A/N: I'm so so SO sorry i haven't updated in... Rrrrk I don't even wanna go there. I had writer's block, and then I gave up, fell in love, got a life for a month or so, completely forgot about my stories, remembered, got distracted, forgot again, had a birthday (in September), am still in love, forgot, and then remembered and decided to attempt something.

Disclaimer: I'm still really sorry. I hope you haven't abandoned me :'(. I love you all. If you haven't abandoned me. Oh, and I own nothing... Except WAAAAAAAAY too many clothings from the really really free market. Copyright THAT BIATCH. (Sorry I'm moodyish. Thanksgiving is in 2 days and I'm grounded.)

A/N2: Another apology... I have no idea what this chapter is. Maybe it'll seem insignificant until I do more chapters? Maybe it's time-wasting fluff.

Inur Terr-moyle (Didja miss me?)

Bossy doctor just kissed girly doctor.

BOSSY DOCTOR JUST KISSED GIRLY DOCTOR!

Okay, okay, I'm cool. Where'd girly doctor go? This way? He's probably in one of my storage closets. That would be fun- I can say he stole my windex again. Oh, look, a closet. How did I get here?

Hallway. Riiiiiiiight. What's behind door number one, I wonder?

"Hello, Clarise."

"Uh... Here's my contact lens! I'll -uh- leave now."

He must not have heard me. Am I really that quiet?

No, he's probably deaf. Like a worm. Worms can't hear, right? Where'd he go?

Oh, hi blonde doctor.

"Hi mister Janitor man!" Is she high? She KNOWS my name's Steve.

"Hello blonde doctor?" Fine, I'll just play along.

"Have you seen JD? I think I saw him run by a couple of minutes ago, he looked like he was almost... skipping?" Wait a second, why do we not know each other's names, but we suddenly know JD? What a weird game she's playing. And why's she jumping from one foot to the other?

"My name is Steve, yours is Elliot, who's JD, and why are you jumping from foot to foot?" Oops... Didn't QUITE mean to say that. Or at least not like that. She looks like she's going to cry.

"Um... JD is my friend. You torment him?" She's stopped the jumping. Oh, no, I scared her.

"Ah, worm-boy. I haven't seen him. I have to go, fix something. Janitor stuff, you know?" Maybe I should have been nicer.