I love having this story, it's a good place for me to put random ideas I get.


Miku had finally gotten back from her tour states side. She probably would have enjoyed it if she hadn't spent most of it worrying that the Kagamines would do something disastrous while she was away. So she was glad to find the apartment was still intact.

"Hey, I'm back." Miku yelled into the apartment.

"Oy," Gakupo yelled back from the living room, "It's just me and Len for now."

Miku walked into the living room, leaving her suitcase at the door for now. "Good, they cause less trouble separa- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING DOING HERE?" She yelled and pointed at the offending object. The Creeper from the portal incident was next to the couch Gakupo was sitting at, staring at Miku with a collar around the best guess at where its neck was.

"Who, Fluffy?" Gakupo asked, pointing at the Creeper, "He's my new pet. If your concern is him exploding, he hasn't yet."

"That's not the point! Why is it even here, you freaked out the last time you saw it!"

"Right, well remember when he came here? He chased me for a bit after I jumped out the window and-"

"How did you survive that anyway?" Miku asked.

"That's not important. Anyway, he eventually cornered me in an alley and just kind of stared at me. I don't know why I decided to keep him actually," Gakupo looked at 'Fluffy', "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Fluffy just looked at Gakupo for a second then back at Miku.

Miku started rubbing her forehead. "Not even five minutes back and I already have a headache," she said with a sigh. It was here that Len walked into the room.

"Hey Gakupo, have you seen my OH CRAP!"

Miku spun around and stared at the young blonde. "What do you mean 'oh crap'?" Miku asked.

Len immediately got rid of the surprised look on his face. "Nothing," he replied casually.

Miku sighed. "Whatever, I don't have time for you. I'm gonna go to bed," she said and started to move past Len.

"You…might not want to do that," Len said with some hesitation, which caused Miku to sigh and face him.

"What did you do?" she asked.

"For the record, this is the first time I've heard of anything," Gakupo shouted from the living room.

"Well, me and Rin kind of accidentally put something in your room," Len said in his usually tone of voice when explaining himself, "It's been there for a couple of days at least."

Miku sighed again, made a 'stay put' gesture to Len, and went to see what he caused this time. Miku honestly expected a lot of things to be in her room, but even then she was surprised when she opened the door.

"What."

Inside her room was some kind of giant lizard. It was hunched over to avoid hitting the ceiling, and it had horns and claws about a foot long. Miku shut the door and walked away when it turned its head to look at her.

"What the hell is that thing and why is it in my room?" Miku asked when she got back to Len.

Len threw his hands up in the air. "I don't know! We don't do these kinds of things on purpose!" he said.

Gakupo quickly slipped past them to see what they were talking about.

"But why MY room, couldn't you have put it in Meiko's room or something?" Miku asked.

"We don't control these things; it's not our fault that everything we do does something like this!" Len said when Gakupo got back.

"This is very bad guys. That's a Deathclaw." He said with only the slightest hint of panic in his voice.

"That's a what?" Miku and Len asked at the same time.

"A Deathclaw, it's an enemy from Fallout. It's also one of the most deadly ones, so we are in serious trouble."

"Well, how do we get rid of it?" Miku asked, not noticing Fluffy sneaking past them.

"That depends, what's bigger, a platoon or a battalion?"

"Oh great," Miku said and started rubbing her forehead again. It was then that Gakupo noticed Fluffy was gone.

"Where did Fluffy go?" Gakupo asked which caused Miku to scream in frustration.

"Are you serious? I haven't even been back 10 minutes! What else could possibly happen?" She yelled, daring to tempt fate.

Fate answered with a roar from upstairs, with Fluffy running to them who was in turn followed by the Deathclaw, which looked pissed. Screaming and running into the living room ensued.

The three rushed into hiding places as soon as they could find, which mostly entailed of Len jumping the kitchen counter and Miku and Gakupo hiding behind a couch. So when the Deathclaw got to the living room, all it saw was Fluffy, standing its ground.

"What is it doing?" Miku asked, carefully peeking over the couch with Gakupo.

"I don't know, but I'm sure he has a plan," Gakupo said.

"If that thing blows up in here…" Miku said but didn't finish when the Deathclaw roared and charged.

Now, Deathclaws are very agile predators, which helps with their deadliness. This one however has been cooped up in a closed space for a while and couldn't react like it would in prime condition. The reason I say this is because this was one of the prime factors in how Fluffy's 'Bull fight' maneuver worked, which was just Fluffy jumping out of the way at the right time so the Deathclaw ran past it and crashed through the window.

Anti-climactic, don't you think?

"Well that was anti-climactic," Len said as the three walked to the window to check the damage.

"Do you think it survived?" Gakupo asked.

"I don't care, either way it's someone else's problem now," Miku said then sighed and started rubbing the bridge of her nose. "Great, now I'm going to have to replace the window again and more than likely my door too. Where's the phone?" she asked and walked away to find one.

Len and Gakupo looked at each other and then at Fluffy, who was just standing there.

"Nice job, Fluffy," Gakupo said. The Creeper nodded and walked out of the room.

"Well, what now?" Len asked. Gakupo sighed.

"We're probably going to have to apologize to the neighbors again," Gakupo said, obviously not wanting to do it.

"Can we get milkshakes before that?" Len asked.

"Sure, why not? Let's see if Miku wants one."

"Yay!" With that, the two left. Life goes on.


Later that evening, Rin was hanging outside the apartment enjoying a treat.

'Orange flavored ice cream, simply amazing,' she thought to herself. She was so enraptured in her treat she didn't notice the man walking down the hall until he stopped in front of her.

"Hey," she said hesitantly.

"Hi," he said back while staring at Rin, "Your one of the Vocaloids right?"

That put Rin on guard. She watched him closely and nodded. He sighed with relief.

"That's good, it's way too awkward knocking on your door," he said and held up some mail and handed it to Rin, "I keep getting your mail by accident."

Rin accepted the mail and he moved on after nodding goodbye.

'What a weird man,' she thought and took a bite out of her ice cream, which she soon regretted when the headache kicked in.