A/N: Wow, it has been a LOOOOOOOOONG time. Well, I'm back, one night only. Maybe if you tell me how wonderful I am I'll try to live up to it. Doubtful though. I bet by tomorrow I'll have completely forgotten what a fanfic is. That seems to happen... For months at a time... What's important is I'm back now, and hopefully good at writing. (If you want to read some other stuff I've written -non fanfics- check out my myspace: Smeghead the Bloody Wonderful. Or go to /Ultimatebalance. I put stuff in my blogs.) I love you all, and it's actually the responses I've been re-reading that have made me want to continue. So here goes... Hope you haven't forgotten me.

Disclaimer: And the point of this section is? I'm fifteen and a half and I don't even own a learner's permit, let alone anything as nice as a TV show. I am in the process of making a film though. It's an independent film made of little vignettes. It's all about love, and so far we have one short written about these two girls. My friend's the one writing it though. I pitch the ideas, she modifies and finishes (something I have NEVER done, sorry to say), and I will film. We also only have one actor though. That could be an issue. Oh, I'm distracted.

A/N2: Jeez, I'm halfway through writing this and, I am so sorry. I'm still going to put it up until I feel better about it or fix it. But I think it just MAY be crap.

Innner Turmoil (EVERYBODY HAS IT)

"Hey JD!"

He's ignoring me.

And... skipping? He's such a spazz.

A cute spazz.

Why is the janitor following him? Maybe he knows what's up.

Frick, what's his name again? Oh, forget it.

"Hi mister Janitor man!"

"Hello blonde doctor?" Oops. I didn't mean to make you mad.

"Have you seen JD? I think I saw him run by a couple of minutes ago, he looked like he was almost... skipping?" Why are you looking madder at me by the second?

"My name is Steve, yours is Elliot, who's JD, and why are you jumping from foot to foot?" Well that was kind of mean of you. I just wanted some help. I didn't even notice I was jumping from foot to foot... Maybe I should stop. Sorry for bothering you, but I can't stop now.

"Um... JD is my friend. You torment him?" I could really use a latte right now.

"Ah, worm-boy." What? Is that some weird new nickname for JD? "I haven't seen him. I have to go, fix something. Janitor stuff, you know?"

Oh, well that was a pointless conversation! And now he's mad at me for nothing. Maybe JD was going home sick?

I should call him later.

RING RING RING stupid phone. Why do phones ring on this end of the line anyway? It should just ring to get your attention if someones calling you. Or it could at least play-

"Hello?" What?

"Hellooooo?" Oh, I'm on the phone.

"Hi JD. I saw you leaving the hospital early. Are you okay?" He better be okay. I'm not covering his shifts this week. How many blind dates do I have? Hmm... One, two, six... I'm definitely not free to cover any shifts.

"I'm... I'm fine... Just a little...DR. COX KISSED ME!"

Um.

Huh?

"What?" WHAT?

"God, don't scream in my ear."

"Are you sure you weren't asleep, or day-dreaming, or hallucinating, or something like that?" Am I asleep, or hallucinating, or day-dreaming?

Probably.

"It was really really real." I want a cupcake.

"You're serious? What are you going to do? Are you going to go to work tomorrow? What's the policy on work relationships? Well, we dated so I guess you already know about that... Are you going to be like a couple now? Did you like it? What's Kelso going to say- what's JORDAN going to say?" Oh-em-gee oh-em-gee.

"She was there. I dunno what she's gonna say. I have a headache. You need to stop yelling." What?

"But aren't you super-psyched about this? This is your big chance!"

"Um... well... I guess." You guess. What the frick?

"Why are you all calm?"

"I think my emotions short-circuited... And I'm in shock." Oh, that would explain it. You should see my therapist. He's totally cool.

"Wanna see my shrink? He's really nice and good at his job and stuff so you could tell him whatever you're feeling and sort things out-"

"Elliot, shut up. I'm going to get a beer then go to bed. See you tomorrow."

Oh. Ok.

Wait just one second. DR. COX IS GAY??