Aliea Academy's TOD Show
Matsukaze: (opens door) Hey...Guys? (looks around) Nobody's here…hmmm… I'll call Captain! (dials phone)
(ringing)
(ringing)
Shindou's voice message: Hey it's Shindou, I'm busy at the moment so please just leave a message, but if this is Matsukaze…. DON'T CALL AGAIN! Thanks! (beeping)
Matsukaze: (hangs up phone) Wow, Shindou's phone hates me… O.O
(creeking sounds)
Matsukaze: WAHHHHHHH! ! G-G-GHOST! ! ! ! ( hides under the table and shivers) WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS? ! (takes deep breath) Stay come Tenma, there no ghost here!
?: Or maybe…
Matsukaze: ! ! ! ! ! (faints)
Mika: (laughs) Gotcha! You fell for it!
Gouenji: But…I think you just went overboard with the scaring Mika.
Mika: That's just a punishment for being late! So you guys don't even dare get here late!
Heat: I'll take note of that. (takes notebook and writes down)
IQ: (sweat dropped) I thought you were saying it in a metaphorical way.
Hiroto: Quit with the big words IQ!
IQ: But it isn't b-
Hiroto: STOP TALKING IQ! ! ! !
IQ: Chill Gran-sama!
Midorikawa: Don't worry about him IQ, he's been having dreams about school and learning. (chuckles)
Hiroto: NOT YOU TOO MIDORIKAWA-KUN!
Midorikawa: What did I do?
Hiroto: JUST BE QUIET!
Midorikawa: (slaps Hiroto)
Hiroto: Ow! (holds face) T-Thanks Midorikawa-kun… I-I really need that.
Fubuki: Hey guys! Look at Atsuya! (points at Atsuya)
Everyone except Atsuya: (looks at Atsuya) W-WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? ! O.O
Atsuya: Y-Yo (hiccups) guys! (hiccups)
IQ: Is he intoxicated with alchohol or something?
Kidou: Okay now you're talking scientifically IQ
IQ: Oops sorry! I meant is he drunk?
Atsuya: N-Nonsense (hiccups) I am perfectly (hiccups) fine (fell in the ground and sleeping)
Mika: Guess it isn't true… Take him back in the grave!
IE Cast: YOU SERIOUS? ! O.O
Mika: YEAH! YOU GUYS HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? !
Fubuki: Well yeah… Atsuya has already lived and we're just going to get him back there?
Mika: Yeah, you're right.. Okay, bring him to the room!
Fubuki and Burn: (brings Atsuya to the room)
Metron: W-Wait I think it's not a good idea to-
Burn: GAHHHHH! IT BURNS! (runs away)
Mika: What happened?
Fubuki: It's Kazemaru-kun and Captain! There making out!
Everyone except Fubuki: OMG O.O
Kazemaru and Endou: (blushes) GAHHHH!
Rean: So much for JUST being friends.
Kanon: Yeah!
Everyone except Kanon: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! !
Kanon: (covers ears) NOT SO LOUD!
Gazelle: What is HE doing here?
Kanon: I fell from up there! (points up)
Burn: In the ceiling?
Kanon: NO! Up there! (points up)
Handa: In the Sky?
Kanon: NO! UP THERE! (points up)
Midorikawa: In the heaven?
Kanon: Bingo!
Gouenji: Can that even be possible?
Kirino: Maybe for a God
Aphrodite: HEY! HE'S NOT A GOD! I AM!
Kirino: No you're not…
Aphrodite: Yes I am!
Kirino: No you're not, if you were a God you would be up there right now!
Aphrodite: (froze) Y-YOU'RE RIGHT! (ran up to Hera) MAMA! I'M NOT A GOD! T^T
Hera: HEY! I'M NOT YOUR MAMA!
Aphrodite: (froze again) YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M NOT APHRODITE BECAUSE I'M NOT A GOD! (goes to emo corner) I'M A NOBODY! ! ! ! T^T
Gazelle: (sweatdropped) Uh… I-I'll call Captain.
Burn: Good idea.
Mika: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !
IE Cast: What happened? O.O
Jin: Hello guys~
IE Cast: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !
