooooo embarrassing… (sniffles)
Rean: OKAY NEXT!
Minamisawa: (opens door) Yo… I got a call from Matsukaze (flips hair) So what do you guys want?
Fuyuka: Here.. (gives slippers to Shindou)
Shindou: Minamisawa-san! ! ! (throws slippers at Minamisawa)
Minamisawa: (dodges) Shindou, it's not cool to hit slippers with upperclassmen you know that?
Shindou: So, you mean I'm not cool?
Minamisawa: Ye-
Matsukaze: (covers Minamisawa's mouth) He says that your cool! It's just hitting someone with a slipper could ruin your coolness! (chuckles and removes hand at his mouth)
Minamisawa: Matsukaze, don't tell me you didn't wash your hands?
Matsukaze: Uh… (whistles)
Minamisawa: That's so uncool!
Matsukaze: I'm uncool? !
Minamisawa: Yes!
Matsukaze: (froze) NO WAY! ! ! (goes emo corner)
Metron: So, it's Clara, Kirino and Matsukaze in the emo corner, who's next?
Shindou: (goes emo corner) That'd be me…
Metron: (sweat dropped) W-What just happened?
Rean: Minamisawa, just wrote "Shindou's a failure" in a huge notebook (chuckles)
Minamisawa: (flips hair) Ja, I'll be leaving now… (leaves)
Toramaru: Minamisawa is sooo cool!
Tobitaka: But I'm much cooler than him.
Toramaru: Uhh… Y-Yeah
Pandora: I guess Shindou wouldn't continue since he's sulking… Let's get on with the next!
Kazemaru: I WON'T DANCE BALLET!
Pandora: DO IT!
Kazemaru: NO!
Gouenji: Just do it Kazemaru, or else I'll tell Miyasaka that you changed the doll he gave you into an Endou doll.
Kazemaru: (blushes) H-How did you know? !
Endou: KAZEMARU STILL LIKES ME!
Kazemaru: I changed it when we started dating but then we broke up I burned it!
Endou: Y-YOU BURNED IT!
Kazemaru: Yep!
Gouenji: That was harsh.
Kazemaru: I know right?
Gouenji: Anyway do it!
Kazemaru: (sighs) Fine! (dances ballet in front of Endou)
Rean: Woah! He's better than me!
Hiroto: It's because he has ballet class every Saturday!
Rean: (sweat dropped)B-Ballet class?
Metron: Well, that's gayish of him.
Kazemaru: (goes to emo corner) That's so mean! T^T (sniflles)
Diam: There goes another one..
Keeve: (sweat dropped) Sooo… Who's going to call Hitomiko-san?
Hiroto: Me! Me! Me!
Keeve: You're acting like a kid Hiroto
Hiroto: A-A-A-A-A-A-A KIDDDDDDDDD? ! (goes emo)
Metron: Wow, another one.
Rean: (Sigh) I'll call Hitomiko-san! (dials phone)
Few minutes later…
Hitomiko: (opens door) Hey!
Everyone except people going emo: Hey Hitomiko-sa- OMG! ! ! !
Hitomiko: What?
All boys: (nosebleed)
IQ: (pulls Kidou's cape and covers it to IC) SHIELD YOUR EYES IC!
Kidou: HEY!
Keeve: H-H-Hitomiko-san… W-Why are you wearing something sooooo…revealing?
Hitomiko: Ohh… Rean told me.
Rean: (chuckles) I told her to bring her sexiest dress not wear it already.
Hitomiko: You did?
Rean: Yes I did!
Ulvida: At least we're not wasting time, so Hitomiko-san, your dared to flirt with a random guy while wearing that.
Hitomiko: Alright!
Maquia: (looks around) Hey! How about you flirt with that guy! (points)
Tsunami: That's not a guy that's a girl!
Maquia: Oopsie! (looks around again) Hey about that! (points)
Tachimukai: That's Furukabu-san!
Maquia: O.O Maquia need to get her eyes checked
IQ: Seriously
Midorikawa: How about him! (points)
Hitomiko: Alright! (goes near to the guy) Hey there…
Random guy: (turns around) Do I know yo- O.O
Hitomiko: I was wondering if we could talk about ourselves just you and me in a-
Random Guy: Sorry, but I don't like hanging out with old ladies wearing revealing clothes. (leaves)
Hitomiko: O-O-O-OLD? ! (goes emo corner)
Endou: Wow, so many going emo so little time.
Tachimukai: (nods)
Rean: Next Dare!
IC: I heard that the Random guy is married two days ago.
IQ: Really? ! YES!
Rean: But you still have to do you dare!
IC: Okay!
IQ: NOOOO! ! !
Metron: (ties IQ to a chair)
IQ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! !
Midorikawa: I'll be the priest!
Random Guy: (opens door) I'm back!
IC: Hello Random Guy!
Random Guy: Hello Honey! ! !
Crypto: ACHOOOOOOOOO ! !
Metron: Bless you.
Crypto: Thanks… (leaves)
Midorikawa: Let's get this over with!
Droll: Here's the wedding dress (shoves dress to IC)
IC: Not this dress again! It's sooooo itchy!
