This was supposed to be a one shot, but what the hell, let's make it a series of one shots. This ought to work out well.
Miku couldn't believe this. She just couldn't leave Len and Rin, aka 'The Trouble Twins', alone for any length of time. Otherwise, this happens. The three of them were in Len and Rin's room, where they were looking sorry for themselves while Miku was performing the rare and dangerous maneuver, the double facepalm. It took a while before Miku could talk.
"OK, I- I know you explained this, but what were you doing when this happened?" Miku asked, still trying to comprehend what she was seeing.
"Well, Rin and I were just hanging out and talking about food," Len started and then Rin followed and they did that weird thing where two people continue the other's sentences.
"And I was wondering what pizza would taste like if it had wasabi and rocky road ice cream on it would taste like-"
"And then I wondered what that would taste like blended with tuna-"
"So we got a blender-"
"Blended it-"
"Then this happened," They finished together, Rin pointing at why Miku was there.
Miku did a double facepalm again, trying to wrap her mind around this. "Ok, so you two blended a bunch of random food items together," she paused, waiting for the Kagamines response which was a nod, before continuing, "And this, somehow, resulted in a TEAR IN REALITY?" She said, shouting the last part and pointing at the source of her rage.
Somehow, the Kagamines managed to create a portal, floating about an inch above the floor and big enough to almost hit the ceiling. It was oval shaped and continuously shifting colors. It was also emitting a weird humming sound.
The Kagamines shrugged and said, "We're just as confused as you are."
Miku sighed, rubbed the bridge of her nose, and prepared the lecture that Rin and Len were expecting to get. "Guys, this is why we never let you do anything. Because if we do, then you're bound to do something like this. Remember last Saturday when Meiko had to go to the hospital because you thought it was a good idea to switch Kaito's jalapeño's with those Bhut Jolokia peppers? That's the kind of thing we mean, and now this happens." She took a breath before continuing.
"I don't even know what this thing really is. It could be a wormhole, a mini-black hole, or the beginning of that Schwarzwelt thing from that Strange Journey game that Gakupo plays. I don't know, but I do know that this is going to be a pain to explain to the neighbors. Me and Kaito have to apologize on at least every week because of what you do and-"Miku said continuing with her lecture.
Miku didn't notice that something had came out of the rift, though the Kagamines noticed. It was about as tall as Miku, green skin with black dots placed randomly on it, it walked on four stumpy legs, and the most striking feature about it was the perpetual 'D: ' face it had. It looked around the room silently before slowly walking to the door.
"Uh, Miku," Len started before Miku shouted him down and continuing the lecture. She didn't notice the thing in the room until it started scratching at the door. She sighed when she heard it.
"Ugh, the cat wants out," she mumbled to herself. Miku walked over and let the thing out, barely giving it a second glance. "Right, where was I?" she started, but then stopped when she realized what she let out. "That wasn't a cat," she said, stating the obvious, then ran out the room after it.
Meanwhile in the living room, Kaito was watching some anime when Gakupo walked in muttering to himself.
"You ok, Gaku?" Kaito asked, chuckling to himself at the hilarity that is Chi and Hideki's love life.
"Arroyo deserves to burn!" Gakupo yelled while getting a soda.
"What?"
"What dumbass village leader decides that the best way to save their village is to send their ONLY hope of survival into a dangerous temple and the final challenge is fighting a warrior who has no qualms against snapping your neck?" Gakupo explained. There were a few moments of silence while Gakupo took a sip of soda.
"Having trouble in Fallout 2 then?" Kaito asked. Gakupo nodded.
"That's the first level and I can't beat it. What kind of gamer am I?" Gakupo asked sarcastically.
Kaito shrugged and returned to his show. "Maybe you're not playing it right?" he suggested.
"I ought to smack you," Gakupo said and went to check the fridge. "Do we have any eggplants?" he asked.
"I don't know, I'm not crazy about them like you," Kaito said and Gakupo chose to ignore it and continued searching for an eggplant. That's when the apartment's visitor came in. It looked around the room for a moment before laying its eyes on Gakupo. Kaito noticed it standing there when the commercial break started. I feel it should be pointed out that it was a slow day for the only sane members of the Vocaloids, in order to explain Kaito's reaction to seeing a green monster in his apartment.