Mika: Huh? (blinked) Oh, It's just Jin (sighs)
Minamisawa: Mo, You guys are such scaredy-cats.
Kirino: Minamisawa-san! Why are you here?
Minamisawa: Haven't you guys heard? I'm staying here (flips hair)
Shindou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ! ! ! !
Kirino: Wow, That's great! Right Shindou?
Shindou: Uhh… R-R-Right… NO IT'S NOT GREAT! ! ! !
Minamisawa: Also the guest stars are here
IE Casts except Minamisawa: Guest Stars?
Mai: Hiya Guys!
IE Casts except Kazemaru: HEY MAI-SAN! ICHI-CHAN IS HERE!
Kazemaru: (blushes) H-Huh?
Mika: (tilts head) What's going on? And why Ichi-chan? I don't get it.
Gouenji: I'll explain it to ya later.
Mai: (blushes) Hey Ichi-chan..
Mini-Mai: Lookie here! Mai-san is blushing!
Mai: (blushes) B-BE QUIET!
Kirino: (waves hand) Hey Mini-Mai!
Mini-Mai: Hello Ranmaru-chan! (looks at Shindou) Hello failure!
Shindou: F-F-F-F-F-F-FA-FA-FAI-
Kirino: E-Eto…S-She didn't mean Shindou!
Shindou: (wipes tears) Really?
Kirino: Yeah!
Fubuki: Failing is really not Shindou's thing isn't it?
Gouenji: Yeah, demo he's already a…you know..
Fubuki: Well that's mean of you… but who cares! (hugs Gouenji)
Gouenji: (blushes)
Metron: (sighs)
Diam: (glimpse at Metron and ignores sigh)
Metron: (sighs louder)
Diam: (glimpse again and ignores again)
Metron: (sigh much more louder)
Diam: OKAY! ! YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! WHAT'S WRONG? !
Metron: It's Crypto, SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ME! T^T
Diam: Since when you over reacting about that? Are you crushing on her or something?
Metron: (blushes) Well… uhm...
Diam: Woah! You're one of the only people who likes her!
Metron: Why does everyone afraid of her anyway?
Diam: Maybe because of her intimidating look? (looks at Crypto)
Crypto: (looks at Diam back) What?
Diam: (shivers and looks back at Metron) Yeah, It's the look.
Metron: Well I think it's cute.
Mika: (hits both Diam and Metron with a bat) STOP TALKING YOU TWO!
Metron: OW! (holds head) Since when you have a bat?
Mika: Since I started playing baseball!
Diam: Demo, You don't play baseball
(awkward silence)
Mika: …..Anyway… Let's start the dares!
Writer-sama: Alright! Get ready for the IE Casts to be tortured! !
IE Cast: EH? ! O.O
Clara: I-I don't like the sound of that… Well let's begin… Here are dares of IchiMai;
Mini-Mai:I'm going to kill you Mai!
Mai:G-GOMEN!AND WHY THE (BEEP) YOU CALL ICHI-CHAN 'ICHI-ONEECHAN'? !
Mini-Mai:SO? ! YOU DARED ME TOO!
Writer-sama:(sweatdrop)a-anyway here's the dares...again...and can we be the guest star in the next chapter?
-I dare Tenma to kiss Kyousuke!
-I dare Kazemaru to kiss Mai! (Mai:OI! Mini-Mai:MUAHAHAHAHA!)
-I dare Hiro-chan to kiss Ryuu-chan's whole body!
-I dare Mamoru to jump off the cliff!
-I dare Ranmaru-chan to play with Mini-Mai! (Mini-Mai:YAY! Mai: O.O)
-I dare Minamisawa-kun to not flip his hair!
-I dare Fudou to kick Sakuma's butt!(Sakuma is useless in the game!)
-I dare Kidou to play dress up with cats!NYA! X3
-I dare Mini-Burn to kiss Mini-Gazelle!
-I dare Haru-chan to kiss Fuu-chan!
-Final dare!I dare Nanasuke(Ichino) to act like a baby!
Mai and Mini-Mai:(still fighting)
Writer-sama:Please update soon!Please stop fighting!
Writer-sama: OKAY! TENMA! CALL KYOUSUKE! (looks around) Tenma?
