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My Personal

Assistant Uchiha

Chapter 5: The Physical

Sakura glared at him, angry and ready to go assassinate Hinata, the supposedly shy and innocent little Hyuga.

Innocent my ass!

Sasuke was watching her closely, enjoying her anger; it looked well on her. He wondered when she was going to go stomping out of the room, but she stayed put.

She, unfortunately, couldn't run to Tsunade and yell about the issue or she'd get heavily lectured for disobeying an order not to work. She wondered how many bosses could say they've done that.

"Fine." Sakura hissed, swearing Hinata would pay, and went to the medical table.

"You know?" Sasuke began, you're just angry because I gave you the most minds-numbing kiss you've ever had-

"Shut up." She said, tiredly. For a moment she was silent, then she continued, "And besides, you're the first one anyway."

"The…first?" he said, quietly and looked closely at her and her slight blush, indicating she was thinking about the kiss. He felt guilty and excited all at once.

"I need you to get undressed." She said in a whisper. "B-but only to your underwear, alright." She was red a cherry and mortified. "It's for the physical so don't get any ideas!"

Sasuke grinned, cockily, and obeyed her. When his shirt was off, she instantly stuck the ice cold stethoscope to his chest causing him to nearly yelp in shock; she was looking away, a heavy flush over her fair face.

"You've seen me shirtless before, Sakura." He said as softly as a lover might. "Hell. You've seen me naked, except for a towel."

She ignored him to the best of her abilities but his skin was hot and she was just getting hotter. Maybe it would have been better to go to Tsunade?

Still, she counted in her head his beats per minute; read his pressure with two fingers under his jaw. She looked stoic as she stared at her hand. His own reached up and grasped her wrist.

His other hand forced her to look him in the eye. For a moment he didn't speak, just held her nervous gaze. "I wasn't joking last night, Sakura." He said plainly.

She released the breath she hadn't known she was holding and just shook her head. "If you do…it will never be the same for us again. We will never be like we used to be." Her eyes were moistening, to her mortification, and she had to close them.

"You like being ignored?"

She hissed, showing her exasperation. "No! But I'd rather be ignored than completely ruined and dropped like a rotten piece of meat!"

He said nothing as she withdrew the stethoscope she'd yet to take off his chest. "You're pulse is way too high. You need to stress less now that you're back."

He actually laughed.

She looked up to see him, his eyes slightly lighter. "Ease stress around you?"

Slightly put out, she shrugged. "Think what you want about me. In the end, it won't matter." She turned and wrote the stats onto the papers. "We'll end up in bed anyway, I'm sure."

She said it so plainly, Sasuke wondered if she even cared. Was she even a virgin anymore? She said she hadn't kissed, but the deed could be done without kissing, right? He didn't understand why the thought angered him that she hadn't remained a virgin, but he forced himself to shrug it off. It didn't matter to him…

But Sasuke still remained rigid and images of Sakura with another man pierced his thoughts, making him the most furious he'd been since Itachi had last spoken to him.

He watched her put together a needle and some sort of liquid, watched as she tapped it and sprayed a bit out the top. She moved towards him and held his arm, gently yet firmly. Before she put it into his arm, he grasped her chin and brought her face to his own. "You slept with someone?"

He watched her eyes widen and narrow within a single second and he swore fire rose into her liquid emerald irises. "You-Did-Not-Just-Say-That!" she snarled slowly, clearly so he could understand perfectly how livid she was. She reared back a fist, filled with furious red chakra and aimed for his face.

He ducked, but he felt the pressure hit the side of his cheek and blast into the wall behind. "Are you fucking crazy!?" he shouted and saw her eyes.

They were filled to the brim with tears and he swore the hair of her ponytail was billowing with angry chakra that surrounded her. "I hate you, Sasuke!" she screamed it.

"I didn't mean to say it like that!" he yelled back.

"Well you did say it and you're going to pay!" she hissed.

Before she could leap at him, she suddenly recoiled and fell back against the counter, turning deathly pale. Sasuke saw her gasp and her eyes lost focus as she struggled to remain calm. "Ah she gasped and clutched her head. "Hell," she whispered and fell to her knees.

He didn't understand what was happening to her, but he was close to panicking.

"Sakura!"

She was greedily inhaling air as she struggled to retain her focus. "God…damn." She hissed and rolled to her side. "Ugh…S-Sasuke…" she nearly died with relief when he knelt and pulled her into his arms. "Get Tsunade….shit!" she spat and lost consciousness.

Thoroughly panicked, Sasuke lifted her up and set her on the exam bed. He made sure she wouldn't fall and he turned to leave, but before he could, he felt her hand grab his boxers. Oh, shit…he thought and turned to her. He would have left the damn room practically naked.

She looked up at him weakly and shook her head. "Please…don't get her. She'll kill me if she knew I came in early."

Sasuke leaned over her and actually brushed some hair off her face; a cold sweat had broken out over her skin. "About that," he began, "what had Tsunade so angry when you told her you worked a lot this week?"

"Well…I work so many hours every week, I barely sleep. To top it off, I have insomnia."

He knew what that was. "You can't sleep?" He watched her nod.

"I just had a simple blackout is all." She said it simply as if it didn't matter; she was getting her fire back already. "I see black dots that cake my vision and I feel like passing out. I usually do."

Sasuke nodded and looked away. She looked over to him, blushing, and said dully, "My hero…"

He turned to her and lifted one slim eyebrow. "What?"

"You were about to run out of here with nothing but your boxers on." She said with a wicked smile.