"The cat's gotten kind of big," he remarked. Gakupo looked at him oddly, not noticing the visitor yet.
"What are you talking about?" Gakupo asked, noticed where Kaito was looking and turned in that direction. "We don't have a CREEEEPER!" He yelled, dropping his soda.
Kaito looked at him, back at the creeper, back at Gakupo, then back at the creeper before realizing his error. "Oh crap, that's not a cat! What in the-"Kaito was interrupted by Gakupo giving us a perfect example of how to deal with a Creeper. Let's watch.
"Oh no, nonononono, I had to deal with that thing all the time in Minecraft, I'm not dealing with them here. Screw this, I'm outta here!" And with that, Gakupo got a running start before jumping out a window. Kaito just stared in disbelief while the Creeper shuffled out the window after Gakupo. Miku ran in the room a few seconds later.
"Kaito, there was some green thing that came down here and-"Miku noticed the broken window, "…SERIOUSLY? We just fixed that from the Sasquatch!" She yelled. That seemed to snap Kaito out of his trance.
"Well, that was completely random. By the way, I heard noises from Rin and Len's room. What's going on?" Kaito asked. Miku started rubbing the bridge of her nose again.
"It's…complicated. You better see for yourself," Miku said and motioned for Kaito to follow her, which he did after making sure his show was paused. His reaction was more or less the same as Miku's when he saw the portal.
"What the hell?" he asked bemusedly, "How did this happen?"
"Apparently, they," Miku said, pointing at the Kagamines, who were sitting on their bed, "blended some food together and this happened. I don't care how it happened; I just want to get rid of it. We won't get our lease back if it swallows the building."
Kaito started thinking, but couldn't think of anything considering there was a tear in reality in front of him. Everyone was thinking about a solution when one Lily walked in and joined in the staring.
"Yep," Lily said, startling the others, "What yew got here is one of them tears in reality. It could become a problem in the future."
Kaito and Miku exchanged looks before Kaito said, "Ok, and?"
"I can get rid of it for yew," Lily said with an air of pride.
"Really?" Miku asked. Lily nodded. Miku then realized who she was talking to and sighed. "How much?" she asked.
"20,000 yen," Lily said, holding her hand out. The group sighed and reached for their wallets. Len, who carried the money for him and Rin, had 5,000 on him, Miku also had 5,000, and Kaito provided the last 10,000. With the money in hand, Lily pocketed it and pulled a flute from the straps of cloth she called an outfit. She started to play the tune to 'Feel My Soul.'
Miku and Kaito exchanged looks and shrugged. Surprisingly, the portal started to close. It was taking its sweet time though, allowing Lily to finish the song. When it finally did close, she sighed and put the flute away.
"Welp, that takes care of that," Lily said and handed Kaito a business card, "If something like this happens again, call me ok?"
"Right, why are you talking like that?" Kaito asked.
"No reason," Lily said, dropping the southern accent and smiling. With that she left the room.
"Why was she here?" Kaito asked Miku a moment after Lily left, "Doesn't she live in a different building?"
"Oh I don't care, as long as that thing is gone." Miku replied. Silence filled the room for a minute, and then Rin broke the silence.
"Anyone hungry?" she asked. There was another moment of silence before Miku sighed.
"Yeah, I could go for some takoyaki," she said.
The Kagamines cheered simultaneously, forgetting the trouble they caused again, and rushed out of their room, Kaito and Miku following them.
"We still need to fix that window, you know," Kaito said. Miku waved the comment off.
"We'll worry about it tomorrow," she said and the two decided to focus on the rest of the day.
Well, there it is. I hope you enjoyed it and I wonder what kind of craziness we can come up with next time? Only one way to find out!
Hey Kids, it time for some SHAMELESS PLUGINS!
In a bit of boredom, I wrote a crossover story. You'll find it in my profile. /plugin
I wonder how long it will take for people to hurt me for doing that? Oh well. See you next time!