Kirino: He's…uhm…out-cold
Minamisawa: Because of his uncoolness not giving him strength. (flips hair)
Kirino: Since when there's a saying like that?
Minamisawa: I made that up (flips hair)
Kirino: Oohh.. That's a nice one!
Minamisawa: Thank you
Shindou: (clenches fist and breaks the pencil his holding) M-Minamisawa-san! ! !
Heat: HEY YOU BROKE MY PENCIL! T^T
Shindou: (gasp) I AM SOOOO SORRY!
Minamisawa: Anyway, let's wake that first year up. (gets soccer ball and kicks it to Matsukaze)
Matsukaze: (wakes up) OW! MY NOSE! (hold nose) I THINK I HAVE A NOSEBLEED!
Kirino: (Gets handkerchief) Here! (gives to Matsukaze)
Matsukaze: (still holding nose while taking handkerchief) Thanks.
Shindou: SOMEBODY KILL ME NOW!
Hiroto: Anou… You alright?
Shindou: WHY IS RANMARU UNDENIABLY CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE? ! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !
Hiroto: Shindou?
Shindou: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! (Keshin appears)
Everyone except Shindou: WOAH! ! ! O.O
Kirino: Shindou!
Tsurugi: (crashes in the window and kicks soccer ball at Shindou)
Shindou: (get hit but not hard and faints)
Shindou's Keshin: (disappears)
Mai: Wow, That was weird..
Writer-sama: Yeah!
Mika: Seems Shindou jelling at the guys!
Matsukaze: Jelling?
Mika: Jealous
Matsukaze: Oh…
Minamisawa: Maybe it's because of my coolness! (flips hair)
Mika: Yah, right (sarcastically)
Kirino: I'll take him to the room
Hiroto: Okay, well now… Since Tsurugi is here, Matsukaze!
Matsukaze: OH NONONONONONONONO!
Tsurugi: You want me to kiss that messy haired dude?
Matsukaze: EVERYONE KEEPS ON INSULTING ME! T^T
Mika: DO YOUR DARE MATSUKAZE!
Matsukaze: T^T
Tsurugi: Ugh! For God's sake get him to stop crying!
(silence)
Kazemaru: hmm..Strange Aphrodite didn't say anything… (looks at Aphrodite)
Aphrodite: (sobbing) I'm a nobody… (sniffles)
Chan-Soo: (Opens door) I'm here Suzuno!
Gazelle: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Chan-Soo: Whatever… So where's my Goddess Aphrodite?
Gazelle: Or you mean Aphrodite a nobody, he's over there (points at Aphrodite)
Chan-Soo: Aphrodite! (goes to Aphrodite)
Tachimukai: Ne I kinda noticed, isn't Shin in Shindou's name means "God"?
Touko: Yeah, why'd you ask?
Tachimukai: So, does it mean he's a God?
Fudou: Yeah, God of- OOF! (gets hit by a red penguin plushie) SAKUMA!
Sakuma: (sticks tongue out) BLEH!
Fudou: (throws purple penguin plushie)
Heat: There they go again… (sighs)
Kidou: It's just their way of saying they like each other
Heat: Ooh… Maybe you're right!
Kidou: Of course I am! I'm a genius aren't I?
IQ: BUT I AM MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU!
Kidou: NUH-UH! I'M SMARTER!
IQ: NO I AM!
Mika: (hits both with a bat) BE QUIET!
Mini-Mai: COOL~! Can I borrow that?
Mika: Sure! (gives bat)
Mini-Mai: (hits Fudou with a bat multiple times and laughs)
Fudou: Ow! Stop it…Ow! Stop it! Ow!
Sakuma: (laughs) Hit him harder! ! !
Mai: (takes bat) Don't do that to Akio-chan!
Mini-Mai: Fine!
Mika: Anyway… I have to go for a hour, okay? Okay! (leaves)
Endou: Where is she going?
Minamisawa: Probably watching Mara Clara.
Heat: Oh! It's the last episode right?
Minamisawa: Yeah
Fubuki: I so like Gary there!
Endou: What the F- (gets hit by a red penguin plushie)
Sakuma: WATCH YOUR WORDS!