Droll: JUST WEAR IT!
IC: (sigh) Alright
Few minutes later(wedding already started) (A/N: Sorry! I just got tired)
Midorikawa: Do you Frankenstein take IC as your lawfully wedded wife?
Random Guy: STOP CALLING ME FRANKENSTEIN! (clears throat) I do!
Midorikawa: And do you IC take quick-tempered Frankenstein as you lawfully wedded husband?
IC: I do!
Midorikawa: Now you may-
IQ: (glares at Midorikawa)
Midorikawa: Uhh… I-I-I mean, you may hug the bride! Yeah! That's right!
IC and Random guy: (hugs)
IC: Now! Time to divorce! Gimme the paper!
Midorikawa: Here! (gives paper)
Random Guy: (signs paper) Bye! (leaves)
IC: (signs) DONE!
Midorikawa: So who's up?
Rean: (points at Hiroto)
Midorikawa: (sigh) STAND UP HIROTO!
Hiroto: (quickly stands up) H-H-H-HAI!
Midorikawa: DO YOUR DARE!
Hiroto: Awesome! My favourite song! (plays ryuusei boy and dances)
Diam: Wow, He's not sulking anymore…
Keeve: HE LOOKS HILARIOUS! (laughs and takes picture)
Few minutes later…
Hiroto: (stops dancing) FINISH!
Everyone except Hiroto: (claps hands) BRAVO! THAT WAS GREAT! That was horrible…
Endou: NOW! It's Kabeyama's turn!
Kabeyama: I can't do it! T^T
Endou: Come on! If you do it, Aki will take you to that favourite restaurant and treat you!
Aki: WHAT!
Kabeyama: Alright! (starts doing push-ups)
Handa: Great! Now next!
Fubuki: I'll go to his grave now! (leaves)
Few minutes later…
Fubuki: (opens door) I'm back!
Metron: That was quick
Fubuki: The grave is really not far from here!
Atsuya: I HAVE LIVED! WOHOOO! ! ! !
Fubuki: Welcome back Atsuya! (kisses Atsuya on the cheek)
Atsuya: (blushes and holds cheek) W-W-WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!
Fubuki: (hugs Atsuya)
Atsuya: (face turning red like a tomato) S-S-SHIROU!
Gouenji: I'm gonna get that guy back in the grave! ! ! !
All girls: YAOIIIII~! KYAAAAA! (takes pictures)
Diam: Two dares are finish! Now on with the next!
Sakuma: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (throws Fudou red penguin plushies)
Fudou: (gets hit hundred times) SAKUMA! ! ! ! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Kidou: Ne Fudou!
Fudou: What is it Kidou~?
Kidou: Can you do me a favour and change your hairstyle?
Fudou: Of course! Be right back! (leaves)
30 minutes later…
Fudou: I'm back!
Kidou: Welcome ba- WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? ! O.O
Sakuma: HE'S BALD! ! ! ! ! (laughs insanely)
Fudou: SHUT UP! ONE EYE!
Ulvida: YOU TWO SHUT UP!
Rean: Next!
Midorikawa: Now for the truth, How did you have a tattoo on your head Fudou?
Fudou: I told the doctor to put me one, just so that I'll become a gangster and show the people that I'm a bad boy!
Kidou: You're trying to be a bad boy?
Fudou: YESSSSS!
Kidou: I hate bad boys!
Fudou: (Froze) YOU HATE BAD BOYS! (goes to emo corner)
Sakuma: YESSSSSSSSSSS!
Handa: It's now the main event! Here Gazelle (shoves wedding dress)
Gazelle: (blushes)
Burn: Awesome! (goes to the changing room)
Gazelle: (blushes) Y-YOU'RE ALRIGHT WITH THAT? !
Burn: Of course!
Few minutes later…
IC: Let the wedding begin!
IQ: (sigh) I don't know what to do with you…
Diam: Can I be the next priest?
Rean: SURE!
(wedding starts)
Diam: Do you Tulip-san take Gazelle to be your lawfully wedded wi- I mean husband?
Burn: I do!
Diam: Do you Gazelle take Tulip-san to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Gazelle: (blushes) I do…
All girls: KYAAA~!
All boys except Gazelle and Burn: SHHH!
Diam: Okay, now you may kiss the br- err…. Groom? ?
Burn: (kisses Gazelle)
Gazelle: (kisses back)
Rean: OKAY! TIME TO EAT!
Endou: Alright!
Everyone: Itadakimasu!
(after eating)
Toramaru: That was delicious!
Gouenji: Yeah!
Atsuya: FINALLY I GOT TO TASTE FOOD! ! IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE! ! !
Rean: (sweat dropped) Well, time to deliver the cake, the pictures and everything to Writer-kun!
Keeve: Okay, That's it for today's show!
Ulvida: See ya'!
Minamisawa: Ne minna…
Everyone except Minamisawa: How did you get here?
Minamisawa: I just noticed something.
Everyone except Minamisawa: What?
Minamisawa: You guys are sooo uncool! (flips hair) That's all! Ja ne! (leaves)
Everyone: WE'RE UNCOOL? ! (goes emo corner)