"Yeah, so?" he said and a small blush flooded over his face.

She sat up slowly and brushed a hand filled with green chakra over her forehead. He realized she must have taken the edge of her troubles and was just going to keep pushing forward.

"Well, let's finish. Get on the scale, Sasuke."

He obeyed and stood on it. She came over, fiddled with the bars and weights and wrote it down on her clipboard. "150." She said. Damn, he was very light for being so tall. "I know your BMI is basically nothing, so I'll say five percent. Less than it should be, but still healthy."

"And what's yours?" he asked. She blinked and looked up.

"Uh…probably ten to twelve percent; less than it should, but I'm very active, so it's healthy for me."

"Hn."

She wrote his stats down and went back to the table where the needle had fallen in their scuffle. She tossed it and filled another vile, tapped and sprayed. She told him to flex and she stuck the visible vein in his forearm with the needle. "This is just a regular flu shot."

"Sakura." He said, and she looked up at him.

For a long moment, he held her gaze before sighing. "You know…I didn't mean to sound like that. I just wanted to know if you've…you know…"

She looked at him, understanding. "No. I haven't." It was quiet until she asked her own burning question. "Have you, Sasuke?"

"What?"

"You know what…" she said, blushing. "Have you ever…you know...had sex?"

He grinned and said no. "I see." She said. "Then how are you so damned cocky with me and your own sexuality?"

"Well…I just like to push your limits. See how far I can get you." he said. Sakura nodded, not knowing if he deserved to be punched again, and got to thinking. It really didn't matter that she was a virgin. She knew for certain that she was going to share it with him; she wanted to. Why not urge him on? They both wanted it. Were getting dangerously close to needing it.

She tossed the needle away and washed her hands as she heard him get dressed from behind her. "That's it for the physical."

Sasuke looked at her drying her hands when he was done putting clothes on and moved silently.

Sakura felt him stop behind her, a breaths inch away. His hands reached around her slim waist and he could feel her perk bottom collide softly between his hips and right against his member, and through her white lab coat.

His lips met against the warm skin of her neck and she sighed, pressing herself closer against him. "God…Sakura. How did you do this to me?" he whispered and sounded exasperated.

Silently, Sakura's heart sang. She hadn't done anything except be her true self and look where she had him! Eating out of the palm of her hand! Sort of…If only she could keep from eating out of his.

"S-Sasuke!" she whispered and wanted to turn, but he kept her trapped against the counter as he pressed himself into her backside.

"I've got you." he hissed and it sent pleasurable shivers into her spine. His tongue met the skin of her neck and she gasped melting into his arms. Her core was burning for something and she had a good idea what of. He had even begun lightly thrusting and grinding into her backside and it was turning them both on harder than ever before.

They both heard an "Ahem," and they sprang apart faster than they knew possible.

"Naruto!" they shouted in unison.

"Hey, I'm not against you to getting together, but Hinata has to give me a physical too." He winked and Sakura huffed with playful disgust.

"You horny idiot!" she said and pushed him desperately as he leaned over her and drooled like a psycho.

"That's like what Sasuke was doin' to you a minute ago! Ha ha!"

"Dobe!!" the Uchiha howled and grabbed Naruto in a headlock. "You want to repeat that?!"

"Yeah, you were like- Ah!" Sasuke's grip tightened and Uzumaki poked him in the eye. Luckily it was closed, but the Uchiha still snarled and flipped Naruto onto the floor. "Dobe!"

Sakura smiled as she watched them. It was so much like the old days.

Hinata appeared in the door when they knocked over a trash can full of used gloves. Sakura rolled her eyes and turned to the Hyuga woman. "Hey, that was a dirty trick."

Hinata gasped and turned beet red. "Oh! Um…please forgive me…I…" she saw Sakura's face and sighed. "Well…maybe I did plan it out…um, just a little."

"I guess that's fine." The pink-haired medic said as she handed over her clipboard and asked for her new schedule for later. "I suppose it's been drastically changed?"

"Um…yes." Hinata was touching the tips of her index fingers together nervously. "I am sorry."

Sakura shrugged and said, "Not your fault about that."

They were silent as they watched Naruto and Sasuke continue barking threats at each other.

Sakura asked when the next get together would be as Hinata giggled at the two grown men rolling on the floor like children.

"Um…I spoke to TenTen who spoke to and Ino and Temari- she's back from Suna, by the way- and they all said whatever night this week was fine."

"Hmm." Sakura thought. "How about you decide one of my nights off and let me know, alright?"

Hinata smiled and nodded. "Sure thing."

Sasuke and Naruto finally stopped their death stares and the Uchiha came over to Sakura. "Time to start working."

"Hey, I'm your boss, so I say when it's time." she said smartly and watched his eyes darken.

Oh, she loved provoking him.

"I'll need to see the patient report on the surgery we're supposed to do in a few days." Sakura said to Hinata as she left the exam room; Sasuke followed with a scowl.

Once the door was shut, she turned for her office and felt Sasuke unnecessarily close to her back. "We're not even close to finished, Sakura…"

She swallowed the spite that pooled in her mouth and tired to look unfazed. God, how was she going to survive him?

Back in the exam room, Naruto had Hinata on his lap and was kissing her neck when she looked up and saw a large, searing hole in the upper corner of the room. What the heck happened there!?

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Hello. Sakura has insomnia and she passed out. She'll get worse, but hey she has a new kind of medicine coming her way. ; ) oh yeah, I can be so perverted, and I'm a woman! But hey, that's sexist, cause women can be that way too! Lol