Endou: Ittai! T^T
Matsukaze: Gary is the bad guy in the show, you know that Fubuki-san?
Tsurugi: Finally he's not crying. (kisses Matsukaze)
Matsukaze: Mmph! O/ /O
Nepper: Didn't see that one coming!
Tsurugi: (breaks kiss) Okay bye! (leaves)
Mai: Aw! I didn't took a picture!
Keeve: Daijoubu! I got it!
Mai: Arigatou!
Crypto: (sighs) Glad I didn't saw it.
Metron: She's sooo cute when she sighs!
Clara: Well, Since Mika-san is gone, I'll take over!
Burn: In your dreams…
Clara: (hits Burn with a bat) BAD!
Burn: OW!
Rean: Where did Clara get the bat?
Clara: I took it from Mika-san!
Rean: Ohhh…
Hiroto: ALRIGHT! NEXT DARE! MAI-CHAN! ICHI-…I mean… KAZEMARU-KUN!
Kazemaru: (blushes)
Endou: DON'T DO IT KAZEMARU! !
All Boys except Kazemaru and Endou: DO IT!
Kazemaru: Eto… I-I'm sorry Endou… (kisses Mai)
Mai: ! (kisses back)
Crypto: ! ! ! ! !
Nepper: Bless you
Mini-Mai: (takes multi-shots)
Kazemaru: (breaks kiss) Sorry…
Mai: (blushes) It's alright…
Mini-Mai: YEAH! I'll totally upload this of facebook! Ushishishi~
Kogure: WHAT THE F- (gets hit by a red penguin plushie) SAKU- (gets hit another penguin plushie and faints)
Everyone except Kogure and Sakuma: (looks at Sakuma)
Sakuma: (blinked) What? It wasn't me! I swear!
Gazelle: So who was it?
Kirino: (whistles)
Hiroto: Guess it was Kirino-san.
Mika: Hey Guys, I'm back. (sniffles)
Heat: Hey Mika-san! Why are you crying?
Mika: Huh? Oh! Mara Clara is finished, I cried at the ending.
Heat: Oh, so that's why.
Metron: Anyway, two dares are finished
Mika: WHAT! ONLY TWO?
Kirino: We were busy talking that's why (chuckles)
Mika: LET'S CONTINUE NOW! GO! GO! GO! ! ! !
Gouenji: Don't rush!
Midorikawa: CAN WE SKIP THIS DARE? T^T
Hiroto: NO WAY! LET'S DO IT MIDORIKAWA-KUN!
All boys except Hiroto and Midorikawa: (goes out)
Hiroto: (kisses Midorikawa's whole body)
Midorikawa: (mourns) H-Hiroto…ahh!
Writer-sama, Mai, Mini-Mai and Mika: (nosebleed)
Mika: OMG! (leaves)
Crypto: ACHHOOOOO! ! (leaves)
Writer-sama: Can't take the ecstasy, huh?
Clara: (takes multi-shots) Father will be sooo happy when he sees this!
Rean: Or get mad…
Hiroto: (carries Midorikawa bridal style and goes to a room)
Mai: O.O
Kidou: (slowly opens door) Is it over?
Gouenji: Where's Hiroto and Midorikawa?
Mai: (points at the room)
Fubuki: Atsuya is soo lucky to have a chance to see them having- (gets hit by a red penguin plushie) Ow!
Kirino: Sorry!
Mika: Hey! Is it done? Okay! Let's continue!
Endou: KAZEMARU JUST KISSED MAI-SAN! (sniffles) AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!
Kazemaru: (sweat dropped)
Endou: (runs out and jump of a cliff)
Mika: O.O
Fuyuka: Is he going be alright?
Rika: OF COURSE! THE ALIENS PLACED A TRAMPOLINE, RIGHT?
Mika: A TRAMPOLINE? !
Fuyuka: If there's a trampoline, he's gonna bounce off non-stop!
Toramaru: Who cares about the captain!
Aki: You just want to continue the dare, right?
Toramaru: I just wanna finish it!
Kirino: Sa Mini-Mai-san! Let's play dress-up!
Mini-Mai: Okay~!
Mika: O.O
Matsukaze: That's gayish much…
Minamisawa: But he's still cool than you.
Matsukaze: You're just saying that T^T
Writer-sama: Anyway… Minamisawa-san! It's your turn!
Minamisawa: Sorry, But I won't do it! It will ruin my coolness (close to flipping his hair but stopped by Matsukaze)
Mai: DO IT!
Minamisawa: What if I don't do it? What will happen to me, eh?
(awkward silence)
Mika: …. (thinks) … (snaps fingers) I'll cut your hair!
Minamisawa: WHAT THE! YOUR NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU?
Mika: Yes I am!
Minamisawa: FINE! I'LL TRY NOT TO. (close to flipping hair but stops) DON'T FLIP YOUR HAIR MINAMISAWA! ! !
IQ: Wow, it's just a very effortless dare and he's having arduous time not do flip his hair.
Mika: EFFORTLESS? ARDUOUS? WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?
IQ: I'll repeat my statement, I said "It's just a very easy dare and he's having hard time not do flip his hair" Got it?
Mika: Ohhh… GOT IT~!
IC: NEXT! NEXT NEXT~! ! ! !
Metron: What's up with your little sis?
IQ: She played with Ark yesterday and he gave her coffee
Metron: And you're okay with that?
IQ: OF COURSE NOT! WHY WOULD I BE OKAY METRON! ! ! ! ! !
Metron: Okay! Okay! Sorry!
IC: Ne! Ne! Ne! I had super duper fun playing with Ark-san! Can I play with him again? ! Can I? ! Can I? !
IQ: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! ! ! !
IC: No fair! No fair! No fair! ! ! ! (crying insanely like a baby)
Tachimukai: (covers ears) Make her stop! ! ! !
IQ: FINE! ARK!
Ark: Okay! Come on IC!
IC: YAY! YAY! YAY! (pulls Ark heading outside)
Minamisawa: I'm leaving too… Just for awhile… (leaves and trying not to flip hair)
Mika: I just noticed that everyone has freedom here!
Rean: (sweat dropped) W-What are you saying? W-We are totally not having freedom..
Mika: YES YOU GUYS HAVE! I'LL CALL UP SOME K-9S TO GUARD THE DOORS SO THAT YOU GUYS WON'T GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!
IE Casts: ! ! ! !
(Dogs Barking)
Mika: OH! THEIR HERE NOW!
Heat: That was quick….
Mai: Hmm… Isn't Crypto, Minamisawa, IC and Ark there outside?
(awkward silence)
IC: ! ! ! !
IQ: IC! ! ! ! !
IC: (Quickly goes inside) THAT WAS SCARY! ! ! ! !
IQ: ARE YOU ALRIGHT? !
IC: Yeah… Demo Cree-…I mean Crypto-san, Minamisawa-san and Ark-san are still outside
Nepper: Hope their okay…
Burn: Rest in peace Crypto, Ark, Minamisawa… (salutes)
Gazelle: (Smack Burn in the head) BAKA!
Burn: Ouch! (holds head)
(silent)
Mika: Are? What happened to the K-9s?
(door opens)
Crypto: (throws one K-9) Those dogs are such weaklings…
Everyone except Crypto: O.O W-W-W-W-What the F***! ! ! !
Crypto: Is there any left?
Everyone except Crypto: MURDERER! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MURDERER! ! ! ! !
Crypto: BE QUIET! ! !
(silent)
Crypto: Good (leaves)
Ark: She fought those K-9 all alone, It was so scary!
Mai: I think I can see it now O.O Super Scary!
Mini-Mai: HELLO GUYS~! WE'RE BACK!
Kirino: So, How's it going guys?
Everyone except Mini-Mai and Kirino: (looks at Kirino and Mini-Mai with creeped out eyes)
Kirino: (sweat dropped) S-Something happened?
Everyone except Mini-Mai and Kirino: You don't wanna know…
Kirino: Okay!
Few minutes later…
Rean: ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK! GRAN-SAMA AND REIZE-SAMA ARE BACK ALSO SHINDOU-SAN IS NOW CONSCIOUS AND APHRODITE HAS GOTTEN RID OF HIS "I AM NOBODY" ISSUES! WE CAN FINALLY CONTINUE!
Shindou: That was a very long nap I just had (yawns)
Heat: You're lucky!
Mika: ANYWAY, NEXT!
Fudou: Awesome! (kicks Sakuma's butt hard)
Sakuma: OW! FUDOU! (throws lots of red penguin plushies)
Fudou: OW! SAKUMA! (throws lots of purple penguin plushies)
Kidou: They never learn… (sighs)
Fubuki: NEXT IS… YOUR TURN KIDOU-KUN!
Kidou: I'm just gonna dress up some cats right?
Writer-sama: That's right!
Fuyuka: The cats are in the kitchen Kidou-kun!
Kidou: Okay… (goes to kitchen)
Mika: Let's go watch Kidou's failure of dressing the cats up!
Mai: How'd you know he'll fail?
Mika: Those cats are from my grandma's! She collects lots of cats, but those caats are sooo wild!
Writer-sama: Oh… That's gonna be a problem…
Metron: Sa! Let's watch! (opens tv)
In the kitchen…
Kidou: Hello…uh… (looks at collar) Mr. Fluffy-pants Why he named that? How about let's put you on this lovely tutu?
In the show room…
Everyone: (laughs insanely) BWAHAHAHAHA! ! ! !
Back at the kitchen…
-pants: (scratches Kidou at the face)
Kidou: OW! (puts down dress) Guess you don't like this… How about this?
-Pants: (hisses and attacks Kidou)
Kidou: WAHHHHHHHHH! ! ! STOP IT! ! ! !
Back at the show room…
Mika: (closes tv) That's it for Kidou!
Writer-sama: NEXT~!
(door opens)
Hitomiko: Hello minna… Here are Mini-Gazelle and Mini-Burn
Mika: Thanks!
Hitomiko: No problem… Anyway, why are ther dead dogs outside the building?
Writer-sama, Mai, Mini-Mai and Mika: You don't wanna know…
Hitomiko: (sweat dropped) O-O-Okay… (leaves)
Mini-Gazelle: Yay! We're back~!
Clara: HELLO MINI-GAZELLE-SAMA!
Mini-Burn: Why are we here?
Mika: HERE! (Gives paper)
Mini-Burn: (reads) WHAT! ! I AIN'T KISSING HIM!
Mini-Gazelle: Aww… Why not?
Mini-Burn: I don't like you!
Mini-Gazelle: (does puppy-dog eyes)
Mini-Burn: (blushes) FINE! (kisses Mini-Gazelle)
Mika: AWWW! SO KAWAII~ (takes pictures)
Mini-Burn: (breaks kiss)
Mini-Gazelle: I love you Mini-tulip-san!
Mini-Burn: (blushes and looks away) Yeah, whatever!
Mika: (hits Mini-Burn with a bat)
Mini-Burn: OW!
Mai: NOW IT'S THE NORMAL VERSION'S TURN!
Gazelle: (kisses Burn)
Burn: (kisses back)
Writer-sama: So quick!
Kazemaru: They've gotten used to it, I guess…
Gazelle: (breaks kiss)
Mika: NOW! FOR THE FINAL DARE!
Ichino: (opens door) HEY MINNA!
Mika: HELLO ICHINO-KUN~!
Heat: Woah!
Mika: WHAT?
Heat: N-N-Nothing…
Ichino: I have to act like a baby?
Mika: YUP!
Ichino: Okay… (kneels down) Aki-oneechan! Cwan I have sum cookies?
Mika: HE'S SOOOO CUTE~!
Aki: Sure Ichino-kun~ (gives cookie)
Ichino: Kazemaru-oneechan!
Kazemaru: ONEE-CHAN AGAIN? !
Ichino: Cwan you be mwy Mwamwa?
Everyone except Ichino: MAMA? !
Kazemaru: OKAY!
Everyone except IChino and Kazemaru: YOU SERIOUS? ! O.O
Kazemaru: (grabs Endou's arm) AND THIS IS YOUR DADDY!
Endou: DADDY? !
Ichino: YAY!
Mika: Wow O.O Anyway! That's all for today! Thanks for reading minna!
Guest stars: Bye~!